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Old 05-13-2011, 05:35 PM   #1
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Default The Amazing Magnet Boy!

I'm pretty sure it's orbital pull. The pics are f-ing hilarious.

Ivan Stoiljkovic carries a frying pan stuck to his chest in front of his home near Koprivnica, some 100 kilometres north of the Croatian capital Zagreb May 12, 2011. Ivan, 6, has an extraordinary talent: the ability to attract metallic objects -- from spoons to heavy frying pans -- to his body. He is said to be able to carry up to 25 kg of metal stuck to his torso. Ivan's family also claims that his hands can emit heat and his mysterious ability has also given him healing powers. Medical checkups so far have reaped inconclusive results.







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Old 05-13-2011, 05:37 PM   #2
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Yeah, that's gravity, not magnetism.
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Old 05-13-2011, 05:53 PM   #3
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Yeah, that's gravity, not magnetism.
fat jokes aside, all the object do looks perfectly placed.

I'm a skeptic.
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Old 05-13-2011, 06:38 PM   #4
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Fat kid is fat.
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Old 05-13-2011, 06:44 PM   #5
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Is this legit? Youtube video out for proof?
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Old 05-13-2011, 06:45 PM   #6
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He's obviously swallowed a meteorite.
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Is this legit? Youtube video out for proof?
You're asking if friction is legit?
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Old 05-13-2011, 06:48 PM   #8
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Oh God...Magneto has gained a new ability and turned himself from old-ish man to fat kid!!! Noooo!!! I say stop the mutant menace!
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Old 05-13-2011, 06:52 PM   #9
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Hes probably just sticky from all the candy he ate.
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That kid needs to learn to put down the fork!
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Is it wrong when my first thought wasn't about his amazing world changing mutant power, but frack his parents need to stop feeding him.
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Old 05-13-2011, 10:49 PM   #12
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Oh God...Magneto has gained a new ability and turned himself from old-ish man to fat kid!!! Noooo!!! I say stop the mutant menace!
Why isn't he in the new X-men movie this coming June? He'd be a shoo-in to play magneto. Haha.
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Old 05-13-2011, 11:19 PM   #13
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Magnets, how do they work?
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Wait, when did the Calgary Herald become the Weekly World News?

Why would they report this as if it were factual?
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Old 05-14-2011, 01:18 AM   #15
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I wonder what would happen if they stuck him in an MRI
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Old 05-14-2011, 02:59 AM   #16
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Video link

Still not very convincing even with the video.
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Still not very convincing even with the video.
What did I just watch?
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What did I just watch?
Ya, that is weird. I'm not sure what I expected, but it wasn't that. I guess I'm wondering about why the coins don't stick more (if this was true). If the kid can hold a frying pan with weights in it, then wouldn't those coins be so tightly affixed they would be really hard to pry off?

Just thinking that far I've wasted too much time on this!

Oh, and him standing on the quad riding around half naked at the end was just strange!
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Old 05-14-2011, 08:11 AM   #19
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How embarassing for Croatia that this is getting media attention. Every so many years, some fraudulent claim of this nature pops up somewhere in the world.

Just wash that filthy kid. He's sticky.
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Why isn't he in the new X-men movie this coming June? He'd be a shoo-in to play magneto. Haha.
He is a mutant, but he isn't Magneto. THE BLOB!

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