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Old 01-30-2010, 12:33 PM   #1
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Any of you ever hear any good ones?

My son just told me one that almost made me spit my drink out.

You mamma is so nasty...

she pours sea water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh...
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Old 01-30-2010, 12:46 PM   #2
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Yo momma's like a hockey goalie,
She wears the same pads for 3 periods.
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Old 01-30-2010, 12:52 PM   #3
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Yo momma is so fat, that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck.
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Old 01-30-2010, 01:06 PM   #4
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Old 01-30-2010, 01:24 PM   #5
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This thread is a trademark violation according to some dude that works in a box factory in Winnipeg. Expect a call from Kevin O'Leary.
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Old 01-30-2010, 01:56 PM   #6
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Yo Momma's so stupid, I said it was chilly outside and she went and grabbed a spoon.
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Old 01-30-2010, 01:57 PM   #7
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Yo mamma is so old, this thread belongs in 1995.
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Old 01-30-2010, 02:18 PM   #8
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Old 01-30-2010, 02:37 PM   #9
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You know what is really stupid someone at my high school got suspended for telling a Yo Mamma Joke.
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Old 01-30-2010, 03:18 PM   #10
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Yo mamma so fat, when I tried to roll over last night I burnt my ass on the lightbulb.
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Old 01-30-2010, 03:26 PM   #11
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Yo Momma's legs are so fat she doesn't walk she glides.

Yo Momma so fat she wears the equator as a belt.

Yo Momma is so fat she has a ghetto blaster for a pager. (old school)
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Old 01-30-2010, 03:29 PM   #12
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You Momma is so fat one time she broke her leg and gravy poured out.
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Old 01-30-2010, 03:29 PM   #13
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Your momma is so fat she has to put her tampons in with a bazooka
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Old 01-30-2010, 04:03 PM   #14
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Yo mama so stupid she put a dollar in a heating vent and wondered why she got no candy.
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Old 01-30-2010, 04:36 PM   #15
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yo mama is so fat, when she wears hey yellow dress the kids mistake her for the school bus
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Old 01-30-2010, 04:57 PM   #16
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Yo mama's teeth so yellow, that every time she smiles, traffic slows down.
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Old 01-30-2010, 05:39 PM   #17
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Yo Momma is so fat she has a ghetto blaster for a pager. (old school)
You gotta update it for the now man.
I suggest the following:

Yo Momma is so fat, she has an iPad for an iPhone.
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Yo mama's so ugly, her face is used as a stamp for gorilla cookies.
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Yo Mamma's so fat, her blood type is Ragu

Yo Mamma's so fat, smaller fat women orbit around her.
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Old 01-30-2010, 10:45 PM   #20
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