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Old 06-05-2012, 04:44 PM   #1
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I've been sick for about a month straight. I got what I'm pretty sure was the flu about a month ago and killed it off. About two days after I felt better from that I caught a cold then killed it off. Now about a month after this all started I woke up today with another cold. I'm starting to worry that somethings up with my immune system. Is anybody else in the Calgary area dealing with this crap right now?
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Old 06-05-2012, 04:46 PM   #2
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You might be becoming a Zomby!
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Old 06-05-2012, 04:50 PM   #3
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I just did a quick Google search regarding your symptoms.

I'm sorry to tell you this, but you have cancer.
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Old 06-05-2012, 04:50 PM   #4
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what is your typical diet?
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Old 06-05-2012, 04:50 PM   #5
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Old 06-05-2012, 04:51 PM   #6
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It is nearly winter in the Southern Hemisphere.

I do hear a number of people in Calgary are fighting colds/flu.
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Old 06-05-2012, 04:53 PM   #7
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Toxic mold.

Seriously.

I was sick for a good 6 months before I figured it out. Look for leaks in your house.

I was pretty sure my leukemia had unprotected sex and contracted HIV which had cancer before I figured it out...
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Old 06-05-2012, 04:59 PM   #8
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I would start taking Vitamin D about 5000-10000 UIs. In Canada we don't get enough Vit D.
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what is your typical diet?
2 protein drinks, 1 salmon, 2 chicken breasts, 4 eggs, 3 pieces of whole wheat bread, a few handfuls of almonds every day. I'm in decent shape.

This all started when my girlfriend bent down to talk to a little girl in a restaurant who then proceeded to sneeze in her face. Sick children should be kept on leashes when out in public.
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Old 06-05-2012, 05:00 PM   #10
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Definitely cancer.
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Old 06-05-2012, 05:12 PM   #11
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Old 06-05-2012, 05:15 PM   #12
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It's never Lupus.
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Probably from that homeless dude you made out with under the fifth avenue overpass. He was even equipped with the Pig Pen dirt lines - and you dove right in. Tsk tsk.
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Old 06-05-2012, 05:23 PM   #14
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2 protein drinks, 1 salmon, 2 chicken breasts, 4 eggs, 3 pieces of whole wheat bread, a few handfuls of almonds every day. I'm in decent shape.

This all started when my girlfriend bent down to talk to a little girl in a restaurant who then proceeded to sneeze in her face. Sick children should be kept on leashes when out in public.
I would probably mix some fruits and vegetables into your diet. I am not saying I'm just saying.
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Old 06-05-2012, 05:24 PM   #15
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The cheeky responses here should be interpreted as "go to a freaking doctor".
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Old 06-05-2012, 05:27 PM   #16
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You might be becoming a Zomby!
Dude, I am with you on this one...sick for about a week...must have been that face I ate....and I think there was a mole on it or something.......

but yeah....being sick sucks!!!
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Old 06-05-2012, 05:28 PM   #17
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Take immune boosters for a while and don't stop taking them.

I take 3 x 1000mg of Vit B complex (from Costco) and a minimum of 3 x 1000 a day of Vit C. When I feel something coming I take 10 x 1000 a day for 3 days and I don't get sick. Don't bother with that cold fx crap. It's over priced. Vit A, Vit E and Zinc are good too.

Oh and see a Doctor!

http://voices.yahoo.com/vitamins-boost-immune-system-1983139.html
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Old 06-05-2012, 05:33 PM   #18
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I woke up with red eyes this morning. Internet says it's cancer. Just like Louis Riel said, "Always trust the internet! It's never wrong!"
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Old 06-05-2012, 05:37 PM   #19
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Based on your diet i am going with scurvy.

I was sick last week with the worst cold / flu i have had in years. Zero energy, achy joints, and would sweat perfusely. I lost 6 lbs overnight while drinking a liter of water over the course of the night. So that means i sweated out about 3.5l of water. The next two nights i sweated out 3 lbs each. It has taken the past week to restore that weight and not feel dehydrated.
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You're sick because you touch yourself at night.
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