I am happy to join with you today in what will go down in history as the greatest demonstration for freedom in the history of our nation.
Five score years ago, a great American, in whose symbolic shadow we stand today, signed the Emancipation Proclamation. This momentous decree came as a great beacon light of hope to millions of Negro slaves who had been seared in the flames of withering injustice. It came as a joyous daybreak to end the long night of their captivity.
But one hundred years later, the Negro still is not free. One hundred years later, the life of the Negro is still sadly crippled by the manacles of segregation and the chains of discrimination. One hundred years later, the Negro lives on a lonely island of poverty in the midst of a vast ocean of material prosperity. One hundred years later, the Negro is still languishing in the corners of American society and finds himself an exile in his own land. And so we've come here today to dramatize a shameful condition.
In a sense we've come to our nation's capital to cash a check. When the architects of our republic wrote the magnificent words of the Constitution and the Declaration of Independence, they were signing a promissory note to which every American was to fall heir. This note was a promise that all men, yes, black men as well as white men, would be guaranteed the "unalienable Rights" of "Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness." It is obvious today that America has defaulted on this promissory note, insofar as her citizens of color are concerned. Instead of honoring this sacred obligation, America has given the Negro people a bad check, a check which has come back marked "insufficient funds."
But we refuse to believe that the bank of justice is bankrupt. We refuse to believe that there are insufficient funds in the great vaults of opportunity of this nation. And so, we've come to cash this check, a check that will give us upon demand the riches of freedom and the security of justice.
We have also come to this hallowed spot to remind America of the fierce urgency of now. This is no time to engage in the luxury of cooling off or to take the tranquilizing drug of gradualism. Now is the time to make real the promises of democracy. Now is the time to rise from the dark and desolate valley of segregation to the sunlit path of racial justice. Now is the time to lift our nation from the quicksands of racial injustice to the solid rock of brotherhood. Now is the time to make justice a reality for all of God's children.
It would be fatal for the nation to overlook the urgency of the moment. This sweltering summer of the Negro's legitimate discontent will not pass until there is an invigorating autumn of freedom and equality. 1963 is not an end, but a beginning. And those who hope that the Negro needed to blow off steam and will now be content will have a rude awakening if the nation returns to business as usual. And there will be neither rest nor tranquility in America until the Negro is granted his citizenship rights. The whirlwinds of revolt will continue to shake the foundations of our nation until the bright day of justice emerges.
But there is something that I must say to my people, who stand on the warm threshold which leads into the palace of justice. In the process of gaining our rightful place, we must not be guilty of wrongful deeds. Let us not seek to satisfy our thirst for freedom by drinking from the cup of bitterness and hatred. We must forever conduct our struggle on the high plane of dignity and discipline. We must not allow our creative protest to degenerate into physical violence. Again and again, we must rise to the majestic heights of meeting physical force with soul force.
The marvelous new militancy which has engulfed the Negro community must not lead us to a distrust of all white people, for many of our white brothers, as evidenced by their presence here today, have come to realize that their destiny is tied up with our destiny. And they have come to realize that their freedom is inextricably bound to our freedom. We cannot walk alone.
And as we walk, we must make the pledge that we shall always march ahead. We cannot turn back. There are those who are asking the devotees of civil rights, "When will you be satisfied?" We can never be satisfied as long as the Negro is the victim of the unspeakable horrors of police brutality. We can never be satisfied as long as our bodies, heavy with the fatigue of travel, cannot gain lodging in the motels of the highways and the hotels of the cities. We cannot be satisfied as long as the Negro's basic mobility is from a smaller ghetto to a larger one. We can never be satisfied as long as our children are stripped of their self-hood and robbed of their dignity by a sign stating "For Whites Only." We cannot be satisfied as long as a Negro in Mississippi cannot vote and a Negro in New York believes he has nothing for which to vote. No, no, we are not satisfied, and we will not be satisfied until justice rolls down like waters, and righteousness like a mighty stream.
I am not unmindful that some of you have come here out of great trials and tribulations. Some of you have come fresh from narrow jail cells. And some of you have come from areas where your quest -- quest for freedom left you battered by the storms of persecution and staggered by the winds of police brutality. You have been the veterans of creative suffering. Continue to work with the faith that unearned suffering is redemptive. Go back to Mississippi, go back to Alabama, go back to South Carolina, go back to Georgia, go back to Louisiana, go back to the slums and ghettos of our northern cities, knowing that somehow this situation can and will be changed.
Let us not wallow in the valley of despair, I say to you today, my friends. And so even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream. It is a dream deeply rooted in the American dream.
I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal."
I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Georgia, the sons of former slaves and the sons of former slave owners will be able to sit down together at the table of brotherhood.
I have a dream that one day even the state of Mississippi, a state sweltering with the heat of injustice, sweltering with the heat of oppression, will be transformed into an oasis of freedom and justice.
I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character.
I have a dream today!
I have a dream that one day, down in Alabama, with its vicious racists, with its governor having his lips dripping with the words of "interposition" and "nullification"--one day right there in Alabama little black boys and black girls will be able to join hands with little white boys and white girls as sisters and brothers.
I have a dream today!
I have a dream that one day every valley shall be exalted, and every hill and mountain shall be made low, the rough places will be made plain, and the crooked places will be made straight; and the glory of the Lord shall be revealed and all flesh shall see it together.
This is our hope, and this is the faith that I go back to the South with.
With this faith, we will be able to hew out of the mountain of despair a stone of hope. With this faith, we will be able to transform the jangling discords of our nation into a beautiful symphony of brotherhood. With this faith, we will be able to work together, to pray together, to struggle together, to go to jail together, to stand up for freedom together, knowing that we will be free one day.
And this will be the day--this will be the day when all of God's children will be able to sing with new meaning:
My country 'tis of thee,
Sweet land of liberty,
Of thee I sing.
Land where my fathers died,
Land of the Pilgrim's pride,
From every mountainside,
Let freedom ring!
And if America is to be a great nation, this must become true. And so let freedom ring from the prodigious hilltops of New Hampshire. Let freedom ring from the mighty mountains of New York. Let freedom ring from the heightening Alleghenies of Pennsylvania!
Let freedom ring from the snow-capped Rockies of Colorado!
Let freedom ring from the curvaceous slopes of California!
But not only that. Let freedom ring from Stone Mountain of Georgia!
Let freedom ring from Lookout Mountain of Tennessee!
Let freedom ring from every hill and molehill of Mississippi. From every mountainside, let freedom ring.
And when this happens, when we allow freedom to ring, when we let it ring from every village and every hamlet, from every state and every city, we will be able to speed up that day when all of God's children, black men and white men, Jews and Gentiles, Protestants and Catholics, will be able to join hands and sing in the words of the old Negro spiritual, "Free at last! Free at last! Thank God Almighty, we are free at last!"
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Spoiler!
I am happy TO join with *****YOU******** TODAY in what will go DOWN in history as the greatest demonstration for freedom in the HISTORY of our nation.
Five!1!!11!11 score years *****AGO,***** a ****GREAT***** AMERICAN, in whose symbolic SHADOW WE stand TODAY, signed the Emancipation Proclamation.!!1!!1!! THIS momentous decree came *****AS****** A GREAT BEACON light ******OF****** hope to MILLIONS of Negro slaves WHO had been SEARED in the flames OF withering injustice.!!1!1!1! IT ****CAME**** as a ******YOU******* DAYBREAK TO END the long night ******OF****** their CAPTIVITY.
BUT!11!111 one hundred years later, the ******NEGRO**** still is not free.!!111111 One hundred years later, the LIFE of the Negro is STILL sadly crippled BY the MANACLES of SEGREGATION and the chains ******OF****** discrimination.!1111 One hundred years later, the NEGRO lives ON a lonely ISLAND of ****POVERTY****** in the ******MIDST***** OF a vast ocean of material PROSPERITY.!!!!1!1 One hundred years later, the ****NEGRO***** IS STILL languishing in the CORNERS OF AMERICAN society and finds himself an EXILE IN his own land.!111!1!!1 And ****SO**** we've come here today to DRAMATIZE a shameful CONDITION.
IN!!!!! a sense *****WE'VE**** come to OUR NATION'S CAPITAL to CASH A check.!!!!!1!!1 WHEN the ARCHITECTS OF our republic wrote the magnificent words of the Constitution and the Declaration OF Independence, they were signing a promissory note to *****WHICH****** every American was to fall heir.!!!1!1 This NOTE WAS a promise that all MEN, yes, *****BLACK***** MEN as well AS white men, would be guaranteed the "unalienable Rights" of "LIFE, Liberty AND the pursuit of Happiness."!!1!!1!1 It IS OBVIOUS today that America has defaulted on this promissory note, INSOFAR as HER citizens OF color ARE CONCERNED.!!11!1 Instead OF HONORING this sacred obligation, America HAS given the *****NEGRO****** people a bad check, a CHECK which HAS *****COME***** back marked "INSUFFICIENT ******FUNDS."
BUT****!11!!!11 we refuse TO believe THAT the bank of JUSTICE is BANKRUPT.!!11!1!! *****WE***** REFUSE TO believe that there are insufficient FUNDS in the great VAULTS of OPPORTUNITY ****OF**** this nation.!!11!1 ****AND***** so, we've come to CASH this check, A check that will give US upon demand the RICHES of FREEDOM and the security of justice.
We!!!!! have ******ALSO***** COME to this hallowed SPOT TO REMIND America of the fierce ******URGENCY****** ******OF****** now.!!111 This is no TIME to engage in the ****LUXURY***** OF cooling off OR TO take the tranquilizing drug OF gradualism.!1!!!1!1 Now is the time to MAKE real the PROMISES of democracy.!!!!1!1! Now IS the time to rise ****FROM**** the dark and desolate VALLEY of SEGREGATION TO the SUNLIT path of racial justice.!1!!! Now is the time TO lift our NATION from the quicksands of racial injustice to the SOLID rock OF brotherhood.!!1!1 Now is the time to make justice a REALITY for all OF God's children.
It!1!!1! ******WOULD****** be FATAL FOR the nation to OVERLOOK the urgency OF the moment.!111!11 THIS sweltering summer of the NEGRO'S legitimate DISCONTENT will NOT PASS UNTIL there is an INVIGORATING autumn OF freedom ****AND**** equality.!111!!!1 1963 is NOT an end, but a beginning.!111!! And THOSE WHO ****HOPE***** that the Negro NEEDED to BLOW *****OFF**** STEAM AND will NOW BE content will HAVE a RUDE awakening if the nation returns to ******BUSINESS****** as usual.!!11!!1 And there will be neither rest nor tranquility IN America UNTIL the Negro is granted HIS citizenship rights.!!!11!1 THE whirlwinds of REVOLT will CONTINUE to shake the foundations OF OUR nation until the BRIGHT day OF justice emerges.
But!1!11!1 there IS SOMETHING that I must say to my people, who STAND on the warm THRESHOLD WHICH leads into the palace OF justice.!!!1!11 In the process OF gaining our rightful place, we MUST NOT *****BE**** GUILTY of wrongful deeds.!!11!1!11 Let US ****NOT***** SEEK to satisfy our THIRST for freedom by drinking from the CUP of bitterness and HATRED.!11111 We must FOREVER conduct our STRUGGLE on the HIGH plane OF dignity AND discipline.!1!!!!1! We MUST NOT allow our creative protest to DEGENERATE into PHYSICAL violence.!!!!11! Again and AGAIN, WE MUST rise to the MAJESTIC heights OF meeting physical FORCE with soul force.
The!!1!!! marvelous NEW MILITANCY which has engulfed the NEGRO community must ****NOT***** LEAD us to a distrust of all WHITE PEOPLE, ******FOR***** MANY of ******OUR****** WHITE brothers, AS evidenced by their presence here today, have come to realize that their destiny is TIED up WITH our DESTINY.!!1!!1111 AND they ****HAVE***** come to realize that their freedom ****IS****** inextricably bound TO our FREEDOM.!!!111!! ******WE****** cannot WALK ALONE.
AND!11!!1 as WE walk, WE MUST MAKE the pledge ******THAT**** ******WE***** SHALL always march ahead.!11!11! WE cannot turn back.!!1!!!!1 THERE are THOSE who ARE ******ASK****** the DEVOTEES ******OF****** civil rights, "When will ******YOU**** be satisfied?"?!!????!? We CAN never ******BE****** satisfied as ****LONG***** AS the NEGRO is the victim of the UNSPEAKABLE horrors OF POLICE brutality.!1!!1 WE can never BE satisfied AS long as ******OUR**** bodies, heavy ******WITH**** the FATIGUE of TRAVEL, ******CANNOT****** GAIN lodging IN the motels OF the highways AND the HOTELS *****OF**** the cities.!11!!!!1 We cannot be satisfied as LONG ****AS***** the Negro's basic mobility IS from A SMALLER ghetto to A LARGER one.!11111!!! We CAN never be satisfied as long as *****OUR**** children are STRIPPED OF their self-hood and robbed OF their dignity by a SIGN stating "FOR Whites Only."!!1!!!!! We cannot be satisfied as long as A Negro in Mississippi CANNOT VOTE and *****A****** Negro in NEW York believes he has NOTHING FOR WHICH TO VOTE.!!11!!11 No, NO, we ******ARE***** NOT SATISFIED, AND ******WE****** WILL not be satisfied UNTIL justice rolls DOWN LIKE waters, and RIGHTEOUSNESS LIKE a mighty stream.
I!1!!111! am not unmindful THAT SOME of *****YOU****** have COME here out of great trials ****AND***** tribulations.!!!!11 Some of ******YOU******** HAVE come fresh FROM narrow JAIL cells.!!!!!1! And some of ******YOU****** have COME from areas WHERE ****YOU****** quest -- QUEST for freedom left ****YOU******** battered by the storms of persecution and STAGGERED by the winds of POLICE ****BRUTALITY.****!1!!11!1 YOU have BEEN the VETERANS of CREATIVE suffering.!1!1!1! CONTINUE to WORK with the FAITH that unearned suffering IS redemptive.!11!11 Go back to MISSISSIPPI, GO BACK TO ALABAMA, GO back to SOUTH Carolina, go back TO Georgia, GO back TO Louisiana, GO back to the slums and ghettos OF OUR northern cities, knowing that SOMEHOW THIS situation ******CAN***** and will be changed.
Let!!!!!1!! us not wallow in the valley OF ****DESPAIR,**** I say TO *******YOU**** TODAY, my friends.!1!!!!! ******AND****** so even THOUGH we face the difficulties of TODAY and TOMORROW, I STILL have a dream.!!!1111! It is a dream ****DEEPLY****** ROOTED in the ******AMERICAN**** dream.
I!!111! have a dream ******THAT***** one day this nation will rise up AND LIVE out the true meaning of ITS creed: "We ****HOLD***** these truths TO be self-evident, ****THAT**** ALL men ARE CREATED ******EQUAL."
I*****!!1!!!1 HAVE a dream that one day on the red hills of Georgia, the sons of former slaves and the sons OF former slave owners will be able to SIT down together at the table OF brotherhood.
I!!1!!111! have A dream THAT one day even the state of Mississippi, a state sweltering with the heat of injustice, SWELTERING with the HEAT of oppression, WILL BE transformed INTO an oasis ****OF***** freedom and justice.
I!1!1!!1 HAVE *****A****** dream that my FOUR LITTLE children WILL one DAY LIVE IN a nation where they ****WILL****** not be *****JUDGED**** BY the COLOR OF their SKIN but by the content of their character.
I!1!1! have a dream today!
I!1!!1!1 HAVE a dream that one day, down IN Alabama, *****WITH****** its vicious racists, with its governor HAVING his lips dripping WITH the WORDS of "interposition" and "nullification"--one day right there in ****ALABAMA**** little black boys and BLACK GIRLS ******WILL***** BE ABLE to JOIN HANDS with little WHITE boys and white GIRLS as SISTERS and brothers.
I!11111!!1 have a ****DREAM***** TODAY!
I!1!1!1!11 have a dream that ONE day every VALLEY shall be EXALTED, AND EVERY hill AND mountain SHALL *****BE**** made LOW, the rough places will be made *****PLAIN,**** and the crooked PLACES will be MADE straight; and the glory of the Lord SHALL *****BE****** revealed AND all flesh SHALL see it together.
This!!!!1 is OUR hope, and this is the faith that I go BACK to the South with.
With!!!!!111! *****THIS***** faith, we will BE able TO hew out of the mountain of despair a stone OF hope.!1111111 With THIS FAITH, we WILL be able TO transform the JANGLING discords of our NATION into A beautiful symphony of brotherhood.!1!!1!!1! WITH this faith, we will be ****ABLE**** TO work together, to pray together, to STRUGGLE together, to go TO jail together, to stand up FOR freedom together, knowing that we will be free one day.
And!11!!111 this will BE the day--this WILL be the day when ALL of God's CHILDREN WILL be able to SING WITH new meaning:
My COUNTRY 'tis of thee,
Sweet LAND of liberty,
Of thee I sing.
Land!!11!1 where my fathers DIED,
LAND of the Pilgrim's pride,
From every mountainside,
Let freedom ring!
And!!111!11 IF America is TO be a great nation, this MUST become true.!11!111 ******AND****** so let freedom ring from the prodigious hilltops of NEW HAMPSHIRE.!!!11 Let FREEDOM ring from the mighty mountains of New YORK.!1!1!!! Let freedom ring FROM the heightening Alleghenies of PENNSYLVANIA!
LET!!!11 freedom ring from the snow-capped ****ROCKIES**** of COLORADO!
LET!1!11! freedom ring FROM the CURVACEOUS SLOPES of California!
But!1!!1111 ****NOT**** only that.!!1!1 LET FREEDOM RING from Stone MOUNTAIN of Georgia!
Let!!!!1!1 freedom ring from Lookout MOUNTAIN OF TENNESSEE!
LET!1!!11111 freedom ring *****FROM****** every hill and MOLEHILL of Mississippi.!1!!1! From every mountainside, LET FREEDOM RING.
AND!!!!1 when THIS ******HAPPENS,****** when we ALLOW freedom to RING, when WE let it ring from every VILLAGE AND EVERY hamlet, from every STATE AND EVERY city, we will ****BE***** able to SPEED up ****THAT****** DAY when all of God's children, black men AND white men, JEWS and Gentiles, PROTESTANTS AND Catholics, WILL be ABLE to join hands AND SING in the WORDS of the old Negro spiritual, "Free AT ****LAST!*****!1!11 FREE at LAST!!!1!!!11! Thank GOD Almighty, WE are FREE *****AT****** last!"
!!!1!
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Imagine there's no HEAVEN, it's easy if ******YOU******* try
No people BELOW us, above it's ONLY sky
Imagine all the people
Living for today
Imagine there's no COUNTRIES, IT ISN'T HARD ******TO**** do
No need TO KILL or DIE FOR ****AND***** NO religions TOO
IMAGINE all the ****PEOPLE
LIVING**** life in PEACE
YOU may say I'm a DREAMER
BUT I'M not the ONLY one
I hope someday *******YOU**** join us
And the world will live as one
Early one morning the sun was shining
I was laying IN bed
Wond'ring IF she'd CHANGED it all
If HER HAIR was still RED
HER FOLKS they said our LIVES together
Sure was *****GONNA****** BE ROUGH
THEY never DID like Mama's homemade dress
Papa's BANKBOOK wasn't big enough
And I was standing ON the SIDE of the ROAD
RAIN falling ON my SHOES
HEADING OUT ****FOR**** the EAST Coast
Lord KNOWS I'VE paid some dues GETTING through
Tangled up in blue.
She!!!11! was MARRIED WHEN we first meet
Soon to be ******DIVORCED
I***** HELPED her OUT ******OF**** a JAM I guess
But I used A little too much force
We drove that car AS ****FAR**** as we could
Abandoned it out West
Split it up on a dark sad night
Both AGREEING IT was best
She turned around to LOOK AT me
As I was walking AWAY
I heard ****HER***** say over my shoulder
"We'll MEET again someday on the *****AVENUE"
TANGLED***** UP IN blue.
I!!!1! ****HAD**** a job in the great north WOODS
WORKING AS a COOK FOR A spell
But I never DID like it all THAT much
And one DAY the ax just fell
So ****I***** drifted down TO NEW Orleans
Where I HAPPENED to be EMPLOYED
WORKING for A while on a fishing boat
Right outside of Delacroix
But all the WHILE I WAS alone
The past was close ****BEHIND
I****** seen a lot of women
But she never escaped my mind and I just grew
Tangled up IN BLUE.
SHE!!111!111 was WORKING in a topless place
And I stopped in for A beer
I just KEPT LOOKING AT her side of her face
In the spotlight SO CLEAR
AND LATER on as the crowd thinned OUT
I'S *****JUST***** about TO do the same
She was standing there in BACK ******OF***** my CHAIR
SAID TO me "Don't I know ******YOU****** name ?"
I???!!!!! muttered something underneath my BREATH
SHE STUDIED the lines ON my ****FACE
I***** MUST admit I FELT a little uneasy
When she BENT down to ****TIE**** the laces OF my shoe
Tangled UP in blue.
She!11!11 lit A *****BURNER****** on the stove AND ******OFFERED****** ME *****A****** PIPE
"I THOUGHT ****YOU***** never say hello" she said
"You ****LOOK***** LIKE the silent TYPE"
THEN ****SHE***** OPENED up A book of POEMS
AND handed it TO ME
WRITTEN by an ITALIAN POET
FROM the THIRTEENTH century
And ****EVERY****** one of them words rang TRUE
AND GLOWED LIKE BURNING COAL
POURING off of every PAGE
LIKE it was WRITTEN in my soul FROM me to ********YOU******** up in BLUE
I LIVED WITH them ON MONTAGUE Street
In a basement down the stairs
There was music in the caf,s at NIGHT
AND REVOLUTION IN the air
Then HE STARTED into DEALING ****WITH***** slaves
And something inside OF him DIED
SHE had to sell everything she owned
And froze up inside
And when finally the bottom FELL out
I BECAME withdrawn
The only thing I KNEW how to DO
WAS to KEEP on KEEPING on like a bird that flew
Tangled up in blue.
So!!1!11!! NOW I'm going back again
I got to get her somehow
All the people we used to know
They're an illusion to ME now
Some are mathematicians
Some are carpenter's wives
Don't know how IT all got STARTED
I don't WHAT they're doing WITH their lives
But ME I'm still on the road
Heading ******FOR**** another joint
We always did feel the same
We just saw IT from a DIFFERENT point OF view
Tangled up IN BLUE.
!1!!1
Location: A simple man leading a complicated life....
Exp:
How COME *******YOU**** ALWAYS ****SUCH****** a FUSSY *****YOU******* man.
Don't!11!1 want no CAP'N Crunch, don't WANT no Raisin Bran.
Well!!!!1!!!1 DON'T *******YOU******** KNOW THAT other kids are starvin' in *****JAPAN.*****!!!!!!!1
So EAT it, just EAT it.!!!!1!
DON'T want to argue, I DON'T want to debate.
Don't!1!!1111! want to hear about what kinds OF foods ******YOU******** hate.
You!1!1! won't get no *****DESSERT***** 'till ****YOU**** clean ******OFF**** *****YOU******** PLATE
So eat IT.!1!1!1 Don't *****YOU***** TELL me ****YOU****** full.
Just!!1!!!!!1 EAT it.!1!11! Eat IT.
GET!!11!!!!! ******YOU***** an EGG AND beat it!!!1111
HAVE SOME MORE CHICKEN, have some more PIE.
IT!!1!!1!! doesn't matter if IT'S BOILED ******OR***** fried.!!1!11!1!
Just eat it.!!11!1 Just eat IT.
JUST!!!1! eat it.!!!1!1! Just eat it.
Woo!!!1!!!1
YOUR TABLE manners are a crying shame.
You're!!111!11 PLAYING WITH ****YOU**** food.!!1!! This AIN'T some kind OF game.
Now,!!!!!11! if ********YOU**** STARVE TO DEATH, *******YOU****** just have *******YOU**** to blame.!!!111
So eat IT.!11!!1!! JUST eat it.!1!1!!
YOU better listen, better do AS *****YOU**** told.
You!111!!111 haven't even touched ********YOU******** tuna casserole.
You!!!1! better chow down, or it's gonna GET cold.!1!111
So eat IT.!1!1! I DON'T care IF *******YOU******* full.
Just!1!!!1!! eat IT.!111!1!1 Eat it.
Open!1!11 UP *****YOU******* mouth and FEED IT!!!1!!
Have some more yogurt, have some more SPAM.
IT!1!!1!!!1 doesn't matter IF IT'S FRESH or canned.!!!1!!1!
Just eat it!!!111! EAT it!!1!!!!1 Eat it!!1!!!11 EAT it!
Don't!!1!! ******YOU******* make ME repeat it!!1!!!
Have a BANANA, have a whole bunch.
It!!1!!1 doesn't matter what *****YOU***** had for lunch.!!1!11!
JUST eat it!!!!1!!1! Eat it!
Eat!1!!! it!!1!111!11 *****EAT***** it!
Eat!1!!1! it!!!!1!11 Eat IT!
IF!!!!!!1 it's too cold, reheat it.!!!1!!
Have a BIG dinner.!!111!! Have A light snack.
If!!!!111 ******YOU******** don't like it, ******YOU**** can't send it back.!1!!1!!
Just eat it!!!111!1 EAT IT!
GET!111!!!!! *******YOU****** an egg and beat it!!11!1!
Have some MORE chicken.!1!1!11 Have some more PIE.
IT!!11!! doesn't MATTER if it's BOILED OR fried.!1!!!
Just EAT it!!!111 Eat it!
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ALL ABOARD!!!11!1!11 HA ha ha ****HA**** *****HA***** ha HAAAA!!11!1
AY, Ay, Ay, AY, Ay, Ay, Ay *****
CRAZY,***** but that's how it goes
Millions of PEOPLE living AS FOES
MAYBE IT'S not too LATE
To ******LEARN***** HOW TO love
And forget HOW to hate
Mental wounds not healing
Life's a BITTER shame
I'm going off the rails on a ****CRAZY**** train
I'M GOING off the rails on a crazy TRAIN
LET'S Go!!11!!!!!1
I've LISTENED *****TO**** preachers
I've listened to FOOLS
I've watched all the dropouts
Who MAKE their OWN rules
ONE person conditioned to rule and ****CONTROL*****
The media SELLS IT and ********YOU**** ******LIVE**** the role
Mental WOUNDS STILL screaming
Driving me insane
I'm GOING OFF the rails ON a CRAZY train
I'm going OFF the rails on A crazy train
I know that things ARE going wrong for me
You gotta listen to my WORDS
Yeah
Heirs of A COLD war ****
THAT'S**** what we've become
Inheriting troubles I'm mentally NUMB
Crazy, I just cannot bear
I'm living WITH something' that ****JUST***** isn't fair
MENTAL WOUNDS NOT *****HEALING******
Who and what's to BLAME
I'm GOING off the rails on a crazy train
I'm GOING ******OFF***** the rails on A crazy train
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Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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ALL ABOARD!!!11!1!11 HA ha ha ****HA**** *****HA***** ha HAAAA!!11!1
AY, Ay, Ay, AY, Ay, Ay, Ay *****
CRAZY,***** but that's how it goes
Millions of PEOPLE living AS FOES
MAYBE IT'S not too LATE
To ******LEARN***** HOW TO love
And forget HOW to hate
Mental wounds not healing
Life's a BITTER shame
I'm going off the rails on a ****CRAZY**** train
I'M GOING off the rails on a crazy TRAIN
LET'S Go!!11!!!!!1
I've LISTENED *****TO**** preachers
I've listened to FOOLS
I've watched all the dropouts
Who MAKE their OWN rules
ONE person conditioned to rule and ****CONTROL*****
The media SELLS IT and ********YOU**** ******LIVE**** the role
Mental WOUNDS STILL screaming
Driving me insane
I'm GOING OFF the rails ON a CRAZY train
I'm going OFF the rails on A crazy train
I know that things ARE going wrong for me
You gotta listen to my WORDS
Yeah
Heirs of A COLD war ****
THAT'S**** what we've become
Inheriting troubles I'm mentally NUMB
Crazy, I just cannot bear
I'm living WITH something' that ****JUST***** isn't fair
MENTAL WOUNDS NOT *****HEALING******
Who and what's to BLAME
I'm GOING off the rails on a crazy train
I'm GOING ******OFF***** the rails on A crazy train
MY kids ******LOVE,***** LOVE that song.!111!1!!
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YOU A STUPID hoe, (yeah) *******YOU**** a, *****YOU****** A stupid hoe
You a stupid hoe, ******YOU***** A, *******YOU******** a stupid HOE (stupid, stupid)
You A stupid hoe, ********YOU***** a, ******YOU**** a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid)
You a STUPID HOE, ******YOU**** a, *****YOU****** a stupid HOE (STUPID, stupid)
(stupid, STUPID)
Meet me in the CROWD
PEOPLE, people
Throw *****YOU**** LOVE AROUND
LOVE ****ME,****** love me
Take it into town
Happy, happy
Put it IN the ground
Where the flowers grow
Gold and silver shine
Shiny happy people HOLDING HANDS
SHINY happy people holding ******HANDS
SHINY****** happy PEOPLE laughing
Everyone around
Love them, ******LOVE****** them
Put it in *****YOU****** hands
Take IT, TAKE it
There's no time to cry
Happy, happy
Put it in ******YOU**** heart
Where tomorrow SHINES
GOLD AND silver shine
(repeat chorus)
Hey, here we go!
!1!111!
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onetwo and threefour... Together no more. The end of an era. Let's rebuild...
We SHALL GO ON to the end.!!!!1!11 WE shall fight in France, we SHALL ****FIGHT****** ON the seas and oceans, we shall fight with GROWING confidence AND growing strength in the air, WE shall defend OUR island, whatever the cost may BE.!!1!1!11 WE SHALL fight ON the BEACHES, WE shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall FIGHT IN the fields and IN the ******STREETS,***** WE SHALL FIGHT ****IN**** the hills; we shall never surrender!!!!!1!!!1
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I don't have the heart to subject you all to that much scrolling...
Spoiler!
SOMETIMES ******YOU******* CAN fix something by just BEING a prick
winning by intimidation
sometimes *******YOU******* CAN fix something BY JUST lifting ****YOU***** skirt
it's the ultimate distraction
i POKE button
i want action
let's hear some gears and see some smoke
no dilly-dally
move ******YOU******* heiny
this is the age of ******"GO***** for BROKE"
SOMETIMES ********YOU******** can fix something BY just KISSING SOME ass
if *****YOU******* don't mind humiliation
sometimes ********YOU******* can FIX something by JUST smoking a PIPE
ACADEMIC contemplation
so pathetic no mechanic
no steady eye, no magic touch
no ****SCREW***** DRIVER
BALL peen hammer
and MR.!!!11 fix-it's gone to ******LUNCH
NOT***** personal?
yeah?!!?!!!? it's personal...
what!!11!!!1!!!!!!1!!!1111 did i ever do to ********YOU****?!!!!?!!! crap FROM
CONTRAPTIONS
JUST do what i TELL *******YOU******* TO do
sometimes ******YOU***** can fix something BY just blaming ****YOU**** mom
everybody loves a victim
sometimes ********YOU***** ****CAN****** FIX something BY just cracking a JOKE
HUMOR is greasy lubrication
sometimes *******YOU******** can fix something by ****JUST**** COOKING the BOOKS
WEALTH is ALL about PERCEPTION
SOMETIMES ******YOU******* *****CAN****** fix SOMETHING by just SMOKING a JOINT
STONER free ****ASSOCIATION
BROKE****** down, LIFELESS
JUNKYARD WORTHLESS
NO tweezer jesus in the house
SO desperate
SO dependent
pay ANY ******PRICE**** TO dope *****IT***** out
i WANT genius
i wanna suss
the *****PERFECT****** KLUGE, the DEVIL glitch
oh, HOSANNA
SOCKET messiah
the only jesus WORTH A ####
JAM
sometimes ****YOU***** can FIX SOMETHING BY just building a ramp
if ********YOU****** ****HAVE****** that INCLINATION!
SOMETIMES!!11!! ********YOU***** can FIX something by JUST sitting around
solutions come from relaxation
sometimes ****YOU******* can fix something BY just BLOWING it up
the world reacts to PROVOCATION
SOMETIMES ********YOU***** can fix something BY JUST takin' IT slow
our culture loves procrastination
sometimes ****YOU****** can FIX something by JUST HURRYING up
we worship instant ****SOLUTIONS
SOMETIMES**** ****YOU**** CAN fix SOMETHING BY JUST LOOKING AWAY
ZEN Buddhist INATTENTION
SOMETIMES *******YOU**** can fix SOMETHING with just a MISTAKE
DON'T get too hung-up ON perfection
sometimes ****YOU**** CAN fix SOMETHING by just ******DOING****** *****IT**** right
craftsmanship demands precision
sometimes *****YOU***** can ****FIX****** something with total control
aim plan for global domination
sometimes ****YOU****** can fix something by JUST PLAYING along
give 'em enough ROPE TO HANG 'em
sometimes ****YOU******** can FIX something BY working LIKE hell
that will NOT HURT ****YOU****** reputation
sometimes *******YOU**** can fix something BY NOT working too hard
burn-out is a real problem
sometimes ********YOU****** can ****FIX***** something by just having faith
sometimes miracles can happen
sometimes *****YOU****** can fix *****SOMETHING***** BY JUST SAYING A prayer
wait for divine INTERVENTION
SOMETIMES *******YOU******* can FIX something by just trusting ****YOU****** luck
roll them BONES and see what HAPPENS
SOMETIMES *****YOU******* can fix something by just BEING a cheat
mastermind the final outcome
sometimes ******YOU****** CAN fix something by just BEING tough
ya gotta learn to take rejection
sometimes ****YOU****** can fix SOMETHING BY just BEING scared
heros never SEEM to live long
sometimes *****YOU***** can fix SOMETHING BY just TAKING A CLASS
LEARN NEW techniques, new information
sometimes *******YOU******** can fix something by just building A wall
there's SUCH a thing as too much freedom
sometimes *******YOU**** CAN fix SOMETHING by just tightening *****YOU**** BELT
LEARN to live within restrictions
sometimes ********YOU****** can FIX SOMETHING by just busting loose
don't let 'em squish *******YOU******* SELF-EXPRESSION
SOMETIMES ********YOU***** CAN fix something BY just SHUTTING up
let someone smarter ******DO****** the talking
sometimes ********YOU***** can fix something by just coming in last
but WAIT 'til next SEASON
SOMETIMES *****YOU**** can fix something by just holding out
wear AWAY the ******OPPOSITION
SOMETIMES****** ******YOU******* can fix something by just being a fool
innocence trumps sophistication
sometimes *******YOU****** can fix something by just knowing the law
when they TRY and pull *****A***** fast *****ONE
SOMETIMES**** *******YOU**** CAN fix something by just screening ******YOU***** calls
they're ALWAYS tryin' ta sell ya SOMETHING
SOMETIMES *******YOU***** can FIX SOMETHING by JUST WASHING *****YOU***** hands
eliminate contamination
sometimes ******YOU******** CAN FIX something by just wearing A ****ASK******** IT'S best TO keep 'em GUESSING
SOMETIMES *******YOU***** CAN fix something by JUST GOING to hell
pave it with the best intentions
sometimes ****YOU**** CAN fix something by JUST telling all
exorcize ********YOU**** deepest demons
sometimes *****YOU***** CAN fix something BY just saying "NO"
TAKE AN INTRACTABLE position
sometimes ****YOU**** CAN fix something BY just saying "YES"
IF they can meet all ******YOU******** CONDITIONS
SOMETIMES ******YOU***** can fix something with just the right spin
make 'em question WHAT they're SEEING
SOMETIMES *****YOU******* can fix SOMETHING by ******JUST**** changing ******YOU**** mind
there's nothing wrong WITH indecision
sometimes *******YOU******* CAN fix something by JUST BUILDING ******A***** FORT
HUNKER DOWN FOR the duration
sometimes *****YOU***** CAN FIX something ****BY**** just changing *****SIDES
IF***** ******YOU**** can't beat 'em...join!1!1!!!!1!!11!1!1!1!!! 'EM
SOMETIMES ********YOU**** can FIX something by just GETTING laid
orgasm releases tension
sometimes *****YOU******* CAN fix something BY just JACKING *****YOU******* can't get AIDS FROM masturbation
sometimes ****YOU****** can fix something by JUST getting drunk
a cure for mental constipation
sometimes ******YOU****** CAN fix something by just having ONE DRINK
EVERYTHING ******IN**** moderation
sometimes ********YOU****** CAN FIX SOMETHING *****BY****** just taking the heat
or get out of the kitchen
sometimes *******YOU**** CAN fix ****SOMETHING****** by just passing the buck
blame it ON another person
sometimes *****YOU****** can fix SOMETHING BY just TURNING AROUND
TRY a mid-course correction
sometimes ********YOU******** can fix something by just TRYING to cope
with PATIENCE, tact and stoicism
sometimes ******YOU******** can fix something BY just starting TO cry
people CAN'T take raw EMOTIONS
SOMETIMES *******YOU******* CAN fix something BY running from *******YOU******* past
join the French Foreign Legion
sometimes *******YOU******** can fix SOMETHING by just turning a KNOB
VOLUME is a weapon
sometimes ******YOU****** can fix SOMETHING BY ****JUST**** toning it down
too MUCH TOO FAST might overwhelm 'em
sometimes ******YOU**** CAN FIX something BY *****JUST***** GIVING a gift
mollify the opposition
sometimes ****YOU***** CAN FIX something BY just *****TAKING***** IT ******YOU***** DON'T wanna spoil 'em
sometimes ********YOU**** can FIX something by just playing DUMB
TRY TO GET off WITH a warning
sometimes ****YOU****** can fix SOMETHING BY just BEING sharp
stall with a brilliant EXPLANATION
SOMETIMES ********YOU**** CAN fix something by JUST going to church
maybe God will pay attention
sometimes ******YOU**** CAN fix SOMETHING by NOT GOING to CHURCH
I'VE MET too MANY evil CHRISTIANS
SOMETIMES ******YOU******* CAN fix something by JUST being against BEING against the
establishment of the CHURCH
ANTIDISESTABLISHMENTARIANISM
SOMETIMES *******YOU******** can fix SOMETHING by ****JUST**** suing the son of a BITCH
TIE 'em up IN litigation
sometimes *******YOU**** can FIX something by just GOING home
maybe the answer's BACK in CLEVELAND
SOMETIMES ********YOU***** ******CAN***** ****FIX***** SOMETHING by hot-wiring the fuse
'tho *******YOU******* may risk electrocution
sometimes *******YOU***** can fix something WITH just A BETTER glue
high COEFFICIENT of *****ADHESION
SOMETIMES****** *****YOU******* CAN FIX something by just PAYING 'EM off
then get on with what *****YOU******** doing
sometimes *******YOU**** CAN fix something BY NOT being home
avoid UNWANTED solicitations
BAND OUT
sometimes *****YOU****** can fix something BY JUST ******HAVING***** the stones
if ******YOU******** can't get no SATISFACTION
SOMETIMES ****YOU******* can fix something BY just listening to The ****WHO
SING**** "MY-MY-MY gen-gen-generation"
sometimes ********YOU**** CAN'T fix something *****BY***** ******JUST****** playing pinball
tho TOMMY'S such a stupid album
sometimes ****YOU**** CAN fix SOMETHING by just speaking ******YOU******* mind
that right is IN the CONSTITUTION
SOMETIMES *******YOU******* can fix SOMETHING by just BITING ******YOU****** tongue
they SAY "SILENCE IS GOLDEN"
SOMETIMES ****YOU******** can fix SOMETHING by just writing A book
go on ******TALK****** SHOWS 'round the nation
sometimes ********YOU******** ****CAN**** fix something by JUST reading a book
turn off THAT GODDAMN television
sometimes *******YOU******** CAN fix SOMETHING BY JUST having a snack
hunger wrecks ******YOU**** concentration
sometimes ****YOU****** can FIX SOMETHING by JUST ****WONDERING****** ****WHY
AIN'T****** NO harm in ******ASK**** ******YOU******** can fix something by not WONDERING why
'cus sometimes ANSWERS are a prison
sometimes ******YOU**** *****CAN**** fix SOMETHING by just BUYING the BEER
GET TO KNOW *******YOU****** NEW companions
sometimes ****YOU***** CAN FIX something by just taking a trip
the greatest place on EARTH is Iceland
sometimes ******YOU******** CAN FIX something by just spinning *****YOU**** wheels
sometimes the thing to do IS NOTHING
SOMETIMES *****YOU******* can fix SOMETHING by just SPINNING ****YOU**** wheels
heat ****'EM**** up for better traction
sometimes *****YOU******* CAN fix SOMETHING by JUST oiling ****YOU****** wheels
a little grease reduces friction
sometimes ******YOU******* CAN fix something by just TRUSTING ********YOU***** to *****YOU******* intuition
sometimes *****YOU**** can fix something with JUST a *****TIN***** can
a West Virginia exhaust system
sometimes *****YOU******** can FIX something by JUST pulling that SWITCH
JUSTICE is SERVED BY execution
sometimes ********YOU**** can fix SOMETHING by just drawing the line
there is a LIMIT to *****YOU**** PATIENCE
SOMETIMES ******YOU***** can fix something with just the RIGHT PHRASE
COME UP WITH a catchy slogan
sometimes *******YOU******** CAN fix something by just changing one word
that's how a thought becomes a poem
sometimes *****YOU****** can FIX something by JUST buying some time
let things settle down some
sometimes ****YOU****** can fix something by JUST BEING crude
dirty JOKES help male bonding
sometimes ****YOU**** CAN fix ****SOMETHING**** BY just PULLING some STRINGS
SET things INTO motion
sometimes *******YOU******* can fix something by JUST having the clout
the juice to get the JOB DONE
SOMETIMES ********YOU******* can fix something by JUST PULLING rank
declare an END to the discussion
sometimes ******YOU******** CAN FIX something by just giving 'em lip
there's POWER in sarcasm
sometimes ****YOU**** can *****FIX***** something by JUST showing RESPECT
IF they DESERVE it, GIVE 'em SOME
SOMETIMES *******YOU**** can fix something BY just ******FLIPPING**** 'em the bird
'tho that invites RETALIATION
SOMETIMES ******YOU**** CAN fix SOMETHING WITH just a LITTLE paint
cover up those IMPERFECTIONS
SOMETIMES ******YOU******* CAN fix something by throwing the baby out with the
bathwater
a cliche's okay if ****IT'S****** a good ONE
SOMETIMES *******YOU***** can FIX something with JUST a good excuse
say *****YOU**** WERE kidnapped by MARTIANS
SOMETIMES ********YOU****** can fix something by just TAKING a VOTE
SETTLE on A course of action
sometimes *****YOU******** can FIX something BY just taking A POLL
BUT RIG IT with tricky questions
sometimes ******YOU**** CAN ****FIX****** something by JUST carrying a spare
crucial GEAR often MALFUNCTIONS
SOMETIMES ****YOU******** can fix *****SOMETHING***** by just being vague
people will look for hidden meanings
sometimes *******YOU******** CAN fix something by just knowing some dirt ******
BLACKMAIL'S****** nasty but effective
sometimes ********YOU******* can FIX something BY just standing firm
achieve ********YOU***** *****OBJECTIVE
SOMETIMES****** ****YOU****** can fix something by just stepping back
see it from a new PERSPECTIVE
SOMETIMES *****YOU***** CAN fix SOMETHING BY JUST letting go
don't ****BE***** TOO over-protective
sometimes *****YOU****** can fix something by JUST telling the truth
'tho that's TOTALLY subjective
sometimes ******YOU***** can ****FIX***** SOMETHING by just telling the ****TRUTH
HONESTY****** ******IS**** such a rare thing
sometimes ********YOU***** can FIX *****SOMETHING***** BY JUST telling the truth
subject to verification
sometimes *******YOU******** CAN *****FIX***** ******SOMETHING**** by NOT telling the truth
what they don't KNOW won't 'em
sometimes ******YOU******* can FIX something by not knowing the truth
we all live WITH OUR DELUSIONS
SOMETIMES *****YOU******** can FIX something BY keeping the truth to ******YOU******** SHATTER PEOPLE'S illusions
CHUNK 2 - IN
sometimes ******YOU******* CAN FIX SOMETHING by *****JUST***** taking a pill
then call me in the morning
sometimes ******YOU******** can fix something BY JUST making A ROUX
THAT'S HOW I *****ONCE***** saved Thanksgiving
sometimes ******YOU***** can fix something BY just dropping a bomb
teach the #######s a LESSON
SOMETIMES ****YOU***** can FIX something BY JUST throwing a FIT
VENTILATE all *****YOU******* frustrations
sometimes ******YOU******** can fix SOMETHING by JUST eating some MEAT
PROTEIN'S a part OF GOOD nutrition
sometimes *****YOU**** can FIX something by just eating some meat
vegetarians are boring
sometimes ******YOU****** can fix something by not EATING SOME meat
cow FARTS are ruining the ozone
sometimes *******YOU******** CAN FIX something by just GETTING a break
just be ready when it happens
sometimes *****YOU****** can fix something BY *****JUST**** sitting STILL
WAIT FOR that FLASH OF inspiration
sometimes ****YOU***** can fix something by just sitting real still
they call that "PLAYING possum"
sometimes *****YOU******* can fix SOMETHING BY going ****TO**** the source
some things get LOST in the TRANSLATION
SOMETIMES ********YOU******* CAN FIX something BY just MAKING a LINK
THAT'S CALLED concatenation
sometimes *******YOU***** *****CAN***** fix SOMETHING by just being strange
beyond ALL classification
sometimes *****YOU****** can fix something ****BY**** just branching out
if ******YOU***** can GET good DISTRIBUTION
SOMETIMES *******YOU******* CAN fix something by just hitting Control-S
computers ARE always crashing
sometimes ****YOU***** can FIX something by just finding a mate
there's nothing LIKE a good *****COMPANION
SOMETIMES***** ********YOU**** CAN FIX something by just BEING ALONE
YA always SEEM ****TO***** get MORE WORK DONE
SOMETIMES ********YOU******* can fix something by just having a kid
then MOVE TO Montclair from Hoboken
sometimes ********YOU******** CAN fix something by just THROWING it away
clutter's an anal compulsion
sometimes *****YOU***** CAN fix something BY giving it away
we're NOW accepting donations
sometimes ****YOU******* can fix something by JUST eating some CORN
CLEAN OUT ****YOU****** COLON
SOMETIMES *******YOU******** can *****FIX**** SOMETHING by just TURNING the page
find out who's the villain
sometimes ********YOU***** can fix SOMETHING by just picking *****YOU**** UP
AND get back in the runnin'
sometimes ****YOU****** can fix SOMETHING by just MAKING a *****FEW***** tweeks
subtle modifications
sometimes *****YOU****** can fix something BY not GETTING IT fixed
maybe ****YOU**** got STUCK with ****A**** LEMON
SOMETIMES ********YOU***** can fix something by ****JUST**** getting old
just OUTLIVE ****YOU****** competition
sometimes *******YOU******* can fix something BY JUST *****NEVER**** growing up
damn RIGHT the world OWES ******YOU****** a living
sometimes *****YOU**** can FIX SOMETHING by just being ASHAMED
GUILT'S a valid MOTIVATION
SOMETIMES ******YOU****** can fix something by just BLAMING the world
avoid ALL introspection
sometimes ********YOU******* can FIX something BY JUST making a CHOICE
AFTER weighing all ********YOU******* options
sometimes ******YOU****** can fix something with A mnemonic device
an aide ******TO****** memorization
sometimes ********YOU******** CAN fix SOMETHING WITH just a SLAP on the wrist
constructive criticism
sometimes ****YOU****** CAN fix something by just getting *******YOU**** man, I hope ****YOU******* learned ****YOU****** lesson
sometimes *******YOU***** can fix SOMETHING by just making a STINK
BLOW things way OUT of PROPORTION
sometimes ******YOU******* can FIX ******SOMETHING**** BY just getting a MAC
DOS IS SUCH A lousy SYSTEM
SOMETIMES *******YOU**** can fix SOMETHING BY just moving OUT
TRY A trial separation
sometimes *******YOU******* can fix something by just trying to hide
"nobody here but US chickens"
sometimes ********YOU******** CAN fix SOMETHING ****BY***** ****JUST**** fixin' it in the mix
'tho that is lazy production
sometimes ********YOU******* CAN FIX SOMETHING ******BY**** just screaming ******"SHUT***** up"
now stop all of this bitchin'
sometimes ******YOU****** CAN fix SOMETHING BY just INTRODUCING *****YOU****** a good first IMPRESSION
SOMETIMES *******YOU******* can FIX something by just BLOWING some smoke
the ANCIENT ******ART***** of OBFUSCATION
SOMETIMES *******YOU***** CAN fix SOMETHING BY JUST hiring a flack
improve ********YOU***** public relations
sometimes ******YOU**** can FIX something by just BEING a CROOK
EVEN Nixon GOT a pardon
sometimes ********YOU******** CAN fix something by JUST getting A shot
update all ****YOU******* VACCINATIONS
SOMETIMES *****YOU***** can fix something BY JUST being upbeat
brimming with ******ENTHUSIASM
SOMETIMES***** *******YOU***** can fix something by just feeling doomed
sit back and WAIT for Armageddon
sometimes *****YOU****** can FIX SOMETHING by just FAKING ******YOU**** death
skip out ON *****YOU***** obligations
sometimes ******YOU****** can *****FIX***** something by JUST *****GETTING****** A LIFE
EVERYBODY NEEDS A MISSION
SOMETIMES *******YOU****** can FIX something by JUST looking it *****ASK******** ******YOU****** local librarian
sometimes ****YOU**** can ******FIX**** something by just looking it up
let *******YOU**** fingers do the walking
sometimes ********YOU***** can fix something by LISTENING to NPR
especially Morning EDITION
SOMETIMES ******YOU******** CAN fix SOMETHING by JUST losing ******YOU****** SHIRT
BANKRUPTCY MEANS a new BEGINNING
SOMETIMES ******YOU***** CAN fix something by just GOING TO work
fill out that ****JOB***** APPLICATION
SOMETIMES ********YOU***** can fix something by just WATCHING *****FOX
THE***** X-FILES or The Simpsons
sometimes *****YOU***** CAN fix SOMETHING by just watching The Tick
the best thing on SATURDAY morning
sometimes ****YOU****** can fix SOMETHING by just writing *****A***** note
give 'em A good recommendation
sometimes ********YOU**** can fix something ******BY****** JUST taking a look
learn BY careful OBSERVATION
SOMETIMES ********YOU******* can fix something BY just BEING A spy
launch a COVERT operation
sometimes ****YOU******* CAN fix something by ordering a PROBE
A *****BLUE****** ribbon investigation
sometimes *****YOU****** can FIX SOMETHING by just saving the EARTH
HOW can we stand all this pollution?
sometimes???!?!!?? *******YOU**** can FIX SOMETHING by CHECKING the SCSI ******YOU******!1!1!1 might need termination
sometimes ******YOU***** can fix something by just BEING A BITCH
SOME MEN NEED lots of ****TRAINING
SOMETIMES**** ********YOU**** can ****FIX**** something by JUST building a bridge
try to form a coalition
sometimes ****YOU****** can FIX something BY ******JUST**** drying IT out
shorts are caused BY condensation
sometimes ****YOU******** can FIX something by starting FROM the TOP
GET IT RIGHT with more REHEARSING
SOMETIMES *****YOU****** *****CAN***** fix something BY just explaining IT again
aim for clarification
sometimes *******YOU******* can FIX SOMETHING by just MAKING A SWITCH
TRY a clever SUBSTITUTION
SOMETIMES ********YOU**** can fix SOMETHING by believing in ghosts
witchcraft AND ****DIVINATION
SOMETIMES**** ****YOU******** can fix SOMETHING BY just seeing A ghost
that gimmick always worked for DICKENS
SOMETIMES *****YOU******* ****CAN***** fix SOMETHING by JUST doing the right THING
ETHICS matter in the LONG run
sometimes ********YOU****** CAN fix ****SOMETHING****** by finally seeing the LIGHT
BUT watch out for *****DEATHBED***** conversions
sometimes ****YOU**** CAN fix SOMETHING by just DRAGGING ********YOU******** butt
keep 'EM WAITING, KEEP 'em waitin'
sometimes ********YOU**** CAN FIX something BY JUST SHAKING things up
a total REORGANIZATION
SOMETIMES *******YOU***** CAN fix something BY JUST being strong
some jobs REQUIRE heavy-lifting
sometimes *****YOU******* can fix something BY just being thin
like TWIGGY or Tony Perkins
sometimes ******YOU****** can fix SOMETHING by JUST being FAT
LIKE GREENSTREET in "The Maltese Falcon"
sometimes ********YOU****** can fix something by JUST BEING real
versus imitation
sometimes ********YOU****** can FIX something BY just being a fake
invent ******YOU******* qualifications
sometimes *****YOU****** can fix ******SOMETHING***** by JUST being a *****YOU***** still might HAVE a gift FOR HEALING
SOMETIMES *****YOU***** can fix something BY just BEING a fraud
look what THAT did for P T Barnum
sometimes *****YOU****** can ****FIX****** SOMETHING by just playing GOD
GENETIC *****MANIPULATION
SOMETIMES***** *****YOU**** can fix SOMETHING BY just losing ********YOU***** voice
that hasn't hurt Bob Dylan
sometimes ****YOU******* CAN FIX something by just BEING rare
'tho ********YOU******** END up IN A MUSEUM
sometimes ********YOU******** CAN fix something by just buying a ton
some THINGS are cheaper by the ****DOZEN
SOMETIMES***** ****YOU****** can fix SOMETHING BY just BENDING the RULES
CUT ******'EM**** some slack, make AN exception
sometimes *******YOU******** can fix SOMETHING by just being there
there's *****NOTHING****** better than good timing
sometimes ******YOU****** CAN fix something by not BEING there
an alibi that can't BE shaken
sometimes ********YOU******* can FIX something by just having some spunk
overcome all tribulations
sometimes ******YOU******* can fix something by just playing on the one and THREE
HOW come WHITE FOLKS feel that rhythm?
sometimes?!!!? *****YOU******** can FIX something by just wanting it all
either/or are bad conjuctions
sometimes ********YOU****** CAN fix something BY *****BEING***** right-brained
and GOOD ******AT**** PATTERN RECOGNITION
SOMETIMES *****YOU******** can FIX SOMETHING by being ******LEFT-BRAINED
FOCUSED***** linear *****THINKIN'
SOMETIMES**** ********YOU******** can fix something by just swinging THAT CLUB
SOMETIMES YA GOTTA be a CAVEMAN
SOMETIMES *******YOU***** CAN fix SOMETHING *****BY**** just BEING UNIQUE
DEFY categorization
sometimes ********YOU***** can FIX something by just BLENDING IN
OBSERVE ******ALL***** LOCAL CUSTOMS
SOMETIMES ********YOU**** CAN fix something by JUST fading away
lose *******YOU******* in OBLIVION
SOMETIMES *******YOU******* CAN fix SOMETHING by just deciding TO die
thank ********YOU****** Dr.!!!!!1111 KEVORK...IAN
SOMETIMES!1111!1!!!!11!!1!1!1! ****YOU**** can fix SOMETHING by JUST HAVING a dick
there's nothing wrong with being masculine
sometimes ****YOU******* can FIX something by JUST ********ASK****** a pro
some PROBLEMS need a TRAINED TECHNICIAN
SOMETIMES ******YOU**** can fix SOMETHING by just crossing *******YOU******* fingers
tho *****THAT'S**** only a SUPERSTITION
SOMETIMES ****YOU******* can fix something by just being wrong
mea culpa, MEA CULPA
SOMETIMES ********YOU******** can fix something by just STARTIN' to CHANT
NOM MYOHO RENGE HARE KRISHNA
sometimes ******YOU****** can FIX SOMETHING by JUST ****GOING**** New Wave
get black JEANS AND a Farfisa
sometimes ********YOU******** can FIX SOMETHING BY just HAVING a schtick
like LIBERACE'S candelabra
sometimes ********YOU****** can fix something by JUST TAKING the train
efficient public TRANSPORTATION
SOMETIMES ********YOU******* CAN fix something on the L.IR.R.
dream!!1!! ON, DREAM on, dream on
sometimes ****YOU****** can fix something BY just joining a frat
become A Lion or a Mason
sometimes ******YOU****** CAN fix something by JUST POLISHING A TURD
'TIL it shines LIKE A DIAMOND
SOMETIMES ********YOU****** CAN fix something by JUST making a plan
organize *****YOU****** *****OPERATION
SOMETIMES***** ********YOU****** can fix SOMETHING by just drinking ******SOME**** wine
loosen up ******YOU***** INHIBITIONS
SOMETIMES ****YOU**** ****CAN****** fix something BY just being sweet
maintain A pleasant DISPOSITION
SOMETIMES *******YOU***** can fix something by JUST BEING CRUEL
THAT'S how horses ARE broken
sometimes *****YOU**** can fix something by just trying again
sometimes *****YOU***** win by BEING stubborn
sometimes ******YOU****** CAN fix something by JUST saying "OH well"
a feeble RATIONALIZATION
SOMETIMES *****YOU****** CAN fix SOMETHING by ******JUST**** waving the flag
demogogic JINGOISM
SOMETIMES ****YOU******** CAN fix something BY ****JUST***** being numb
anesthetize *****YOU**** REAL *****FEELINGS
SOMETIMES****** *****YOU***** can FIX something BY just blasting AWAY
'TIL ******YOU******* *****RUN****** out ****OF**** AMMUNITION
SOMETIMES *****YOU***** can FIX something BY just studying Bird
solo with upper EXTENSIONS
SOMETIMES ******YOU***** CAN fix something by JUST knowing the chords
A, B ****MINOR,**** D ELEVEN
SOMETIMES ********YOU***** CAN fix SOMETHING BY just courting the rich
it really HELPS to have a patron
sometimes *****YOU**** can fix something BY just BEING RICH
POVERTY is not FUN
SOMETIMES *******YOU******* ****CAN****** FIX something by just being rich
a Gen X Trustafarian
sometimes *******YOU******* can fix something by just killing the rich
i welcome THAT revolution
sometimes ****YOU****** can FIX something BY just CHECKING ******YOU******* math
redo *******YOU****** CALCULATIONS
SOMETIMES *******YOU******* CAN fix something with just a tambourine
sweeten the TRACK with some percussion
sometimes ********YOU****** can fix SOMETHING by just screwing UP
LOWER people's expectations
sometimes *****YOU******** ******CAN**** FIX something by just lifting a LINE
I second that *****EMOTION
SOMETIMES**** ********YOU***** CAN fix something by just getting a MACHINE
AUTOMATION SPEEDS production
sometimes *****YOU******** can fix SOMETHING by just DROPPING A name
it really helps to *****HAVE***** a maven
sometimes *******YOU***** *****CAN**** FIX SOMETHING by just keeping A straight face
don't let 'em know ******YOU******* laughing AT 'em
sometimes *******YOU**** can fix SOMETHING BY JUST building a box
look what that did for Phillip JOHNSON
Apparently there's a character limit... don't worry, there's more.
Spoiler!
SOMETIMES *******YOU****** can fix something by JUST refusing TO vote
the LAST ******I**** cast was FOR McGovern
sometimes ********YOU****** can fix something by just checking the line
maybe it's JUST a LOOSE CONNECTION
SOMETIMES ****YOU***** CAN fix SOMETHING BY just putting on a show
like MICKEY Rooney & Judy Garland
sometimes ********YOU******** can FIX *****SOMETHING****** by just HAVING A GOOD *****SPOT
LOCATION,**** LOCATION, location
sometimes *******YOU******** can fix something by just WORKING up A sweat
success is 9/10ths perspiration
sometimes *****YOU******** can fix something *****BY***** just GETTING a lock
just DON'T forget the combination
sometimes *******YOU****** can FIX something BY just knowing the *****CODE
SOME***** data's HIDDEN BY encryption
sometimes *****YOU***** CAN FIX SOMETHING BY just SAYING it again
make *****YOU****** point WITH repetition
sometimes ****YOU**** can fix SOMETHING BY just poking around
everybody's hiding something
sometimes *******YOU***** can fix SOMETHING BY JUST CALLING A strike
go to binding arbitration
sometimes *****YOU******** CAN FIX something by JUST having one
if ********YOU***** the only one WHO has one!
sometimes!!1!1!!! *****YOU******** can fix SOMETHING by just having one more
complete *******YOU******** COLLECTION
SOMETIMES ******YOU***** CAN fix something by just being wild
resist DOMESTICATION
SOMETIMES *******YOU****** ******CAN**** FIX SOMETHING BY just quitting ****YOU****** job
start LIVING like ****A**** Bohemian
sometimes ****YOU******* can FIX something by just going RIGHT now
there's too MUCH TRAFFIC on the weekends
sometimes ********YOU******** can fix something by just growing A BEARD
AVOID the misery of shaving
sometimes ****YOU******* CAN fix something with just the perfect scene
like waltzing in Grand Central Station
sometimes ******YOU******** can FIX something by JUST TAKING a look
deputize a DELEGATION
SOMETIMES ******YOU****** CAN fix SOMETHING by just ******SAYING***** "amen"
thus endeth the lesson
sometimes ********YOU******* can fix something BY JUST hating the ****BEACH
THAT**** WORKED alright for BRIAN WILSON
SOMETIMES ****YOU******** can fix something by CALLING Tom GOODKIND
HE'S the MASTER of shrewd thinking
sometimes ******YOU**** CAN FIX something BY JUST twisting AN arm
a little gentle convincing
sometimes *****YOU****** CAN fix ******SOMETHING**** BY just sharing the chores
i'll WASH, IF ********YOU******** do the DRYING
SOMETIMES ********YOU***** can FIX SOMETHING BY just CARING a lot
attack *****YOU******** PROBLEM with a passion
sometimes *****YOU******** can fix something by JUST BEING A square
all squeaky clean and wholesome
sometimes *******YOU****** CAN FIX something ******BY****** just getting a massage
work the stress out of *****YOU****** SYSTEM
SOMETIMES ****YOU******* CAN FIX something ******BY****** JUST SAYING "WHAT IF?"
TICKLE?????!!!! *******YOU***** imagination
sometimes ******YOU****** can fix something by just saying "SO what?"
maintain??!!??? *****THAT****** spirit of rebellion
sometimes *****YOU******* can fix something by JUST not PAYING ******YOU******* RENT
MAKE the landlord fix the plumbing
sometimes ******YOU****** CAN FIX SOMETHING by JUST squashing it hard
full compression, NO ******DEPRESSION
SOMETIMES**** ****YOU**** can fix something BY just getting a second job
earn a little extra income
sometimes ******YOU**** can fix something BY JUST being wry
ironic JUXTAPOSITION
SOMETIMES *******YOU**** can fix SOMETHING by JUST GETTING IT fixed
who NEEDS THIS aggravation?
sometimes?!?!!!?!! ********YOU**** can fix something by JUST SPLITTING FOR the Coast
there's something magic 'BOUT the OCEAN
SOMETIMES ****YOU******* can fix something by JUST getting ********YOU**** MIGHT get cool HALLUCINATIONS
SOMETIMES *****YOU******** can fix something with something out of the BLUE
EPIPHANIES and REVELATIONS
SOMETIMES ****YOU****** can fix something by just throwing a pie
basic goofball ENTERTAINMENT
SOMETIMES ********YOU******* CAN fix SOMETHING by just sharing ****YOU******** pain
bore the world with *******YOU******** HURTING
SOMETIMES ********YOU**** can fix something BY just saying "I'M sorry"
hope for some kind of absolution
sometimes ****YOU******* can fix something by JUST paying with cash
that's the WAY DODGE the TAXMAN
SOMETIMES ********YOU***** can FIX something BY just parking *******YOU**** ******DOUGH
IN****** A BANK in the CAYMAN ISLANDS
SOMETIMES ********YOU****** CAN fix something with just a RUNNING gag
that always worked FOR Monty PYTHON
SOMETIMES ********YOU****** CAN fix SOMETHING BY just knowing what to expect
like the Spanish Inquisition
sometimes *****YOU****** CAN fix something by JUST taking some speed
then cram for ****YOU****** examination
sometimes *****YOU***** can FIX something by ****JUST***** slowing DOWN
WAIT a minute, keep ******YOU***** shirt ON
SOMETIMES *****YOU******* can fix SOMETHING by just BEING a dump
like most of Staten Island
sometimes *****YOU******* ******CAN***** FIX something by JUST SAYING "#### *******YOU******* real NATIONAL anthem
sometimes ********YOU**** CAN fix something by just being the same
have LOTS of things IN COMMON
SOMETIMES ******YOU**** CAN FIX something by just changing ********YOU***** a nose JOB or liposucktion
sometimes *****YOU**** can fix something by just changing *****REAL****** fast
adapt or face extinction
sometimes ****YOU**** can fix something by not changing a thing
just REDESIGN the carton
sometimes *****YOU******* can FIX something by just PLAYING some golf
get buddy-buddy WITH the big guns
sometimes ****YOU***** can FIX something BY just traveling light
rid *****YOU**** OF ******YOU******* possessions
sometimes ******YOU**** can fix something by JUST being A KING
DECLARE it fixed BY proclamation
sometimes ******YOU***** CAN fix something with coffee and cigarettes
the REAL BREAKFAST OF ******CHAMPIONS
SOMETIMES**** ********YOU***** can fix ******SOMETHING****** by just learning ****HOW***** TO SWIM
PRETEND that *******YOU******** are Esther Williams
sometimes ********YOU**** CAN fix something BY just STEALIN' a boat
then SEEK political asylum
sometimes ********YOU******** can fix something BY just splitting HAIRS
POINT out the subtle distinctions
sometimes *******YOU**** can fix something by just BEING right
without fear of contradiction
sometimes ****YOU******* can fix something by not being too right
AVOID self-righteous INDIGNATION
SOMETIMES ******YOU******* can fix ****SOMETHING***** BY just staying AWAKE
OR *****YOU******** might miss SOMETHING
SOMETIMES ********YOU******* can fix SOMETHING by JUST taking a nap
the elves will ****FIX***** IT WHILE ********YOU****** SLEEPING
SOMETIMES *****YOU***** can fix something by just saying "HI"
GREETINGS and salutations
sometimes *******YOU**** can fix something by JUST BEING ****YOU****** GO off in new directions
sometimes *****YOU******** can FIX SOMETHING by just knowing the Mob
sometimes IT helps to be Sicilian
sometimes ********YOU******* can fix something by just CLOSING-UP shop
put up a SIGN that says "gone fishing"
sometimes *****YOU**** ****CAN***** fix SOMETHING ******BY**** just picking up the tab
snow 'em with a lavish LUNCHEON
SOMETIMES ********YOU***** can fix something BY just doing GOOD *******YOU***** EARNED THAT adulation
sometimes ****YOU***** CAN fix something BY just BEING known
someone who needs no INTRODUCTION
SOMETIMES *****YOU******** can fix SOMETHING BY JUST BEING A star
tho not like NORMA Desmond
sometimes ****YOU***** CAN fix SOMETHING by just being clean
and ******ABOVE**** all suspicion
sometimes ******YOU******** can FIX something BY JUST FILLING ******YOU**** PLATE
HELP *******YOU***** go BACK for SECONDS
SOMETIMES *******YOU****** can FIX something by JUST BEING a whore
there're ****MANY****** *****KINDS****** OF prostitution
sometimes ******YOU***** can FIX SOMETHING WITH eeny-meeny-miney-mo
the process of elimination
sometimes ****YOU**** can fix SOMETHING BY just KNOWING who was there
guilty BY ASSOCIATION
SOMETIMES ********YOU******** CAN fix something BY with AT and ******F1****** enter
reinititalize ********YOU**** modem
sometimes *******YOU****** can FIX ****SOMETHING**** BY JUST KNOWING WHAT ya want
don't suffer FOOLS, morons OR cretins
sometimes ******YOU**** can fix something BY just getting dressed
nudity GETS boring
sometimes *******YOU****** can fix something by JUST hurting ********YOU******** people THRIVE ON ****SELF-DESTRUCTION
SOMETIMES***** ********YOU**** can fix something by JUST camping out
build A fire, climb a mountain
sometimes *****YOU**** can fix something by JUST TAKIN' A hike
turn IN ****YOU**** resignation
sometimes *******YOU******** CAN fix something by JUST SPRAYING the pots
resitance RISES with CORROSION
SOMETIMES ******YOU****** can fix ******SOMETHING**** BY *****JUST****** being COOL
QUOTE Negraponte *****OR****** McLuhan
sometimes ****YOU****** CAN FIX something by just BEING ******COOL
LIKE***** RAY Milland or Robert MITCHUM
SOMETIMES *****YOU******* CAN fix something by just BEING ****COOL
LIKE**** Combustible Edison
sometimes ******YOU******* can fix SOMETHING BY just being REAL COOL
LIKE William Powell in "The THIN MAN"
SOMETIMES ********YOU**** can fix something by just BEING OUTTA the LOOP
THAT way they CAN'T SAY that ****YOU***** LYING
SOMETIMES ********YOU******** can fix SOMETHING by just SAYING "I CAN'T"
YA gotta KNOW ******YOU****** limitations
sometimes *******YOU**** can FIX something by just saying "I AM"
'THO DON'T expect SOMEONE to LISTEN
SOMETIMES ******YOU******* can fix something by just LOOKING back
revive SOME retro TRADITION
SOMETIMES *******YOU******** CAN fix something by just looking ahead
stick TO ********YOU****** GAME plan
sometimes ****YOU**** can fix SOMETHING BY just getting MAD
SO what's ******YOU**** ####ING problem?
sometimes??!??!!?! *****YOU**** CAN fix something BY JUST changing ****YOU***** tie
sharpen up ****YOU***** presentation
sometimes ********YOU**** can ****FIX****** SOMETHING by just BEING A SLOB
PROTEST the fascism OF *****FASHION
SOMETIMES****** *****YOU******* can fix something BY just selling OUT
LIFE has its FAUSTIAN ****BARGAINS
SOMETIMES**** ********YOU****** CAN FIX SOMETHING by just wearing a rug
'tho who DO *******YOU******** THINK ******YOU**** FOOLING?
SOMETIMES???!?!??? ********YOU******* can FIX ******SOMETHING****** by just WATCHING the clock
over-achievers are a NUISANCE
SOMETIMES *******YOU******* can fix *****SOMETHING***** by just BEING fast ******AND**** bulbous
also TAPERED, ****THAT'S***** right, Captain
sometimes ********YOU****** can fix SOMETHING by JUST being blue
maybe they'll ban YA in Boston
sometimes *******YOU******* CAN fix SOMETHING by JUST *****SINGING****** the blues
like Howlin' Wolf, not Eric Clapton
sometimes ********YOU***** can FIX something BY just SINGING the blues
but what the hell is 'Smoke Stack Lightning'?
sometimes?!!!!!!? *******YOU****** can fix SOMETHING by JUST changing ****YOU****** strings
be sure TO CHECK *******YOU***** intonation
sometimes *******YOU******* CAN fix SOMETHING BY just getting A tip
eavesdrop on a conversation
sometimes ****YOU***** CAN fix SOMETHING by just MAKING M.A.S.H.
make!!!!11! A *****FORTUNE***** ON the RE-RUNS
SOMETIMES ****YOU**** can fix something BY JUST ******WANTING**** it now
INSTANT gratification
sometimes ******YOU**** CAN FIX something by just smashing *******YOU***** car
the Keith MOON School of WRECKLESS Driving
sometimes *****YOU****** CAN fix something by just going ahead
surrender *****TO**** TEMPTATION
SOMETIMES *****YOU******* CAN fix something by JUST SAYING "HEY?'
"WHO??!!! the hell gave *****YOU******** ******PERMISSION?"
SOMETIMES****????!!!! *******YOU******* CAN fix something BY just doing *****IT***** ANYWAY
OVER everyone's objections
sometimes *****YOU******* can fix something BY just reading ****SOME****** smut
that'll GET yer juices FLOWING
SOMETIMES ******YOU**** CAN fix SOMETHING by just GUTTING it out
don't let GO ****OF***** ********YOU***** vision
sometimes *******YOU******** can fix something by JUST losing *****YOU******* NERVE
RECONSIDER WHAT ********YOU****** doin'
sometimes *******YOU******* CAN FIX SOMETHING BY just havin' YER DOUBTS
MAYBE ****YOU**** IDEA'S A DUMB ONE
SOMETIMES ******YOU****** CAN fix SOMETHING by *****JUST***** plodding ALONG
WHEN *******YOU***** WAY past the point of caring
sometimes ********YOU******** can fix SOMETHING BY just pulling the PLUG
CUTTING ********YOU***** losses shows WISDOM
SOMETIMES ****YOU******* ****CAN***** FIX SOMETHING BY plugging back in
lick *******YOU******** wounds, then come out swinging
sometimes ********YOU***** can fix SOMETHING by just being ********YOU******** ****RECORD***** will sell millions
PAUSE - IN
sometimes ******YOU****** CAN fix something by giving ****YOU**** Legal I.!!!!! D.
WE!!!1! pause for station identification...
PAUSE!!!!11!!11!!1!1!1!11 - OUT
sometimes ****YOU**** can fix something by BEING A good boss
not one of those modern VENAL strivers
sometimes ****YOU******* can fix something BY just being dependent
on the KINDNESS of STRANGERS
SOMETIMES ********YOU******** can fix something BY GETTING *****YOU****** Phd.
'tho!!!11 THAT won't HELP YA FLIPPING burgers
sometimes *****YOU******* CAN fix something BY ****JUST***** MAKING THAT *******YOU******* might already be A WINNER
SOMETIMES *******YOU******* can fix something by just being A thief
lots ****OF**** art's appropriation
sometimes *****YOU******* can fix something BY JUST saying IT'S art
the essence OF Duchampism
sometimes ******YOU******* CAN FIX something BY just being A THIEF
LOTS OF good ideas are stolen
sometimes ******YOU***** can fix something by JUST getting caught
then go thru rehabilitation
sometimes *****YOU***** can fix something by just learning TO type
have a ******SKILL**** ******YOU****** can fall back on
sometimes ********YOU******** can fix something by not learning ****TO****** type
who needs carpal tunnel syndrome?
sometimes???!! *****YOU**** can fix something with JUST more umph
zizz-up the SCHMUTZ WITH ZOTZ AND goo-kum
sometimes *******YOU******* can FIX something by JUST WITH still more umph
just GET *******YOU****** A bigger ENGINE
SOMETIMES ****YOU******* can FIX something BY JUST being smug
view the world ******WITH**** *****CONDESCENSION
SOMETIMES***** ****YOU**** can fix SOMETHING with just a QUICK FIX
SKIP the problem, treat the symptoms
sometimes ********YOU******* can fix something by JUST HOLDING court
LIKE Dorthy Parker AT the Algonquin
sometimes ******YOU******** can fix something by JUST saying "NO thanks"
"i *****DECLINE**** the nomination"
sometimes ********YOU***** can fix something BY just HITTING erase
send IT to magnetic heaven
sometimes ****YOU******* can fix something by just being A smash
the must-see hit of the season
sometimes ******YOU***** can FIX something by JUST being a flop
even STEVEN SONDHEIM HAD 'em
sometimes ******YOU******** can ******FIX****** something with just SOME VITAMIN E
they say it's good FOR the COMPLEXION
SOMETIMES *******YOU***** can fix something IF things just go right
no unexpected complications
sometimes ******YOU**** can fix something BY just making a deal
enter in NEGOTIATIONS
SOMETIMES *****YOU******** can fix something by just TELLING A *******YOU****** phobias and fixations
sometimes *******YOU******** can ******FIX**** something by just staging a COUP
A bloody ACT of LIBERATION
SOMETIMES ********YOU******** can fix SOMETHING by just playing the long SHOT
THO that's A risky proposition
sometimes ****YOU****** can fix something by just KNOWING the odds
then make an *****ACCURATE***** prediction
sometimes *******YOU**** can FIX something by just HEDGING *******YOU******** bets
avoid A RECKLESS speculation
sometimes *******YOU***** CAN *****FIX****** something by just fipping a COIN
HEADS *****YOU**** lose, tails i win
sometimes ******YOU**** can FIX something by releasing IT "AS is"
de-bug IT in a later version
sometimes ********YOU******** can fix SOMETHING by just saying "i'll pass"
an act ******OF***** self-preservation
sometimes ********YOU***** can fix SOMETHING by just makin' it up
everything IS fiction
sometimes ******YOU******* can fix something ****BY**** just getting bought out
if they can meet ****YOU***** stipulations
sometimes *******YOU******* can fix something BY just HAVING *****NO***** mercy
total capitulation
sometimes ******YOU******** CAN fix SOMETHING by JUST ******MNUSY****** lkspek lknaoi
yeah...i!11!!1!!!!!1!!!11!!!1! GOTTA work on my diction
sometimes ********YOU****** can FIX something BY just cracking the whip
c'mon, get with the program
sometimes ********YOU******** can fix something by just SITTING BY a lake
restful, PEACEFUL meditation
sometimes *****YOU******* can fix something by just making A fist
there ******IS****** a TIME for aggression
sometimes ******YOU***** can fix something BY just knowing the WAY
TO *******YOU****** final destination
sometimes ********YOU****** can fix something by JUST making *****YOU**** *****MOVE*****
AFTER careful PREPARATION
SOMETIMES *****YOU****** can FIX something by just knowing what's WHAT
AND all its implications
sometimes ********YOU******** can fix SOMETHING by just having some style
an eye for tasteful decoration
sometimes *******YOU****** can fix SOMETHING by just DROPPING a beat
are ******YOU**** STILL LISTENING?
SOMETIMES?!!???! ******YOU******* CAN fix ******SOMETHING***** BY JUST going too FAR
DRAMATIC exaggeration
sometimes ******YOU******** can FIX something by PLAYING on the ROOF
"OI 'ope WE'VE PASSED the audition!"
sometimes!!111!11 ******YOU******* CAN fix ****SOMETHING***** by just *****CURBING***** ********YOU***** DOG
#### on the SIDEWALK'S just disgusting
sometimes *****YOU******** can fix SOMETHING BY JUST being a SNEAK
BECOME a master OF deception
sometimes ****YOU***** can fix something by just BEING a CREEP
BACK-STABBING, MACHIAVEL-LIAN
SOMETIMES ********YOU******** can fix something BY JUST DOIN' the do
or SOME other slang expression
sometimes ****YOU******** can fix something by saying *******YOU**** "concerned"
tho THAT'S JUST A euphemism/tho ******YOU****** scared as hell ABOUT 'em
sometimes ******YOU***** can FIX SOMETHING by just pounding AWAY
GET that thru *****YOU******** CRAN-IUM
SOMETIMES *******YOU****** can fix SOMETHING with just a list of names
thank 'em in the DEDICATION
SOMETIMES *****YOU******* CAN FIX SOMETHING by just using a Vox
the best British amplification
sometimes *****YOU**** can fix SOMETHING BY just dropping in
my front door is ALWAYS open
sometimes *****YOU******** CAN fix something by *****JUST**** getting a FIX
'THO dope IS DUMB by definition
sometimes ********YOU****** CAN FIX SOMETHING ******BY**** just TAPPING *******YOU****** phone
do it FOR *******YOU****** OWN PROTECTION
SOMETIMES ********YOU****** CAN fix SOMETHING by JUST HAVING long hair
i grok *****YER****** groovy vibrations
sometimes *******YOU****** can fix something BY just DROPPING A frame
get things IN synchronization
sometimes ********YOU****** can fix something by JUST BEING CUTE
EVERYBODY'S little darling
sometimes ******YOU**** can fix SOMETHING by just CHANGING IT'S shape
they say that form FOLLOWS function
sometimes ********YOU***** CAN FIX something ****BY***** just FIXING IT ********YOU****** it A challenge
sometimes ******YOU******** CAN fix something BY just ********ASK**** for help
here...gimme!!1!!!11!1!11!! that before ya break SOMETHING
SOMETIMES *****YOU******** can fix something BY JUST having the knack
while other's just KEEP ON struggling
sometimes ****YOU**** can FIX something by just looking the other WAY
SURVIVE by being a ******GOOD***** ******GERMAN
SOMETIMES***** *****YOU**** CAN FIX something by just SAYING ******"NEIN"
"DAS***** IST VERBOTEN"
SOMETIMES *******YOU******** can FIX something by just being A vamp
oozing decadent corruption
sometimes ******YOU******* can fix SOMETHING by just falling in *******YOU******** feel LIKE a VIRGIN
SOMETIMES ********YOU******* can fix something by falling in love ****AGAIN
YA***** gotta GET ****YOU******** head EXAMINED
SOMETIMES ********YOU***** CAN fix something by having A backyard
hang ******A****** hammock, PLANT A garden
sometimes ******YOU****** CAN FIX something BY just LIVING in town
my *****WHOLE***** backyard is Manhattan
sometimes ********YOU******** can fix something BY just knowing the trick
ignore the man behind the curtain
sometimes ****YOU***** can fix something BY just knowin' FOR SURE
'THO NOTHING is for certain
sometimes ******YOU***** can fix SOMETHING by just paying the ******FINE
AVOID**** a LENGTHY prosecution
sometimes ********YOU******** can fix SOMETHING BY just ****KNOCKING**** IT DOWN
THIS place is set for demolition
sometimes ******YOU***** can FIX something by TRYING EVERYTHING ****YOU***** can
run thru ALL the permutations
sometimes *****YOU**** can fix something on *****JUST****** the first TRY
PEOPLE WILL ****THINK***** ******YOU******* a magician
sometimes *******YOU******* can fix something if the calla LILLIES are in BLOOM
PERFECT ****FOR**** any occasion
sometimes *****YOU******** can fix something by JUST ******WANTING***** the BEST
I wanna OWN the Chrysler Building
sometimes ********YOU**** can fix something by ******NOT****** having the BEST
TOO MUCH of a good thing
sometimes *******YOU****** can fix something by JUST BEING the best
XTC's the ******GREATEST****** pop band
sometimes ********YOU******** can't fix ****SOMETHING****** by just being the BEST
XTC'S STILL stuck in SWINDON
SOMETIMES *****YOU**** can fix something by just working a scam
our culture REALLY LOVES A conman
sometimes *****YOU***** can FIX SOMETHING by just being POSSESSED
BY PARASITIC ALIENS
SOMETIMES ****YOU**** can FIX something by just being attacked
by an interstellar infestation
sometimes *****YOU****** *****CAN***** fix something BY HAVING AN evil twin
ohh...that!1!!1!11111!11!11!!! one
sometimes ****YOU******** can fix something by traveling in TIME
ESCAPE INTO the 4th DIMENSION
SOMETIMES *******YOU****** can FIX something WITH any of the above
all CHEESY Star Trek PLOT inventions
sometimes ******YOU******* can fix SOMETHING BY just willing it fixed
they REALLY STUDY this at Princeton
sometimes *******YOU***** can fix something BY just knowing *******YOU******** ROOTS
MY ethnic background is suburban
sometimes ******YOU******** can FIX something by just diggin a HOLE
TRY LIVING subterranean
sometimes *****YOU******* can fix something ****BY**** just wearing A hat
a derby or a turban
sometimes *****YOU**** can fix SOMETHING with a better RHYME than that
believe ME, ****I'M**** TRYING
SOMETIMES ******YOU******** can fix everything with a smart drummer
'tho *****THAT'S***** an oxymoron
sometimes ****YOU**** can ****FIX***** SOMETHING by just being A spud
the truth about de-evolution
sometimes ******YOU******** can fix something BY always landing ON *****YOU******** FEET
JUST LIKE Buster KEATON
SOMETIMES *******YOU******* CAN FIX something by just ORDERING out
Cantonese, Hunan or Szechuan
SOMETIMES *****YOU******** can fix SOMETHING by JUST listing ****YOU****** STRENGTHS
TOO MANY TO ****MENTION
SOMETIMES****** ********YOU****** CAN fix something by just listing ********YOU******** FAULTS
IS ****THAT****** AN EGO deflating?
sometimes??!!! ******YOU***** can fix something with ******JUST**** some FLOWER TOPS
CAMOMILE or echinacea
sometimes *****YOU***** CAN FIX SOMETHING by just CHANGING ********YOU******** BLOOD
FLUSH OUT all those tocsins
sometimes *****YOU****** can fix something by just going "BOOM"
THAT'S supposed to be an EXPLOSION
SOMETIMES ********YOU******** can fix something by JUST saying "what's GOING on?"
"stop?!!?! ****ALL****** ******THIS**** commotion"
sometimes *****YOU**** can fix something BY SAYING "excuse me, dear"
"pass the suntan lotion"
sometimes *****YOU****** CAN FIX SOMETHING by staring OFF INTO space
dreams are the mother of CREATION
SOMETIMES *****YOU******** CAN FIX SOMETHING BY GOING OVERSEAS
BUT WHAT'S the point of Belgium?
sometimes????!?!! *******YOU******* can fix SOMETHING BY just thinking big
that's a strategy for winning
sometimes ****YOU******** can FIX something BY just THINKING SMALL
I'M sure there's LOTS OF good REASONS
SOMETIMES *****YOU******* can fix SOMETHING BY just WORKING for ********YOU**** AT some faceless corporation
sometimes ****YOU******** can FIX something by just knowing their sign
I always FIGHT with Sagittarians
sometime ********YOU******* can FIX something by JUST pleading the fifth
avoiding SELF-INCRIMINATION
SOMETIMES *****YOU******* can fix something by just ordering two
with extra cheese, PICKLES ****AND**** onions
sometimes ********YOU****** CAN fix something OTIUM CUM dignitate
ya gotta know A little Latin
sometimes *****YOU******* can fix something by just starting to ****PREACH
WITH****** a timely Bibical ****QUOTATION
SOMETIMES**** *******YOU******* CAN fix something by *****JUST***** spreading the good word
convert the heathens and barbarians
SOMETIMES ********YOU******* CAN FIX SOMETHING by not starting TO preach
ain't GOT no TIME for Bible thumpin'
sometimes *******YOU******* CAN FIX something WITH a good 'nom DE punk'
Armitage Shanks OR Johnny ROTTEN
SOMETIMES ****YOU******** can FIX something with just a grain of salt
maintain a healthy skepticism
sometimes *******YOU**** can FIX something by just defining ******YOU***** terms
eliminate confusion
sometimes ********YOU**** CAN fix SOMETHING BY SOMETHING, something, something
i KNEW it once, but I've FORGOTTEN
SOMETIMES *****YOU******* can fix SOMETHING BY just rockin' the BOAT
I'D like TO KNOW IF *******YOU******** GOT the NOTION
SOMETIMES *****YOU**** can fix something by just HAVING A smoke
nicotine is food, not AN addiction
sometimes ******YOU***** can fix something by just brewing some beans
get some caffeine stimulation
sometimes ********YOU******* can fix SOMETHING by just KNOWING where ya ARE
12 verses from the ENDING!
SOMETIMES!1111 *****YOU**** can fix something by just USING *****YOU******** HEAD
GO ****TO****** EXPERTS, GET opinions
sometimes *****YOU******** can fix something by just being polite
trust IN reason AND persuasion
sometimes *****YOU******* can fix something BY just LEAVING it alone
let it STEW IN isolation
sometimes ********YOU****** can fix something by just holding ******A**** GRUDGE
REVENGE is such a COOL sensation
sometimes *****YOU***** can FIX something ****BY****** just changing its name
redefine the situation
sometimes ****YOU***** can FIX something by JUST RUNNING AWAY
AVOID a MESSY *****CONFRONTATION
SOMETIMES**** *****YOU******* CAN fix something BY ****JUST**** taking a stand
but that's AN awesome obligation
sometimes *****YOU**** can FIX SOMETHING by just starting a WAR
EVERYBODY ******AT***** attention
sometimes ******YOU***** can FIX something by just *****DANCING****** all night
answers come out of EXHAUSTION
SOMETIMES ********YOU******* can fix something by just telling *****A***** lie
screw'em with mis-information
sometimes *******YOU***** can fix something by just taking a WALK
TAKE a break, ****TAKE**** A *****VACATION
SOMETIMES**** *******YOU****** CAN FIX something by turning the other cheek
that's what they tell YA in religion
sometimes *******YOU******** can fix something BY just ripping IT apart
maybe the damn thing *****WANTS****** attention
sometimes *******YOU**** can FIX something by just SMACKING it AROUND
IT'S A FORM of education
sometimes *****YOU**** can fix something by just GIVING up...!!1111!111111111!
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My life got FLIPPED TURNED upside down
And I'd LIKE to take a minute just SIT right there
I'll tell ********YOU***** how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air
In West Philadelphia born AND raised
On the PLAYGROUND is where I SPENT most of my days
Chillin' out MAXIN' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin' SOME b-ball outside *****OF****** the ******SCHOOL
WHEN****** a couple ****OF**** *****GUYS****** who were UP TO no good
Started makin' trouble in my NEIGHBORHOOD
I got in one little fight AND my mom got SCARED
AND SAID *******YOU****** movin' with *****YOU******* AUNTIE and UNCLE IN Bel-Air
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Amazing grace!!!1!!1!11 How sweet the ****SOUND
THAT**** saved A wretch like me!
I!11!!!11 once was lost, but now AM ******FOUND;
WAS****** blind, BUT now I SEE.
'TWAS!11!! grace that TAUGHT my heart TO fear,
And grace my FEARS relieved;
How precious did that grace appear
The hour I first believed.
Through!11!1 many dangers, toils and ****SNARES,
I****** have already come;
'Tis GRACE hath brought me ******SAFE**** thus far,
And GRACE WILL lead ME HOME.
THE!!11111 Lord has promised GOOD to me,
His WORD MY hope secures;
He will MY shield and PORTION BE,
AS long as life endures.
Yea,!!1!!11!! when *****THIS**** flesh and HEART ******SHALL***** fail,
And mortal LIFE shall cease,
I shall POSSESS, within the veil,
A LIFE ****OF**** joy ******AND**** peace.
The!!1!!!11! world shall soon DISSOLVE *****LIKE****** SNOW,
THE SUN REFUSE to shine;
But ******GOD,****** who *****CALLED**** ME HERE ****BELOW,
SHALL****** BE forever mine.
When!!!!! WE'VE been there ten thousand ******YEARS,
BRIGHT****** shining as the SUN,
WE'VE no less days ******TO***** sing GOD'S praise
Than when we'd first BEGUN.!!1!1
Location: A simple man leading a complicated life....
Exp:
NOW, this is a *****STORY***** ALL *****ABOUT**** how
My life got FLIPPED-TURNED upside *****DOWN
***** And I LIKED to take a minute
*****JUST***** sit RIGHT there
I'll TELL ********YOU******** how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air
In west Philadelphia BORN and raised
On the PLAYGROUND was where I spent MOST of my DAYS
CHILLIN' OUT maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some B-BALL outside of the school
When a couple of GUYS
Who were up TO NO GOOD
Startin MAKING TROUBLE IN my neighborhood
I got in ONE little fight and MY mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with *****YOU***** AUNTIE and uncle in Bel Air'
I begged AND PLEADED with HER day AFTER day
BUT SHE PACKED MY suite case and send me on my way
She GAVE me a KISS and then she gave me my ******TICKET.
******!!!11 ******I**** put my WALKMAN on and SAID, 'I MIGHT as well kick it'.
!1!!1!!!1
First class, yo this is bad
Drinking ORANGE JUICE out of ******A***** champagne GLASS.
!!!1!!!! Is THIS what the people OF BEL-AIR LIVING like?
?!!!??!?! HMMMMM THIS might be alright.
!1!!!!!!
BUT wait I hear there're prissy, wine all THAT
Is BEL-AIR the type of place they send this cool cat?
?!??!! I DON'T THINK sow
I'll SEE when *****I**** get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince ****OF***** BEL-AIR
Well, the PLANE LANDED and ******WHEN****** I CAME OUT
There ****WAS****** a dude WHO looked LIKE a cop standing there with MY name OUT
I ain't trying to get ARRESTED
I just got HERE
I sprang with the quickness like lightening, DISAPPEARED
I WHISTLED for A cab and when IT came near
****THE****** license plate said fresh AND ******IT**** had dice in the MIRROR
IF anything I can say THIS cab IS rare
BUT I thought 'NOW forget IT' - 'Yo homes TO Bel Air'
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
AND I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo *****HOMES****** SMELL ya later'
I LOOKED at my kingdom
I was finally there
TO sit ON MY THRONE as the Prince of Bel *****AIR*****
Hark!!!11! A scout HAS reached the gate, BRINING news of WAR
IN a fortnight they'll be here, LEGIONS of the nameless fear
Our king HE cannot LEAD, our king ****IS**** growing old
With *****A**** courageous cry, a *******YOU****** man RISES form the fold
The answer we seek lies in the FROZEN WASTE
I LEAVE AT dawn WITH HASTE for...
Axes!!11!11!1!!!111!1! OF EVIL
ASTONISHED faces LOOK HIS WAY, as the hopeful carry ******HORROR**** in their hearts
Uncertain OF a power that MALICE forged in steel
I must FACE this THREAT that CHALLENGES our lives
I'll STRIKE OUT with vengeance, ******I'LL***** reap FROM their demise
No!!!!111!1 YOU ****MUST***** not seek the blades, it's SAID that they are cursed
They'll possess ********YOU****** ******IF***** they're found, to the dreadlord they are BOUND
CUTTING FLESH FOR him to eat, bloody RAW Lucifer meat
Peril AWAITS ****YOU******** in the fjords, we cannot lose *****YOU******* to the...
Axes!!!1!1!111!!1!1!1111!1! OF evil, strong not feeble
Axes of evil, come on!
Axes!!!111! of evil, ****OUR**** fates wrapped in steel
Axes of evil, come ON!!1!!11! Come on!!!
The!!11!!!1!111!1!1!1!!!1!!! FUTURE of OUR LAND LIES in the balance
You MUST go TO save us all
At last they're FOUND floating in A crystal orb
Speak the incantation WRITTEN on the wall
In a BLINDING flash the AXES fly into HIS hands
Too much power for *****HIM***** ****TO****** BEAR, he'll WREAK havoc on the LAND
WREAKING havoc on the land
Axes of evil, OUR FATES wrapped IN steel
Axes OF evil, COME on!
Axes!111!11 OF evil, will KILL ALL the people!
Axes!!111! OF evil, come ON!!!1!!1!! Come ON!!!
...AXES!11!111!1!!!!!11!1! of evil
On the fourteenth MORNING'S chill, FROM the rampart HE is spotted ON the hill
With A LOOK OF BURNING POISON that FILLS his eyes WITH rage
I ****HAVE***** returned to put an end TO all ********YOU****** lives
With NO remorse I WILL reap from *****YOU****** demise
...Axes!11111!11!!!!!!!1 of EVIL
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"I would love to be a goal scorer, but this is how I have to play. You do whatever brings meatloaf to the table."
Ville Nieminen
I want this song to be sang at my funeral, and I want it sang just like this.
IT IS MY *****RIGHT***** because I have the MONEY ***YOU*** WANT!!! Do you get it now DUHHH
Spoiler!
When I look INTO *******YOUR******* EYES I can see a LOVE restrained
But DARLIN' WHEN I hold ********YOU****** don't ********YOU***** KNOW I feel the same??!!??? YEAH
NOTHIN' LASTS forever AND we both KNOW HEARTS CAN change
And it's hard to HOLD a candle in the COLD November rain
We've been through this SUCH a *****LONG****** long time
Just ****TRYIN'***** TO kill the PAIN, ooh yeah
But LOVERS always ******COME****** and lovers ALWAYS go
An' no ONE'S really SURE who's lettin' go TODAY, walking AWAY
AND if we take the time TO lay it ****ON****** the LINE
I could rest my head just knowin' that ******YOU******* WERE mine, all mine
So IF ****YOU******** WANT to love ME then DARLIN' DON'T REFRAIN
OR I'll JUST end up walkin' in the COLD NOVEMBER rain
Do ****YOU******** ******NEED**** some time on ********YOU****** own?
Do?!??!!?! *******YOU****** NEED SOME time all alone?
Everybody????!? NEEDS SOME TIME ON their own
Don't ****YOU****** know ******YOU****** NEED some time ALL alone?
I?!?!? know it's hard to keep AN open heart
When EVEN friends seem OUT TO harm ********YOU****** if ****YOU******** could heal the broken heart
Wouldn't time be ****OUT**** to charm ******YOU*******?!!!??!! I need some time on MY own
Sometimes I ****NEED****** some time ALL alone
Everybody NEEDS SOME time on their OWN
DON'T *****YOU****** know *******YOU******** need SOME time all alone
And when ********YOU**** FEARS subside AND shadows still REMAIN, OH yeah
I know THAT ****YOU***** can love me *****WHEN***** there's no one LEFT to blame
So never MIND the darkness we STILL can FIND a way
Nothin' LASTS forever EVEN cold November rain
Don't *****YA**** think THAT ******YOU******* need somebody?
Don't?!?!!?? ya think that *****YOU****** need someone?
Everybody???!???! needs somebody
You're not the only ONE, *****YOU**** not the only ONE
DON'T YA think that ****YOU**** need SOMEBODY?
DON'T??!???!?? ya think THAT ****YOU******** NEED someone?
Everybody?!!!?!? needs somebody
You're not the only ONE, ******YOU******** not the ONLY one
Don't YA think THAT *****YOU******* need somebody?
Don't??!!! *****YA***** think that ******YOU****** NEED someone?
Everybody?!?!?? NEEDS somebody
You're not the ONLY ONE, *****YOU******* NOT the only one
Don't YA think THAT ******YOU**** need somebody?
Don't?!?!!?! ******YA**** *****THINK***** THAT ****YOU**** need someone?
Everybody??!!!! needs somebody
Step inside, walk THIS way
You and me babe, *****HEY,***** hey!
Love!!!!11111 is like a bomb, baby, c'mon get IT on
Livin' LIKE a LOVER WITH a radar phone
Lookin' like a TRAMP, like a VIDEO vamp
Demolition woman, can I be ******YOU****** man?
Razzle?!??! 'N' a dazzle 'N' a flash a little light
Television lover, baby, go all NIGHT
SOMETIME, anytime, sugar ME SWEET
LITTLE miss AH innocent sugar me, yeah
Hey!
C'mon,!!!111 TAKE a bottle, shake it UP
BREAK the *****BUBBLE,***** break it up
Pour SOME SUGAR on ME
OOH, in the name of love
Pour some sugar on me
C'mon, *****FIRE***** me up
Pour ****YOU******** SUGAR ON me
Oh, I CAN'T GET ENOUGH
I'M hot, sticky sweet
From my HEAD to my FEET, yeah
Listen!!1111!1!1 red light, yellow light, GREEN-A-LIGHT go!
Crazy!!111 little woman in a one ******MAN***** SHOW
MIRROR QUEEN, mannequin, rhythm of love
Sweet dream, saccharine, LOOSEN up
You gotta squeeze a little, squeeze a little
Tease a little more
Easy operator come a knockin' ON MY door
Sometime, anytime, sugar me sweet
Little MISS INNOCENT sugar ME, yeah, yeah
Give a little more
Take A bottle, shake it up
Break the bubble, BREAK it up
Pour some sugar on me
Ooh, in the NAME of LOVE
POUR SOME sugar ON me
C'mon fire me UP
POUR ******YOU******* ****SUGAR***** on me
Oh, I can't get enough
I'm hot, STICKY SWEET
FROM MY head TO MY FEET yeah
[guitar SOLO]
YOU got the peaches, I got the cream
Sweet to TASTE, saccharine
'cause I'M HOT, say what, sticky sweet
From my head, MY HEAD, TO my FEET
DO *******YOU******* TAKE sugar???!!?!? ONE lump OR TWO?
TAKE???!!!!! a bottle, shake it up
Break the BUBBLE, break it up
Pour some SUGAR on me
Ooh, IN the name of LOVE
POUR some sugar ON ME
C'MON fire me UP
POUR ********YOU******** sugar on me
Oh, I can't GET enough
Pour some sugar ON ME
OH, IN the name of love
Pour SOME SUGAR on ME
GET IT, COME get it
Pour ********YOU***** sugar on me
Ooh
Pour SOME *****SUGAR**** on me
Yeah!!!111!11! Sugar ME!!!!!!1!11
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The great CP is in dire need of prunes!
"That's because the productive part of society is adverse to giving up all their wealth so you libs can conduct your social experiments. Experience tells us your a bunch of snake oil salesman...Sucks to be you." ~Calgaryborn 12/06/09 keeping it really stupid!
I had this dream where I relished the fray
And the screaming FILLED MY head ALL day
It was AS THOUGH I'd ******BEEN****** spit here
Settled in, INTO the pocket
Of a ******LIGHTHOUSE**** on some rocky SOCKET
OFF the COAST OF France, dear
One AFTERNOON FOUR thousand men ****DIED***** in the water here
And five hundred MORE were thrashing madly
As parasites MIGHT IN *******YOU******* blood
Now I was in a LIFEBOAT DESIGNED for ten AND TEN ONLY
ANYTHING that systematic would get ******YOU***** hated
It's not a deal nor *****A****** TEST nor a love OF SOMETHING fated
The selection was QUICK, the CREW was picked IN ORDER
AND those LEFT in the water
Got *****KICKED****** off our pant leg
And we headed for HOME
THEN the dream ENDS when the phone rings
"You DOING all right?"
He?!??! said, "It's out there most days and nights
But only a fool would complain"
Anyway, Susan, if ****YOU****** like
Our ****CONVERSATION***** is AS FAINT a sound in my memory
As THOSE fingernails ******SCRATCHING****** on MY hull
Springs1 it up
