How to get yourself kicked off a plane

[Cowperson]

Pretty humourous article on things that have gotten people kicked off airliners . . .
written by a flight attendant.

One incident:

Board a flight drunk and put your face directly into the chest of a well endowed flight attendant while yelling the words “Blobby, blobby, blobbly.”

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7386031/

Cowperson

[Mango]

Great read!

Can you imagine your head honcho doing the smearing part?