Work bathrooms

[MacGruber]

Is there anything worse than having to drop a deuce at work? I swear, sometimes I want to vomit.
-people who come in and power crap, grunting loudly and powering one out in 60 seconds flat
-people who eat terribley and sound like they're dropping marbles into a can of thick syrup
-the god awful smell.

Kill me now

[Frank MetaMusil]

Originally Posted by MacGruber

Is there anything worse than having to drop a deuce at work?

I actually make a point of dropping a deuce at work. It's better to waste the company's time and money.

[Jordan!]

Drink coffee - go to bathroom - Double flush first (Not green, don't care...) - Toilet seat cover - Enjoy

[CaptainCrunch]

Whatever you do McGruber, don't open the stationary drawer in your desk.

Sorry man, but all the stalls were taken.

[Yanda]

Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch

Whatever you do McGruber, don't open the stationary drawer in your desk.

Sorry man, but all the stalls were taken.

In a thread about pooping this is the worst poop joke yet

[cKy]

I hate it going to the can @ work, but it is inevitable. I hate when it looks like there is a half a pound of pubes on the seat. how are you people losing that much fricken body hair.

Another potty peeve. 3 stalls in the bathrrom. i take the far left one. The next dude comes in the and takes the middle one. WTF? Dude, there is a empty one 2 stalls over, quit stinking up my area.

Ugh.

[puckluck]

I don't always crap at work; but when I do, I get paid like a boss.

[Yanda]

This thread title should read "Best Phrase you read on the wall of a bathroom"

[dissentowner]

Originally Posted by puckluck

I don't always crap at work; but when I do, I get paid like a boss.

I don't always crap at work, but when I do, it's from drinking Dos Equis.

Stay smelly my friends!

[MacGruber]

Originally Posted by cKy

I hate it going to the can @ work, but it is inevitable. I hate when it looks like there is a half a pound of pubes on the seat. how are you people losing that much fricken body hair.

Another potty peeve. 3 stalls in the bathrrom. i take the far left one. The next dude comes in the and takes the middle one. WTF? Dude, there is a empty one 2 stalls over, quit stinking up my area.

Ugh.

Wtf yea! Why is there always a birds nest of pubes at the urinal?? Are
Dudes yanking them out to entertain themselves???

[the-rasta-masta]

Originally Posted by Yanda

This thread title should read "Best Phrase you read on the wall of a bathroom"

"You can't "poo" here, your A$$hole is in Ottawa"

Back in the days of good ole Jean Chretien.

[Yanda]

Originally Posted by MacGruber

Wtf yea! Why is there always a birds nest of pubes at the urinal?? Are
Dudes yanking them out to entertain themselves???

You dont wanna see whats in the porta potty at work.. you know how dog #### turns white...?

[Jedi Ninja]

I used to avoid taking a dump at work (or any public place) like the plague. Even if I had to go, I'd hold it all day and wait till I got home. This is great if you like to be chronically constipated all the time. It shouldn't take 10 minutes to take a dump. Now I just go at work every morning like clock work. 2 or 3 times even.

[Tron_fdc]

Originally Posted by MacGruber

Is there anything worse than having to drop a deuce at work? I swear, sometimes I want to vomit.
-people who come in and power crap, grunting loudly and powering one out in 60 seconds flat
-people who eat terribley and sound like they're dropping marbles into a can of thick syrup
-the god awful smell.

Kill me now

I'm willing to bet you're posting from your phone right now, aren't you?

[mikey_the_redneck]

The worst is when the boss comes in and sits in the stall next to you....

I swear, the older they are the more gross and grunty they get when taking a crap. I wish there as loud music in the mens washroom.

It takes great effort to hold back my laughs....

[Cecil Terwilliger]

I'm very happy that we have clean bathrooms at my place of work.

Only real problem is that the bathroom with its 2 stalls and a urinal is very small. Has an intimate feeling when you're pounding one out and some guy comes in to take a piss.

[Reggie Dunlop]

If what you hear sounds like a guy drowning a sea lion, that's me in the next stall!

[troutman]

Do your dirty business at home people.

[Mass_nerder]

There's one dude in my office, who must take about 8 dumps a day, because 90% of the time when I'm in there, dude is in the other stall grunting away.
The worst is when you know you're just going to let one rip, and you're waiting on someone to finish up with washing their hands so they don't have to hear it go down, and they stand in front of the mirror take their sweeeeet time to make sure their hair is just right.

[JustAnotherGuy]

It is about the time of day to ensure there are less people around. Time it for about 11:15.