Help: Canceling flyers

[Flaming Choy]

Hi CP, I need some help. The guy/gal that delivers flyers to my house just throws them towards my pathway (between the sidewalk and my front door) and it ends up everywhere. How do I go about canceling the delivery of these flyers? I would put a "no more flyers" sticker on my mailbox, but the guy/gal never makes it anywhere near the mailbox.

Thanks.

[Nikki]

You have to call The Flyer Force in order to officially cancel the flyers

[flip]

Maybe put a "no flyers" sign on your front door. We did and we don't get anything anymore. Or catch him doing it and tell him to eff off.

EDIT: someone beat me to it with a real solution.

[ricosuave]

get a paintgun.

[Flaming Choy]

Originally Posted by flip

Maybe put a "no flyers" sign on your front door. We did and we don't get anything anymore. Or catch him doing it and tell him to eff off.

EDIT: someone beat me to it with a real solution.

Haha, i was tempted to do your second suggestion, but I don't know approximately what time they come by in the morning. The no flyers on the door wouldn't help much either.

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|house/mailbox|
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| |
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| | <-- pathway/flyer collector
| |
| |
----------------------- <-- Sidewalk
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My house is very skinny

Thanks Nikki, i'll give Flyer Force a call.

[JustAnotherGuy]

I was going to try to get the flyer delivery cancelled but the woman who delivers them has huge knockers and never wears a bra. Sooooo I didn't cancel the delivery.

[pepper24]

I talked to my flyer dude and told him I appreciate his hardwork but don't need the flyers anymore in a friendly tone. He understood and I haven't had flyers in months.

For my mailbox, I put a sticky of "no junk mail" and Canada Post no longer gives me unaddressed mail and/or flyers.

[WindomURL]

Originally Posted by JustAnotherGuy

I was going to try to get the flyer delivery cancelled but the woman who delivers them has huge knockers and never wears a bra. Sooooo I didn't cancel the delivery.

What's your address?

[Bertuzzied]

Originally Posted by WindomURL

What's your address?

Are you the bra-less woman with the huge knockers?

How much do you get paid for the deliveries?

[Locke]

Originally Posted by ricosuave

get a paintgun.

I second this advice, the potential for hilarity is huge.

[Acid Rush]

If you have a "no flyer" sign on your malibox/door and still somebody stuffs it up with unsolicited mail, can you do something legally about it? Does Calgary have a bylaw regarding flyers?

[CaptainCrunch]

Sniper rifle and an iron clad alibi.

I sell those by the way, you were watching T.V. at my place.

[Buff]

Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch

Sniper rifle and an iron clad alibi.

I sell those by the way, you were watching T.V. at my place.

We were watching Criminal Order: CSI, right? The show with Ted Danson and Ice Cube?

[sclitheroe]

Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch

Sniper rifle and an iron clad alibi.

I sell those by the way, you were watching T.V. at my place.

If I kick in an extra $50, can I pick what I was watching?

[CaptainCrunch]

I haven't watch CSI since the first year.

[pylon]

Holy thread bump.