How do you check a Porcupine's sex?

[Cheese]

Ouch ouch...flip.....

Its a girl!

[Bring_Back_Shantz]

Okay, time for the obvious response.

Very carefully, that's how.

[Maritime Q-Scout]

you ask it what it's having to drink.

If it says "Beer" it's female
If it says "you payin?" it's male
If it says "martini, dry" the CPC say it shouldn't be allowed to marry

[Bring_Back_Shantz]

Originally posted by Maritime Q-Scout@May 19 2005, 11:30 AM
you ask it what it's having to drink.

If it says "Beer" it's female
If it says "you payin?" it's male
If it says "martini, dry" the CPC say it shouldn't be allowed to marry

I think you got the "Beer" and "You payin'" mixed up.

And if it asks for a martini dry I think it's pretty cool.
If it asks for a fuzzy navel, or some sort of fancy martini made with anything other than Vodka/Gin, vermooth, dry vermooth and (possibly) some bitters, then they may have problems getting maried.

[Maritime Q-Scout]

Originally posted by Bring_Back_Shantz+May 19 2005, 02:41 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Bring_Back_Shantz @ May 19 2005, 02:41 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Maritime Q-Scout@May 19 2005, 11:30 AM
you ask it what it's having to drink.

If it says "Beer" it's female
If it says "you payin?" it's male
If it says "martini, dry" the CPC say it shouldn't be allowed to marry

I think you got the "Beer" and "You payin'" mixed up.

And if it asks for a martini dry I think it's pretty cool.
If it asks for a fuzzy navel, or some sort of fancy martini made with anything other than Vodka/Gin, vermooth, dry vermooth and (possibly) some bitters, then they may have problems getting maried. [/b][/quote]
naw, a female will just assume you're paying

[Flames89]

Originally posted by Bring_Back_Shantz@May 19 2005, 01:41 PM

I think you got the "Beer" and "You payin'" mixed up.

And if it asks for a martini dry I think it's pretty cool.
If it asks for a fuzzy navel, or some sort of fancy martini made with anything other than Vodka/Gin, vermooth, dry vermooth and (possibly) some bitters, then they may have problems getting maried.

I'm with Shantzy.

Dry Martini's are cool.

Basically just gin on the rocks. Ain't nothing queer about that.

Now add some weird colours, liquers, weird pieces of fruit, etc. -> then the martini becomes another creature ...

[Five-hole]

Mmmm....anal palpation.



Seriously, is it just me or does this not seem like much of an accomplishment at all? He's really the first guy to think of this?