04-21-2025, 09:25 AM
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That Crazy Guy at the Bus Stop
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Pope Francis has died
https://apnews.com/article/vatican-p...1504ba076e2e2a
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He made his last public appearance on Easter Sunday — a day before his death — to bless thousands of people in St. Peter’s Square, drawing wild cheers and applause. Beforehand, he met U.S. Vice President JD Vance.
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04-21-2025, 09:27 AM
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So now you can never say "come on, let's celebrate Easter. It's not like it has ever killed anyone."
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04-21-2025, 09:28 AM
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04-21-2025, 09:34 AM
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So as I understand it, JD Vance killed the Pope?
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04-21-2025, 09:35 AM
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The timeline lines up.
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04-21-2025, 09:35 AM
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Originally Posted by KelVarnsen
So as I understand it, JD Vance killed the Pope?
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Its as good a theory as any.
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04-21-2025, 09:39 AM
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Vance didn't kill him per se, but after meeting Vance the Pope obviously lost the will to live. Much like Liz Truss and the Queen.
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04-21-2025, 09:41 AM
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Craig McTavish' Merkin
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My condolences to his family.
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04-21-2025, 09:43 AM
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Its almost as though he prospect of electing people so elderly they're nearly collecting life insurance isn't a good and stable plan.
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04-21-2025, 09:47 AM
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Originally Posted by Senator Clay Davis
Vance didn't kill him per se, but after meeting Vance the Pope obviously lost the will to live. Much like Liz Truss and the Queen.
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How is that head of lettuce doing? Still going strong?
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04-21-2025, 09:54 AM
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Everyone knows Snowball the rabbit is the real Pope anyway.
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04-21-2025, 09:56 AM
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Meh I don't care
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04-21-2025, 09:58 AM
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Originally Posted by undercoverbrother
Meh I don't care
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Well...on balance...I doubt Pope Francis wishes it were hotter... 
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04-21-2025, 10:06 AM
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This is the first time Jesus has had to take a life to return. His power is waning!
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Originally Posted by Azure
Typical dumb take.
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04-21-2025, 10:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Locke
Its almost as though he prospect of electing people so elderly they're nearly collecting life insurance isn't a good and stable plan.
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Are you talking about the Catholics or the US?
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04-21-2025, 10:14 AM
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Originally Posted by TorqueDog
This is the first time Jesus has had to take a life to return. His power is waning!
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Quoted because I just spat coffee all over my keyboard at this line.
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04-21-2025, 10:16 AM
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Originally Posted by bizaro86
Are you talking about the Catholics or the US?
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Coin flip?
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04-21-2025, 10:18 AM
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Monster Storm
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Calgary
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Didn’t John Paul II die over the Easter weekend as well?
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04-21-2025, 10:24 AM
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Originally Posted by surferguy
Didn’t John Paul II die over the Easter weekend as well?
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You thinking what I'm thinking?
Grassy Knoll...
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04-21-2025, 10:25 AM
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Originally Posted by surferguy
Didn’t John Paul II die over the Easter weekend as well?
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Nope, Easter in 2005 was March 27th, and he died April 2nd.
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Originally Posted by Azure
Typical dumb take.
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