05-13-2011, 11:40 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Singapore
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Random unprovoked beheading in the Canary Islands
First it was a Greyhound bus on the Canadian prairies, now it's a Chinese Supermarket in Tenerife... you never can predict when you're going to get randomly beheaded.
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Witnesses said a man entered a Chinese supermarket in a shopping centre and stabbed then beheaded the 62-year-old woman. He is said to have dropped the head outside before being tackled.
A local official said the man appeared to choose his victim at random.
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-13393694
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05-13-2011, 11:45 AM
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#2
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Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Crowsnest Pass
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How soon can we make jokes?
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05-13-2011, 12:20 PM
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: An all-inclusive.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by troutman
How soon can we make jokes?
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Don't get ahead of yourself.
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05-13-2011, 12:25 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Calgary
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She was stabbed with a knife?
That's forking terrible.
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05-13-2011, 12:35 PM
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The Canary Islands are part of Mexico?
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05-13-2011, 12:38 PM
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First Line Centre
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Originally Posted by IliketoPuck
She was stabbed with a knife?
That's forking terrible.
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Far too spoon.*
*Taken from comic in "funny picture" thread.
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05-13-2011, 12:43 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Yasa
Far too spoon.*
*Taken from comic in "funny picture" thread.
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Well played sir.
We wouldn't want anyone to lose their head over plagiarism.
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05-13-2011, 12:44 PM
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Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Crowsnest Pass
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Originally Posted by Kybosh
Don't get ahead of yourself.
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Right, I wouldn't want to lose face.
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05-13-2011, 12:50 PM
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First Line Centre
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Her shopping list: head and shoulders
head of lettuce
head cheese
hedley cd
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05-13-2011, 12:52 PM
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Franchise Player
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Of all the ways to go crazy, picking a 62-year old woman at random in a super market and cutting off her head, then carrying the head outside, has to be one of the most insane.
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05-13-2011, 01:07 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Section 203
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The man claimed to be inspired by the band Headley.
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05-13-2011, 01:08 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Calgary, Alberta
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Quote:
Originally Posted by squiggs96
The man claimed to be inspired by the band Headley.
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Not a Dead Head?
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05-13-2011, 01:10 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Kalispell, Montana
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He's headed for a life sentence I'm sure. Hard to wrap my head around this one.
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05-13-2011, 01:12 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Section 203
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Slava
Not a Dead Head?
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That would have been much better. All my goods jokes were taken.
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05-13-2011, 01:28 PM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Calgary
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nm
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05-13-2011, 01:34 PM
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My face is a bum!
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FS: Half used bottle of shampoo.
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05-13-2011, 01:50 PM
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Scoring Winger
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Nice try, NSA
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Is this a capital offence?
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05-13-2011, 03:30 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: (780)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Zevo
hedley cd
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Poor taste
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