05-03-2011, 01:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Canada 02
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Did you actually read the article before posting it?
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05-03-2011, 02:28 PM
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yeah, and not once did it mention Pharaoh, pyramids or the Scorpion King
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05-03-2011, 02:59 PM
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so you might say she was the original "yummy mummy"......
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05-03-2011, 03:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Canada 02
yeah, and not once did it mention Pharaoh, pyramids or the Scorpion King
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Guess it didn't mention the definition of mummification either.
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05-03-2011, 03:07 PM
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Fun fact of the day: pretty much every body in moderate stages of decomposition will experience some mummification, very typically on the fingertips. If one wishes to obtain fingerprints from such a body, you only need to soak the fingers in water and voila! Good fingerprints!
Bodies can also be half decomposed, half mummified. And they don't even need to wrapped in cloth!
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05-03-2011, 03:16 PM
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Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Crowsnest Pass
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Hefner has been mummified for years too.
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05-03-2011, 03:20 PM
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Powerplay Quarterback
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That is one hell of a space heater, wonder what kind it was to still be working.
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05-03-2011, 03:23 PM
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MELF...Mom Evman would Like to ****
Last edited by Frequitude; 05-03-2011 at 03:25 PM.
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05-03-2011, 03:45 PM
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Well, lets see what we have here.
An elderly woman, known best for posing naked and her oscar worthy performances in such cinematic masterpieces as Attack of the 50 Foot Woman and Attack of the Giant Leeches, is found dead in her home.
Now, it would be understandable to feel that this event could be some sort of Giant Leech revenge for what surely was a brutal defeat at her hands in that film, either that or she was hogging all the hoagies on the cast table. Perhaps they'd just finally lost it when they realized that she had totally sold them out cheap on a low budget slasher flick, sure, that was 60 years ago but Giant Leeches carry Giant Grudges.
But, the story takes yet another Shamilanian(sp?) twist! The woman's neighbor, an 'actress' named Susan Savage is the only one to venture into the home, and was quoted as saying 'I just had a bad feeling.' and:
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After pushing open a barricaded front gate and scaling a hillside, Savage peered through a broken window with another piece of glass taped over the hole. She decided to enter the house after seeing a shock of blond hair, which turned out to be a wig.
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Do you know what kinds of movies start with intros like this? Horror and Porno, and a new, relatively young genre affectionately dubbed 'Horrno.'
Based on the name 'Susan Savage' you can probably guess which genre she specialized in. Or maybe not, I dont know. Perhaps she needed a boost to her stalled career and thought that maybe the real life story of venturing into a shut-in's hoarder mansion would be her kickstart to fame and fortune?
And now you know, the rest of the story.
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05-03-2011, 04:40 PM
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Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2002
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Originally Posted by underGRADFlame
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Who could forget her performance as "Classy Woman" on Charmed?
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05-03-2011, 05:00 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Bitter, jaded, cursing the fates.
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Originally Posted by loob job
That is one hell of a space heater, wonder what kind it was to still be working.
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A BrAun, no doubt. Those things will go for decades.
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05-03-2011, 05:50 PM
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Likes Cartoons
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She's going to star in the upcoming Thundercats movie.
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05-03-2011, 06:59 PM
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First Line Centre
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She was quite the little 50's hottie, mummy or not.
Do not click on the 3rd pic if you are offended by half naked women with hot posteriors.
http://starcasm.net/archives/98179
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05-03-2011, 07:07 PM
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Norm!
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Originally Posted by Buzzard
She was quite the little 50's hottie, mummy or not.
Do not click on the 3rd pic if you are offended by half naked women with hot posteriors.
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Lets see
Smokes, liquor, chick with no pants.
Peeeerrrrfect
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05-03-2011, 07:14 PM
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Scoring Winger
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Originally Posted by Locke
Do you know what kinds of movies start with intros like this? Horror and Porno, and a new, relatively young genre affectionately dubbed 'Horrno.'
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Horrno! haha
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05-03-2011, 08:24 PM
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First Line Centre
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Buzzard
She was quite the little 50's hottie, mummy or not.
Do not click on the 3rd pic if you are offended by half naked women with hot posteriors.
http://starcasm.net/archives/98179 |
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05-03-2011, 11:51 PM
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Lifetime In Suspension
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Originally Posted by fotze
Think they'll make a fata doll out of what they found?
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Make a fata doll? They frikkin found one that's still in the packaging, why bother making another?
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05-04-2011, 08:33 AM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Calgary.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by troutman
Hefner has been mummified for years too.
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There's a really gross "Embalming fluid" joke in there......
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