07-14-2011, 01:25 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: 127.0.0.1
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Dog crap + greaseball dilemma
So on Wed. I was out walkinig my dog and I was across the park, which is right outside my back gate. I see this dude walking a huge looking Collie type dog and it looks like from where I was he let it take a dump right outside my back gate. When I got back to my place sure enough there was a huge pile of dog turd right there. So that was at 6:30 pm.
So last night I am hanging out in my garage at around the same time, and the same guy comes walking up again, but this time he goes about 50 feet past, lets his dog of it's leash, dog takes a big crap on the grass in the park and then he puts it back on the leash leaving the crap. He's looking around the whole time, so I think he is at least cognizant of what he is doing. The guy looks like a greaseball and could probably take me out in a few seconds, so a physical altercation is out.
I watched him walk around the park and head out another exit. I got on my bicycle and followed him and he walked about 2 blocks from the park. I kept a distance and didn't see exactly which house he went in, but I have a good idea in amongst about 4.
First thing I am going to do before I do anything else is figure out exactly which house he lives in.
Now, what to do after that. Here's some ideas.
- I could video him with his dog, and send that to the bylaw officer along with his address.
- I could approach him in the park, without giving away where I live and call him out on it, but I don't like the idea of him knowing who I am.
- Here's the one I was thinking of. I will bag his dog crap and leave it in his mailbox with a note.... Clean up after your dog or the next time it won't be in a bag, or in your mailbox.
thoughts?
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07-14-2011, 01:27 PM
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That Crazy Guy at the Bus Stop
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Springfield Penitentiary
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Option 4
Find his house and take a #### on his lawn yourself.
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07-14-2011, 01:27 PM
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Option 3 is amazing. Do it.
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07-14-2011, 01:31 PM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Calgary
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people like that are scum!
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07-14-2011, 01:37 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2004
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Originally Posted by Traditional_Ale
Option 3 is amazing. Do it.
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I like this one too, because it keeps me completely anonymous, and gets the point across.
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Originally Posted by sec304
people like that are scum!
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Exactly, there are many people out there walking their dogs and they all clean up like responsible pet owners should. Plus there are kids out there playing etc.
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07-14-2011, 01:37 PM
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First Line Centre
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Originally Posted by Traditional_Ale
Option 3 is amazing. Do it.
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This thread is useless without pics? 
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07-14-2011, 01:40 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Vancouver, BC
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Ya put it in his mailbox with the note. He will catch on fast.
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07-14-2011, 01:40 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Calgary
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Hey don't ruin it for the rest of us who let our dogs #### wherever they want and refuse to pick it up, that #### good for the grass man. Save our landfills from smelling like ####!
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07-14-2011, 01:58 PM
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Crash and Bang Winger
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I had a similar problem problem a while back. I related my problem to a workmate and he gave me an idea that I have yet to try out. He said that if I take some beef boullion cubes like "OXO cubes" and throw them all over the owners front lawn during or before a rain that the guys dog will dig holes everywhere looking for steak. I figured I would have to break down the cubes to a size or consistency that would allow it to melt into the lawn without leaving chunks. Would be great if it worked.
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07-14-2011, 01:58 PM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Calgary.
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How about the videotape option, but send it to a local news channel? They're always desperate for a 'local interest' news stories. Public humiliation may help others as well.
If not, option three for sure. Didn't Aeneas have this sort of thing happen a while back? How'd that work out?
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07-14-2011, 02:03 PM
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Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by WilsonFourTwo
How about the videotape option, but send it to a local news channel? They're always desperate for a 'local interest' news stories. Public humiliation may help others as well.
If not, option three for sure. Didn't Aeneas have this sort of thing happen a while back? How'd that work out?
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We played poker at the guy's house and drank all his booze, but as far as I am aware Aenas did not take a dump in his bedroom, though I could have easily missed it.
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07-14-2011, 02:05 PM
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Originally Posted by WilsonFourTwo
How about the videotape option, but send it to a local news channel? They're always desperate for a 'local interest' news stories. Public humiliation may help others as well.
If not, option three for sure. Didn't Aeneas have this sort of thing happen a while back? How'd that work out?
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He considered it, bit I don't think he ever went through.
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07-14-2011, 02:14 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2010
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Originally Posted by kirant
He considered it, bit I don't think he ever went through.
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I like option 3, but can we light the bag on fire first? 
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07-14-2011, 02:23 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by FlameOn
I like option 3, but can we light the bag on fire first? |
That would be incompatible with the note that will accompany it.  BTW, just to be safe, use surgical gloves when handling the bag and the note to ensure there are no prints...
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07-14-2011, 02:30 PM
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Norm!
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Take it, put it in a pie plate and the next time you see him, walk up to him and smash him in the face with it while yelling "Now you know how it feels to be grass jacka$$"
Then err run
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07-14-2011, 02:31 PM
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Originally Posted by VladtheImpaler
That would be incompatible with the note that will accompany it. BTW, just to be safe, use surgical gloves when handling the bag and the note to ensure there are no prints... |
Good idea, I plan on wearing a hoody and balclava when I do drop it off in the middle of the night.
Also I will make the note out of cut out letters from magazines etc.
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07-14-2011, 02:57 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: SW Ontario
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Originally Posted by DuffMan
Good idea, I plan on wearing a hoody and balclava when I do drop it off in the middle of the night.
Also I will make the note out of cut out letters from magazines etc.
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Brilliant. I don't suppose you could take pics too? Damn it, I wish I lived in Calgary, I have a 500mm lens that would be perfect to get a distant shot of him opening the mail!
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07-14-2011, 02:59 PM
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Originally Posted by DuffMan
Good idea, I plan on wearing a hoody and balclava when I do drop it off in the middle of the night.
Also I will make the note out of cut out letters from magazines etc.
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CSI could trace back the scissors you used to cut out the letters...Better throw those scissors away in a dumpster across the city after to be safe
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07-14-2011, 03:02 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2005
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Hockeyguy15
CSI could trace back the scissors you used to cut out the letters...Better throw those scissors away in a dumpster across the city after to be safe
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Hopefully...that will get him...to cut the crap!
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07-14-2011, 03:02 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Hockeyguy15
CSI could trace back the scissors you used to cut out the letters...Better throw those scissors away in a dumpster across the city after to be safe
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CSI can also take grainy footage from a nearby red light camera, click the "enhance" button a few times, and clearly identify DuffMan's face even though he's wearing a hoody.
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