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Old 01-28-2011, 12:38 PM   #1
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Thats right kiddies, Sean "Diddy" Combs gets hit with a $900 Billion dollar lawsuit

http://allhiphop.com/stories/news/ar.../22569047.aspx

Among other things

He knocked down the World Trade Center (I knew it, I just knew it)

Stole her casino chips (100 Zillion in winnings)

Molested and crippled her kids

What makes this story all the more awesome . . . hearing date has been set for Monday. I'd love to see this go to trial.
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Old 01-28-2011, 12:40 PM   #2
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I'd love to be at the hearing to laugh at all the crazy that would be floating around the courtroom that day.
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This doesn't really help resolve the negative sterotype of lawyers. What lawyer in their right mind would not slam the door on this wacko woman? It's embarassing.
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I knew that coat tail riding son of a bitch was up to no good.

People are absolutely nuts.
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P Diddy is a monster.
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This doesn't really help resolve the negative sterotype of lawyers. What lawyer in their right mind would not slam the door on this wacko woman? It's embarassing.
It doesn't mention anything about a lawyer in the article.
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Old 01-28-2011, 01:04 PM   #7
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LOL 100 billion dollars in lost wages? What kind of job is that?
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P Diddy is a monster.
I thought he took the 'P' out because it was getting between him and his fans?
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Old 01-28-2011, 01:09 PM   #9
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I thought he took the 'P' out because it was getting between him and his fans?
You're thinking of R Kelly.
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This doesn't really help resolve the negative sterotype of lawyers. What lawyer in their right mind would not slam the door on this wacko woman? It's embarassing.
What's the lawyer's name?

If you actually read the report, which you did not, you would see that the damages and other claims were part of a form that people file when requesting a domestic violence protection orders (restraining order). Not a legal document (complaint) prepared by a lawyer. Here, this lady complained that Diddy "went through Kim Porter and Rodney King and knocked down the WTC and then they all came and knocked me and my children down." Note that it was hand written and on the next page she alleges $900,000,000,000 in damages for child support.

So it really doesn't "help resolve the negative stereotype of lawyers" at all, but if you bothered to look, you'd notice that the request for a restraining order was denied and I'm sure if you pay attention to this case long enough rather than fly by posts like the one above, you'd see that the entire thing will be summarily dismissed. The funny thing is, the request was likely denied by someone legally educated and the lawsuit will be dismissed by a lawyer.
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It's all about the Benjamins baby
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You're thinking of R Kelly.
No, he was putting the 'P' back in.
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Diddy did it
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Really? Wow. These sound like the ramblings of someone who needs psychiatric care. 'Zillions of dollars'? Really?

Someone give her a nice canvas coat that comes with leather straps...
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I think we should make it a class action suit.

P-Diddy stole my donkey, peed in my garden, violated the no-call list and stepped on my ketchups. I want $1 billion for that.
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Old 01-28-2011, 01:52 PM   #16
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Diddy should deny the claims, but then offer up support and help pay for her psychiatric care. This woman is obviously coo-coo for cocoa puffs, but offering to help her out would be (a) the right thing to do, and (b) a PR coup for him. She gets help and he gets 6 months of magazine time.....no brainer.
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I think we should make it a class action suit.

P-Diddy stole my donkey, peed in my garden, violated the no-call list and stepped on my ketchups. I want $1 billion for that.
I thought he stole the no-call list and violated your donkey??? Regardless, he definitely peed in your garden.....I still can't get over the emotional distress.
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I thought Kayne was responsible for the WTC collapsing?
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I thought Kayne was responsible for the WTC collapsing?
Nope, was the Fresh Prince... they caught him on video too, I know cuz it's on the internetz.
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Other than sharing the same stupid baby names, both Diddy Kong and P. Diddy started out their careers as leaner sidekicks to fatter, more popular figures before establishing a name for themselves. P. Diddy stuck closely to the bloated Notorious B.I.G. like a feeble scavenger fish to the bosom of a great white shark as did Diddy Kong to the side of his huskier cousin Donkey Kong
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