09-02-2011, 09:45 AM
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Norm!
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Steven Segal drives tank into Jesus' house, kills his dog
How could I not post this, just for the topic title.
http://www.forbes.com/sites/erikkain...killing-puppy/
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09-02-2011, 09:47 AM
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I always loved Will Sasso's representation of Mr. Segal.
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09-02-2011, 09:50 AM
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Wow. He actually did that.
And Jesus is suing for $100,000 and a written apology to his kids for killing their dog.
I understand that running ####-fighting rings is generally frowned upon and a felony, but driving a tank into the guy's house seems like a circumvention of 'due process' and, quite frankly, a little extreme.
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09-02-2011, 09:52 AM
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I cant find anywhere that says he was actually the one driving, am I missing something?
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09-02-2011, 09:55 AM
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Hmmm, one had to think this is the way Segal's (or Seagal, according to the article) law enforcement career would end. Using a tank for a routine bust.
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09-02-2011, 09:56 AM
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Anderson Silva defeats next opponent via tank through house at 2:45 of the 2nd round.
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09-02-2011, 09:57 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Rathji
I cant find anywhere that says he was actually the one driving, am I missing something?
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Says it in the first paragraph.
'...which is what happened when Seagal drove a tank into Jesus Llovera’s house.'
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09-02-2011, 09:58 AM
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Norm!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Rathji
I cant find anywhere that says he was actually the one driving, am I missing something?
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The story of Steven Seagal accompanying Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s raid on an Arizona man suspected of ####-fighting seems almost humorous. Almost, that is, until you think about police driving into your own home with a tank and killing your dog, which is what happened when Seagal drove a tank into Jesus Llovera’s house.
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He's being sued for it
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09-02-2011, 12:20 PM
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I guess that's why he takes the subway now:
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09-02-2011, 12:22 PM
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Haha, actually that looks like a cross between Segal and Jon Lovitz.
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09-02-2011, 12:34 PM
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Who else feels the story was made out by Madlibs? A tank?
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09-02-2011, 12:43 PM
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That title alone is gold.
Steven Segal drives tank into Jesus' house, kills his dog
And he was in full battle gear too, its just freakin hillarious.
Captain C you served up a softball ...that dog was "Marked For Death"
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09-02-2011, 02:52 PM
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This "article" is really poorly written. Scanning some of the other "articles" on this Forbes website shows that most of them are really bad as well.
Anyway, that was off-topic. Sorry. What a bizarre story.
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09-02-2011, 02:57 PM
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always a fan of steven segal
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09-02-2011, 03:23 PM
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"It turns out, of course, that Seagal was just joining the ranks of reality TV stars, blending the line between reality and television, and the line between entertainment and justice"
Greatest line ever.
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09-02-2011, 07:56 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
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Was he forgiven and then saved?
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