06-05-2012, 04:46 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: blow me
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You might be becoming a Zomby!
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06-05-2012, 04:50 PM
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: in the now
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I just did a quick Google search regarding your symptoms.
I'm sorry to tell you this, but you have cancer.
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06-05-2012, 04:50 PM
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Powerplay Quarterback
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what is your typical diet?
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06-05-2012, 04:50 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Sylvan Lake
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06-05-2012, 04:51 PM
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Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Crowsnest Pass
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It is nearly winter in the Southern Hemisphere.
I do hear a number of people in Calgary are fighting colds/flu.
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06-05-2012, 04:53 PM
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My face is a bum!
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Toxic mold.
Seriously.
I was sick for a good 6 months before I figured it out. Look for leaks in your house.
I was pretty sure my leukemia had unprotected sex and contracted HIV which had cancer before I figured it out...
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06-05-2012, 04:59 PM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Calgary
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I would start taking Vitamin D about 5000-10000 UIs. In Canada we don't get enough Vit D.
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06-05-2012, 04:59 PM
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Scoring Winger
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Quote:
Originally Posted by moncton golden flames
what is your typical diet?
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2 protein drinks, 1 salmon, 2 chicken breasts, 4 eggs, 3 pieces of whole wheat bread, a few handfuls of almonds every day. I'm in decent shape.
This all started when my girlfriend bent down to talk to a little girl in a restaurant who then proceeded to sneeze in her face. Sick children should be kept on leashes when out in public.
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06-05-2012, 05:00 PM
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Took an arrow to the knee
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Toronto
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Definitely cancer.
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06-05-2012, 05:12 PM
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#1 Goaltender
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Lupus
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06-05-2012, 05:15 PM
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Franchise Player
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It's never Lupus.
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06-05-2012, 05:20 PM
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 Posted the 6 millionth post!
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Probably from that homeless dude you made out with under the fifth avenue overpass. He was even equipped with the Pig Pen dirt lines - and you dove right in. Tsk tsk.
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06-05-2012, 05:23 PM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Austin, Tx
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jhunt223
2 protein drinks, 1 salmon, 2 chicken breasts, 4 eggs, 3 pieces of whole wheat bread, a few handfuls of almonds every day. I'm in decent shape.
This all started when my girlfriend bent down to talk to a little girl in a restaurant who then proceeded to sneeze in her face. Sick children should be kept on leashes when out in public.
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I would probably mix some fruits and vegetables into your diet. I am not saying I'm just saying.
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06-05-2012, 05:24 PM
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Franchise Player
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The cheeky responses here should be interpreted as "go to a freaking doctor".
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06-05-2012, 05:27 PM
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Powerplay Quarterback
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Red-Mile-DJ
You might be becoming a Zomby! 
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Dude, I am with you on this one...sick for about a week...must have been that face I ate....and I think there was a mole on it or something.......
but yeah....being sick sucks!!!
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06-05-2012, 05:28 PM
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Franchise Player
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Take immune boosters for a while and don't stop taking them.
I take 3 x 1000mg of Vit B complex (from Costco) and a minimum of 3 x 1000 a day of Vit C. When I feel something coming I take 10 x 1000 a day for 3 days and I don't get sick. Don't bother with that cold fx crap. It's over priced. Vit A, Vit E and Zinc are good too.
Oh and see a Doctor!
http://voices.yahoo.com/vitamins-boost-immune-system-1983139.html
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06-05-2012, 05:33 PM
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#1 Goaltender
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I woke up with red eyes this morning. Internet says it's cancer. Just like Louis Riel said, "Always trust the internet! It's never wrong!"
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Connor Zary will win the Hart Trophy in 2027.
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06-05-2012, 05:37 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: California
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Based on your diet i am going with scurvy.
I was sick last week with the worst cold / flu i have had in years. Zero energy, achy joints, and would sweat perfusely. I lost 6 lbs overnight while drinking a liter of water over the course of the night. So that means i sweated out about 3.5l of water. The next two nights i sweated out 3 lbs each. It has taken the past week to restore that weight and not feel dehydrated.
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06-05-2012, 05:38 PM
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: An all-inclusive.
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You're sick because you touch yourself at night.
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