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Old 06-08-2012, 03:58 PM   #1
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Question Any McDonalds employees here?

My whole family works at McDonalds. Any other CP hamburger technicians here?
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Old 06-08-2012, 03:59 PM   #2
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****I****** hope they DON'T expect to GET A tip.!!!!1 All hamburger technicians ARE lazy and dumb.!1!!11!!
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I have been with the company for 4 years. Sometimes I wish I weren't. However, I look upon the smiles I get from those enlarged faces, and I feel good about my life.
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No, but I eat there. Is there a specific question?
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No, but I eat there. Is there a specific question?
Just wanted to let people know and see who else is a hamburger artist. But I mostly wanted to let people know.
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YA I asked for a refill on my large fries and it took 3 minutes to get some. Needless the SAY I only left a 35cent **TIP**. Stupid McCafe and their FINE DINING!
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The McDonalds up here on 32nd avenue NE just opened up a fancy new 2 lane drive-through. The future is now people.
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I have been with the company for 4 years. Sometimes I wish I weren't. However, I look upon the smiles I get from those enlarged faces, and I feel good about my life.

Just think though, when your having a bad day, you can perk up when you remember that your slowly killing these people by your own hand.

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Just wanted to let people know and see who else is a hamburger artist. But I mostly wanted to let people know.
Cool. I genuinely had no intentions of doing that with the geoscience thread. I was just looking to socialize, make new possible contacts and discuss work. My apologies. I can request the mods to close my thread if you so choose?

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The average salary of CP would be $1,000,000 if it wasn't for the McDonalds employees. Thank you McDonalds!
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Within one month of working at McDonald's, I got a 35 cent raise and became a crew trainer. Today I am a lead hamburger technician having got my degree in hamburgerology at the hamburger institute of Hamburg.

I might go back to school and pursue a PhD, so I can move up and become a Hamburger research associate or scientist at some point. It would be nice to pass on my skills and manage a team of hamburger technicians at some point.

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Old 06-08-2012, 04:23 PM   #16
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Cool. I genuinely had no intentions of doing that with the geoscience thread. I was just looking to socialize, make new possible contacts and discuss work. My apologies. I can request the mods to close my thread if you so choose?
Why are you apologizing? My entire family back to when old Sir Oswalderson came across the Atlantic on the Maymonth has been with McDonalds in various positions: hamburger technician, french fry representative, mcflurry ambassador . . . I do not appreciate, sir, your implication that we, as respected and long standing laxative-in-burger-form salesmen cannot look to socialize, make new contacts, and discuss work in the same way a geomancer can.
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Just wanted to let people know and see who else is a hamburger artist. But I mostly wanted to let people know.
I just drew a hamburger all dolled up with all the trimmings, so I guess that makes me a hamburger artist.
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I once got three hamburgers at the drive thru instead of the two I ordered, does that make me a hamburgler?
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I once got three hamburgers at the drive thru instead of the two I ordered, does that make me a hamburgler?
No, but it does make you a fat #######.
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