This sweet beast of a dishwasher has worked wonderfully.
I just recently acquired a wife, so I don't need to masterbate all over my dishes any longer.
I sometimes poop all over my dishes just for fun and games. I call it 2 grills one cup hehe. Now I will poop on my wife's chest hehe. And then make her clean it because I'm a sexist and women love cleaning!
I also suck black calk for bus fare but then I walk because sucking calk is fun! And I get paid! Like a boss!
Hahahahaha.
But seriously if the sale falls through shoot me a PM I might be interested.