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Old 07-14-2011, 03:06 PM   #1
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i noticed this yesterday on the news, thought some other CPer might cover it. anyway....title pretty much says it all. She drugged him, tied him up, then cut it off while he woke up.

Makes me a little queasy, but for all who want to find out for yourselves....

not really nsfw, but still disturbing.

http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/story/2...red-penis.html
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Old 07-14-2011, 03:07 PM   #2
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Ouch!!!!
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Old 07-14-2011, 03:08 PM   #3
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Wow this is the third time in the last 2 days this guy got his wang hacked off...It must keep growing back, like a geko's tail...
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Old 07-14-2011, 03:08 PM   #4
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http://forum.calgarypuck.com/showthread.php?t=107340
http://forum.calgarypuck.com/showthread.php?t=107320
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Old 07-14-2011, 03:08 PM   #5
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Old 07-14-2011, 03:09 PM   #6
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I would be very uncomfortable if I was her defense lawyer.
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Old 07-14-2011, 03:09 PM   #7
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AHH sh** my bad, been on cp pretty much all day last couple days, dunno how i missed them all SORRY ALL
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Old 07-14-2011, 03:12 PM   #8
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People just aren't criminally creative anymore. She should have grabbed his unit after she cut it off and jammed it up his a$$ and then told him to go f$$$ himself.

Then filmed it for youtube
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That sucker would have gone viral for sure.
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Old 07-14-2011, 03:52 PM   #10
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And I think it's gonna be a long, long, time
'Til touchdown brings me 'round again to find
I'm not the man they think I am at home
Ah, no no no...
I'm a rocket man
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