Which way do you wipe?

[arloiginla]

So was hanging with the gf and mentioned something about dingleberries to which the response was, "Oh you don't get those if you wipe top to bottom."

Well my whole life I've been a bottom to top wiper thinking that was the normal way, so now I'm really curious.

Do you wipe bottom to top or top to bottom? Does anybody here do a up-down or down-up combination, or does that just make a mess? Also, do you always wipe dry or do you sometimes wet the toilet paper first?

Discuss.

[Pizza]

I had to double check if this was an Option84 thread
My bad

[Drake]

I'm a no toilet paper kind of guy as I use my hands to wipe.

[csnarpy]

love the tags! lol

[nik-]

I burn it off with a Blow Torch like I'm finishing off a Creme Brule.

Also ... I've never heard it referred to as top to bottom or vice versa. Only front to back and back to front. Also, I'm pretty sure a girl going back to front is a recipe for disaster. So this is probably a men only difference.

[pylon]

Dude, you must have some sort of hairy butt hole if you get "dingleberries".

[Dion]

[arloiginla]

Originally Posted by nik-

Also, I'm pretty sure a girl going back to front is a recipe for disaster. So this is probably a men only difference.

nm

[Shazam]

I use seashells.

But yeah, the only way you're going to find out is if you catch me with a hidden toilet cam.

[pylon]

Originally Posted by Dion

Well, that must explain why eastern europeans always smell like ####.

[Huntingwhale]

I don't poop, so it doesn't really concern me.

[Gundo]

Or I break the Verbal Morality Stature so I can use printed tickets as archaic toilet paper in a bottom to top fashion.

[Dion]

Originally Posted by pylon

Well, that must explain why eastern europeans always smell like ####.

Lionel Witherspoon, Bloomingdales Security Officer: Not here, you don't. There's a men's room down the hall.

Vladimir Ivanoff: Excuse me, I a... happy to talk to you, but I must now to make toilet.

[CaptainCrunch]

If you need to ask questions on a internet board thats not scat porn related about how to clean your a%%, maybe its time to close all of the doors and windows in your house and turn on the gas.

I mean seriously.

[Young-Sneezy]

i have agreed with CaptainCrunch for the very first time.

you and your girlfriend must do some seriously weird $hi7.

pun, INTENDED.

[VANFLAMESFAN]

And cp has reached an all time low.....scratch that, society has reached an all time low.

What direction do you wipe ##### remnants out of your ass? Seriously?

[Weiser Wonder]

There's no normal way because everyone just figures it out on their own...I hope.

[FlamesAddiction]

Am I the only one that doesn't know what "dingleberries" are"

[trackercowe]

Yes this thread pretty much the epitome of moronic. However, like Jon Stewart I usually shower afterwards if possible.