10-14-2010, 10:40 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Abbotsford, BC
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Hockey related heckles?
I'm not a very creative person when it comes to heckling, but the Heat home opener is tomorrow and I'd like some good heckles to use.
Can anyone help?
Thanks.
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10-14-2010, 10:48 PM
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#2
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Redundant Minister of Redundancy
Self-Banned
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There is only one Heckle that matters and it gets played in Red Deer.
Sorry, that I'm not actually helping you.
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10-16-2010, 06:55 PM
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#3
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Crash and Bang Winger
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Favorites I've heard:
Hey ref, your proctologist called... He found your head!
Hey ref, I think you're pregnant... You just missed two periods!
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10-16-2010, 06:57 PM
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#4
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Calgary
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Hey ref get off your knees, your blowing the game!
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10-16-2010, 07:42 PM
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: In the cut, in the cut
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GO (opposing team).....NOT!!!
gold.
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10-16-2010, 07:47 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Oklahoma - Where they call a puck a ball...
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Me: Hey Ref is it a penalty to to think?
REF: What? NO.. WTF?
Me: Good cause I think you F'ing suck .
And these are for those players who want to heckle the opposition or your own team ( which I do often) . I suck , I have a big mouth , Talking is the only thing I am good at so I run my mouth for fun!
Me: Damn you must be hungry?
Person: Why?
Me : It has to be hard to eat without any hands .
This one is from MSH but I used it once and it was good for a laugh..
Your mom buys below average groceries ... The funny part is the kid I said it to is an idiot. We now call him Sam's Choice. Sam's choice is the below average grocery brand at walmart HAHA!!!
Last edited by nickerjones; 10-16-2010 at 07:53 PM.
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10-16-2010, 11:42 PM
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#7
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Crash and Bang Winger
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Almost forgot my favorite!
When the ref is skating infront of the benches at a stoppage and just about to raise his arm for the line change procedure. "Raise your hand if you're an a--hole!". The ref will have to put up his hand and accept defeat by the heckler. If it's a good spirited ref, then he will have a chuckle and nod in approval.
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10-17-2010, 12:35 AM
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First Line Centre
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F U CHEECHOO is a gooder from back in '04.
But perhaps its more appropriate to tell someone their mother wears army boots.
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10-17-2010, 01:18 AM
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Not a casual user
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: A simple man leading a complicated life....
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For the goaltender: 
You couldn't save anything at Walmart!
For the ref:
You need to go to confession after that call!
You couldn't make the right call if you had a phone book!
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10-17-2010, 08:58 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Oklahoma - Where they call a puck a ball...
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For the kid on my team who is freaking out when he does something wrong or the other team scores:
Dude settle down , your girlfriend/wife/ or mom is here to watch me not you!
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10-17-2010, 10:17 AM
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#11
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Draft Pick
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Quote:
Originally Posted by theonlywhiteout
Hey ref get off your knees, your blowing the game!
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lol id like to say that to the ref and he actually hears me lol
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10-17-2010, 10:22 AM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Easter back on in Vancouver
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With about 7 minutes left in the third in the Flames game I heard a "DUI" chant for the Bulin wall.
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10-17-2010, 01:39 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: still in edmonton
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Quote:
Originally Posted by puckluck
With about 7 minutes left in the third in the Flames game I heard a "DUI" chant for the Bulin wall.
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Maybe it was for Bouwmeester.
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10-17-2010, 07:44 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Red Deer, AB
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Yeah_Baby
Maybe it was for Bouwmeester.
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Decisions Under the Influence
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10-18-2010, 10:41 AM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Probably playing Xbox, or...you know...
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here's my favorite...I hear it all the time when I play:
"nice birdcage"
...another good one is:
"nice cage, pu$$y"
...way to go guys!
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10-18-2010, 12:00 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Americas hat
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My friend Bryce is a total . He has some great ones.
Nice cage your f-ing cheese grater
Nice white skates you plug, I had the same ones, then my dad got a job.
I'll try to remember some other ones.
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10-18-2010, 12:01 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Americas hat
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Quote:
Originally Posted by StoneCole
here's my favorite...I hear it all the time when I play:
"nice birdcage"
...another good one is:
"nice cage, pu$$y"
...way to go guys!
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Well what do you expect. You're wearing a cage in rec hockey.
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10-18-2010, 12:05 PM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Wherever the cooler is.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by hockeycop
Almost forgot my favorite!
When the ref is skating infront of the benches at a stoppage and just about to raise his arm for the line change procedure. "Raise your hand if you're an a--hole!". The ref will have to put up his hand and accept defeat by the heckler. If it's a good spirited ref, then he will have a chuckle and nod in approval.
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That's absolutely outstanding.
My favorites isn't necessarily hockey related, but will get the opposition riled up. Anyways, just tell the guy that his wife/mother/girlfriend needs to stop changing her lipstick because your dick looks like a rainbow. That has been known to piss quite a few people off.
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If you took a burger off the grill and slapped it on your face, I'm pretty sure it would burn you. - kermitology
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10-18-2010, 12:19 PM
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CP Pontiff
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: A pasture out by Millarville
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After a bad call . . .
"Hey Ref, whatsa matter? He steal your girlfriend or somethin'?!!!!"
Cowperson
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10-18-2010, 12:22 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: I'm right behind you
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jeremywilhelm
Well, what do you expect? You're wearing a cage in rec hockey.
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I've never understood why people think that using eye protection with the highest safety rating is stupid in rec hockey.
The fact of the matter is that there are tonnes of guys playing rec hockey that can't/won't control their stick. I've taken a boatload of sticks to the face but managed to preserve my eyes by wearing a cage instead of buying into tough guy mentality that an injury won't possibly happen to me.
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