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08-22-2011, 08:18 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
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Nukes.....for some reason I see one go off in downtown calgary.....
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08-22-2011, 08:21 PM
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Crushed
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: The Sc'ank
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Anytime I walk down the stairs, I picture myself taking a wicked bone breaking fall, landing at the bottom on my face, blood pooling around me. Every single time. I'm pretty sure it's how I will meet my end, with a fall so devastating yet hilarious at the same time, it will surely get a million hits on Youtube.
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08-22-2011, 08:25 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: On my metal monster.
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I hate the feeling of fabrics rubbing each other. Gives me chills every time, just thinking about it gives me chills.
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08-22-2011, 08:28 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Calgary, Alberta
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 3 Justin 3
I hate the feeling of fabrics rubbing each other. Gives me chills every time, just thinking about it gives me chills.
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As a young kid, I used to have a nightmare that leaving the garage the car would back up into the hockey bag, which would rub up against the street hockey goalie gear, and make the sound so loud, ahh just thinking about it gives me the creeps, it's so stupid.
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08-22-2011, 08:30 PM
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Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Crowsnest Pass
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http://snltranscripts.jt.org/84/84ewillie.phtml
Frankie: Boy. You wanna talk about some pain? I bought one o' them linoleum knives the other day, you know?
Willie: With the double edge?
Frankie: Right.
Willie: Yeah?
Frankie: So, I go home, you know, and I spread my toes apart and I just start sawing, back and forth and back and forth, you know?
Willie: Mm hmm.
Frankie: And I take a little thing o' Tobasco sauce, you know?
Willie: Yeah.
Frankie: And just dump it on there. Talk about a hotfoot, mister! Boy, that was rough.
Willie: Yeah, I know what you mean. You know, the other day, I took one o' them, uh--?
Frankie: Meat thermometers?
Willie: Yeah! And I just shoved it into my ear, you know? As far as it could go, you know? But then I took one o' them, uh--?
Frankie: Ball-peen hammers?
Willie: Right. And just whacked it a few times right in there, you know.
Frankie: Boy, that must smart.
Willie: I know! I HATE when THAT happens.
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08-22-2011, 08:32 PM
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Powerplay Quarterback
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The bridge I am on will collapse at any moment simply because I am on it. I will proceed to die. Every god damn time and I hate it.
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08-22-2011, 08:37 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Calgary
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Sometimes when I'm driving on the highway I imagine an oncoming car crossing the line and smoking me.
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08-22-2011, 08:37 PM
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Calgary AB
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The feeling of chewing on tinfoil and it gives me the shakes just thinking about it.
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08-22-2011, 08:40 PM
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Norm!
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When I walk over those airconditioning and sewer grates downtown, I make sure that I step on the footprints because I have a fear that if I don't I'll fall through.
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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08-22-2011, 08:42 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: I'm right behind you
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I think about what it would be like to mow down a sidewalk full of people GTA style. Of course, I always imagine them getting up in perfect health giving me heck for getting their clothes dirty.
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Don't fear me. Trust me.
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08-22-2011, 08:44 PM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Vancouver, BC
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when I am curled up in bed in blankets I think of how it would be to be trapped in that position for along period of time if the house collapsed. Then I panic. lol
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"we're going to win game 7," Daniel Sedin told the Vancpuver Sun.
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08-22-2011, 08:50 PM
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Monster Storm
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Calgary
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I think about getting my arms or hand stuck in wood working tools. Real anxiety type stuff. I hate it, the mind can be screwy sometimes.
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Shameless self promotion
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08-22-2011, 08:54 PM
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Franchise Player
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When I'm playing with my kids and I make funny faces at them...I worry about the wind changing and having it stay that way...
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08-22-2011, 09:22 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
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Why did I decide to open this thread? Now I am afraid of things I didn't know I was afraid of.
Thanks CP!
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08-22-2011, 09:26 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Calgary
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I actually wish there was a zombie apocalypse sometimes ...i've actually thought about it enough I have a plan of what to do
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08-22-2011, 09:28 PM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Vancouver, BC
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Nufy
When I'm playing with my kids and I make funny faces at them...I worry about the wind changing and having it stay that way...
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Made me laugh out loud!
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"we're going to win game 7," Daniel Sedin told the Vancpuver Sun.
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08-22-2011, 09:43 PM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Fort McMurray, AB
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For as long as I can remember, I have been convinced that crazy ass-biting snakes live in outhouses and porta-potties.
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08-22-2011, 09:48 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: STH since 2002
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that stupid bloody Mary in the bathroom mirror thing still creeps me out.
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08-22-2011, 09:51 PM
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Atomic Nerd
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Calgary
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love, death, happiness, dreams, McDonald's $1 drinks
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