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Old 09-19-2011, 06:00 PM   #1
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Default Sperm banks: We no longer want ginger sperm

I kid you not...

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504763_1...-10391704.html

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That's what world's largest sperm bank is telling potential donors who have red hair. The bank's director told the Danish newspaper Ekstrabladet that there simply wasn't much demand for sperm from red-headed men, the Telegraph reported.
Also, Gingers to be extinct within 100 years...

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Genetic scientists warn that redheads are a dying breed and will become extinct in the next 100 years. National Geographic reports that less than 2 percent of the world's population has natural red hair.
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Old 09-19-2011, 06:03 PM   #2
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Oh well!
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Old 09-19-2011, 06:13 PM   #3
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Old 09-19-2011, 06:31 PM   #4
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Better check a red head off the list fast
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Old 09-19-2011, 06:36 PM   #5
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Women: We haven't wanted ginger sperm for 2 decades!

Nice of sperm banks to finally get with the times.
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Old 09-19-2011, 06:47 PM   #6
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Now if we could only get rid of lefties.

Oh ya, and jews too.

No one likes a left handed ginger jew.
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Old 09-19-2011, 06:49 PM   #7
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quite frankly, I do not care.
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Where are all the hot redheaded women going to come from, then? I fear for this planet.
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Old 09-19-2011, 07:25 PM   #9
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Oh no, what will they do now?

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Where are all the hot redheaded women going to come from, then? I fear for this planet.
It is called hair dye.
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Old 09-19-2011, 07:50 PM   #11
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Where are all the hot redheaded women going to come from, then? I fear for this planet.
Hopefully in 100 years we can just make clones of the hot redheads. An endless supply of Christina Hendricks...
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Old 09-19-2011, 07:55 PM   #12
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No more red heads? Think of the children for gods sake!



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Old 09-19-2011, 08:09 PM   #13
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What we should do is close sperm donor banks so these undesirable women can't reproduce.....


BTW ....^^^that is smoking hot.
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Old 09-19-2011, 08:18 PM   #14
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At least we will always have the mamories

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Old 09-19-2011, 08:20 PM   #15
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Old 09-19-2011, 08:22 PM   #16
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I read a study once that said red headed women often had a pain tolerance that was 8 times higher than that of a regular woman. Apparently the trait didn't appear in red headed men.

I wondered why that would be the case, then I realized a lot of red heads came from Ireland.
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Old 09-19-2011, 08:24 PM   #17
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Speaking of smoking red heads if anyone could find a picture of Jessica from True Blood in her little red riding outfit that would be much appreciated.
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Old 09-19-2011, 08:30 PM   #18
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No more of this? I am disappoint.
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Old 09-19-2011, 08:31 PM   #19
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What? As a proud ginger myself, I object!

Oddly enough, if I was employing the services of a sperm bank, I wouldn't want a red-headed donor. Red-headed kids tend to be pale, freckly and just plain weird-looking. Plus, they get picked on. Sheesh. If I had a dollar for all the times I had to whale on someone for asking me if I had the temper to match my hair...
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Old 09-19-2011, 08:36 PM   #20
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NSFW!


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