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In a deal that was put together over the past 24hrs the Capitals have brought in the Norwegian Hobbit Wizard. Non-Magical players Tyler Bozak and Tyson Barrie are heading the other way.
GM Hesla was recently quoted a saying "he is rad" and that the GM would do whatever it took to land the Norwegian Hobbit Wizard. The expectation is that the Norwegian Hobbit Wizard will play First line forward, top pairing defense and starting goaltender and put up 1000pts and 82 shut-outs. He is also expected to do wizardly things in the dressing room to lighten the mood.
After the deal GM Hesla mentioned that "the Norwegian Hobbit Wizard is untouchable" and that "I would not even deal him for Crosby and Ovechkin due to their lack of wizard skills".
Thanks to GM Nick of the Jets for being unable to handle the wizard powers of the Norwegian Hobbit Wizard.
Caps announce major, and magical, acquisition.
