05-17-2011, 10:43 AM
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Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
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Brazilian Judge Says It Is OK To Rub One Out At Work
http://weirdnews.aol.com/2011/05/16/..._n_862452.html
In a decision that can only be described as touchy, a Brazilian judge has reportedly ruled that a 36-year-old female accountant can legally masturbate at work and watch porn on her work computer.
Ana Catarian Bezerra successfully argued that she suffers from a chemical imbalance that triggers severe anxiety and hypersexuality, according to a viral news story.
Her work situation began to suffer because the only way she can relieve her anxiety is by masturbating frequently
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05-17-2011, 10:49 AM
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Franchise Player
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webcam?
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05-17-2011, 10:51 AM
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This thread is useless without pics imo.
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05-17-2011, 10:54 AM
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05-17-2011, 10:57 AM
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47 times a day? That is some serious mileage being put on.
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05-17-2011, 10:57 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by troutman
In a decision that can only be described as touchy
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05-17-2011, 11:03 AM
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Scoring Winger
Join Date: Jan 2009
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If she could rub one out 47 times in one day she might as well get a webcam stay home and make some real money. 
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05-17-2011, 11:10 AM
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The fact she's Brazilian makes it extra allsome. This article is reason #117 why I have to visit there some day.
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05-17-2011, 11:23 AM
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My face is a bum!
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^ The best way I can describe the women there is "disappointing". They didn't live up to the hype at all. Girls are better looking here.
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05-17-2011, 11:26 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by hulkrogan
^ The best way I can describe the women there is "disappointing". They didn't live up to the hype at all. Girls are better looking here.
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Which would explain why this ended up in court, if she was seriously hot and needed to masturbate 47 times a day she would just end up as a personal assistant in upper upper management, possibly a transfer to the IMF.
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05-17-2011, 11:28 AM
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Lifetime Suspension
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Holy crap. When she quits, they are going to have to burn her office chair.
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05-17-2011, 11:30 AM
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GOAT!
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Best line from the article:
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Although Queen admitted Bezerra's condition is not common at all, she said she found it interesting that the ruling came in the middle of "National Masturbation Month," an event she helped organize back in 1995 and is now celebrated in pockets all over the world.
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05-17-2011, 11:32 AM
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Brazil has some of the most onerous labour laws around, and it's very, very hard to get rid of someone, as testified to by this case. I will not look at this picture, and ruin the fantasy.
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05-17-2011, 12:05 PM
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Fapping is a god damn, god given right. Food, shelter, and fapping.
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05-17-2011, 12:14 PM
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Wasn't sure if we would see a comment from Fotze first, or one about his mom.
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05-17-2011, 12:20 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ozy_Flame
Fapping is a god damn, god given right. Food, shelter, and fapping.
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Don't forget clothes. You'll need something to clean up with after fapping.
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05-17-2011, 12:23 PM
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She's an accountant? hahahahahaha
I guess GAAP principles in Brazil are different from the rest of the world.
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05-17-2011, 12:31 PM
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Receptionist: Ana your 2 o'clock is here.
Ana: Gimme a second, aaahhhhhh. Ok ready.
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