Shakespeare's Lebowski

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WALTER
In sooth, then, faithful friend, this was a rug of value? Thou wouldst call it not a rug among ordinary rugs, but a rug of purpose? A star in a firmament, in step with the fashion alike to the Whitsun morris-dance? A worthy rug, a rug of consequence, sir?
THE KNAVE
It was of consequence, I should think; verily, it tied the room together, gather’d its qualities as the sweet lovers’ spring grass doth the morning dew or the rough scythe the first of autumn harvests. It sat between the four sides of the room, making substance of a square, respecting each wall in equal harmony, in geometer’s cap; a great reckoning in a little room. Verily, it transform’d the room from the space between four walls presented, to the harbour of a man’s monarchy.

[kermitology]

I read parts of that the other day, I was looking for the translated part where the Dude says: Nice marmot, but I was lazy.

It's comes in the form: O excellent marmot.

Awesome.

[bugsy]

Favorite scene in the flick is where the Dude is explaining "the latest s***" to Lebowski in the back of the car.

Lota fun to read it in Shakespearean, but Knave just aint the same as Dude.

Still, epic, epic work by these guys. Hats off.