Quote:
Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
Man I really hated Zoidberg.
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What? I thought he was hilarious. That episode where he goes back to his home planet to find a mate is one of my favourites. So much gold in that one:
Dr. Zoidberg: I want the tactile pleasure in cutting him here...
[
points his claw at Fry's neck]
Dr. Zoidberg: ... in the gonads.
Fry: [
to crowd] Shhhhhh. Nobody correct him.
[
Fry is being Zoidberg's Cyrano]
Fry: Start with a compliment. Tell her she looks thin.
Dr. Zoidberg: [
calling to Edna] You seem malnourished. Are you suffering from internal parasites?
Edna: [
pleased] Why, yes. Thanks for noticing.
[
Edna, one of Zoidberg's species, is chasing Fry romantically]
Edna: Teach me to love, you squishy poet from beyond the stars.
Fry: [
horrified] I'm flattered, really. If I was gonna do it with a big freaky mud bug, you'd be way up the list.
Edna: Hush, you romantic fool. Engage your mandibles and kiss me.
Fry: Okay, you're on a date. What's the first thing you do?
Dr. Zoidberg: Ask her to mate with me.
Fry: No, tell her she's special.
Dr. Zoidberg: But she's not, she's merely the female with the largest clutch of eggs.
Fry: Well, tell her that. And then what?
Dr. Zoidberg: Then mating.
Fry: No, make up some feelings and tell her you have them.
[
Dr. Zoidberg raises his hand]
Fry: Yes?
Dr. Zoidberg: Is desire to mate a feeling?
Fry: Ugh, you're not even trying.
Dr. Zoidberg: Ohhh, it's all so complicated, with the flowers, and the romance, and the lies upon lies.