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Old 08-22-2011, 08:16 PM   #1
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Whenever I walk by an air compressor I picture grabbing a high-pressure air nozzle, putting it up to my ear and pulling the trigger. Actually, I even think about this if I'm just sitting around nowhere near an air compressor. The thought of it makes me shudder at what it must feel like to blow my own eardrum away, but I can't help it.

Anybody else have weird things like that you randomly think about and it makes you cringe/laugh/whatever?
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Old 08-22-2011, 08:18 PM   #2
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Nukes.....for some reason I see one go off in downtown calgary.....
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Old 08-22-2011, 08:21 PM   #3
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Anytime I walk down the stairs, I picture myself taking a wicked bone breaking fall, landing at the bottom on my face, blood pooling around me. Every single time. I'm pretty sure it's how I will meet my end, with a fall so devastating yet hilarious at the same time, it will surely get a million hits on Youtube.
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Old 08-22-2011, 08:25 PM   #4
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I hate the feeling of fabrics rubbing each other. Gives me chills every time, just thinking about it gives me chills.
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I hate the feeling of fabrics rubbing each other. Gives me chills every time, just thinking about it gives me chills.
As a young kid, I used to have a nightmare that leaving the garage the car would back up into the hockey bag, which would rub up against the street hockey goalie gear, and make the sound so loud, ahh just thinking about it gives me the creeps, it's so stupid.
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Old 08-22-2011, 08:30 PM   #6
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http://snltranscripts.jt.org/84/84ewillie.phtml

Frankie: Boy. You wanna talk about some pain? I bought one o' them linoleum knives the other day, you know?

Willie: With the double edge?

Frankie: Right.

Willie: Yeah?

Frankie: So, I go home, you know, and I spread my toes apart and I just start sawing, back and forth and back and forth, you know?

Willie: Mm hmm.

Frankie: And I take a little thing o' Tobasco sauce, you know?

Willie: Yeah.

Frankie: And just dump it on there. Talk about a hotfoot, mister! Boy, that was rough.

Willie: Yeah, I know what you mean. You know, the other day, I took one o' them, uh--?

Frankie: Meat thermometers?

Willie: Yeah! And I just shoved it into my ear, you know? As far as it could go, you know? But then I took one o' them, uh--?

Frankie: Ball-peen hammers?

Willie: Right. And just whacked it a few times right in there, you know.

Frankie: Boy, that must smart.

Willie: I know! I HATE when THAT happens.
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Old 08-22-2011, 08:32 PM   #7
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The bridge I am on will collapse at any moment simply because I am on it. I will proceed to die. Every god damn time and I hate it.
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Sometimes when I'm driving on the highway I imagine an oncoming car crossing the line and smoking me.
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The feeling of chewing on tinfoil and it gives me the shakes just thinking about it.

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Old 08-22-2011, 08:40 PM   #10
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When I walk over those airconditioning and sewer grates downtown, I make sure that I step on the footprints because I have a fear that if I don't I'll fall through.
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I think about what it would be like to mow down a sidewalk full of people GTA style. Of course, I always imagine them getting up in perfect health giving me heck for getting their clothes dirty.
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when I am curled up in bed in blankets I think of how it would be to be trapped in that position for along period of time if the house collapsed. Then I panic. lol
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Old 08-22-2011, 08:50 PM   #13
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I think about getting my arms or hand stuck in wood working tools. Real anxiety type stuff. I hate it, the mind can be screwy sometimes.
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Old 08-22-2011, 08:54 PM   #14
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When I'm playing with my kids and I make funny faces at them...I worry about the wind changing and having it stay that way...
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Old 08-22-2011, 09:22 PM   #15
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Why did I decide to open this thread? Now I am afraid of things I didn't know I was afraid of.

Thanks CP!
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I actually wish there was a zombie apocalypse sometimes ...i've actually thought about it enough I have a plan of what to do
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Old 08-22-2011, 09:28 PM   #17
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When I'm playing with my kids and I make funny faces at them...I worry about the wind changing and having it stay that way...
Made me laugh out loud!
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For as long as I can remember, I have been convinced that crazy ass-biting snakes live in outhouses and porta-potties.
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that stupid bloody Mary in the bathroom mirror thing still creeps me out.
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