First off, make sure you have lots of garbage bags or a good clean way to transport the body. You don't want to transport a body in your car where it will leave traces of fabric or hair or DNA. Preferably, use a stolen car if possible.
Take the body to a location you know is safe or unfrequented by people.
Get some kind of tub or container that can fit a body (break bones as neccessary to fit). Try to avoid having to cut the body up as that may leave blood/dna, etc. which can be found even after serious cleaning. Be as clean as you possibly can.
Fill tub with body with a good amount of lime or acid and wait for everything to dissolve.
This method is much more preferable than incineration as burning as will often leave teeth and bones and people can be identified via their dental records.
Dispose of any clothing worn during that time, all tools, vehicles, etc. Bleach all surfaces you can think of.
If you can get to the ocean quickly and have access to a boat with good range, get a steel drum and place the body inside with lime. Work out the buoyancy of the drum and add weights as necessary. Seal the drum.
Sail out a good distance from the shore to deep water and roll the drum overboard.
All too often, people panic when hiding bodies in the water and simply throw the body into the nearest river or lake where it can easily wash up mostly intact or can be found by divers scouring the bed.
First off, make sure you have lots of garbage bags or a good clean way to transport the body. You don't want to transport a body in your car where it will leave traces of fabric or hair or DNA.
Take the body to a location you know is safe or unfrequented by people.
Get some kind of tub or container that can fit a body (break bones as neccessary to fit). Try to avoid having to cut the body up as that may leave blood/dna, etc. in various places. Be as clean as you possibly can.
Fill tub with body with a good amount of lime and wait for everything to dissolve.
This method is much more preferably than incineration as burning as will often leave teeth and bones and people can be identified via their dental records.
Wow, sounds like a job interview answer. Lots of experience
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I'm pretty sure that every guy in his childhood has deeply contemplated how to commit various crimes like how to kill someone and get away with it or how to rob a bank and get away with it or how to outrun an attack helicopter gunship on the way home from school.
I'd hack up the body into little pieces, burn what I could, clothing, flesh, etc. Then I'd take the remains, crush em/grind em up. Take some hydro-chloric acid and melt the rest. Then take what ever is left and dump it in the ocean. Set fire to where ever the crime took place, and then anyone who looked suspicious or what was on to me, I'd take care of them next, etc. and I'd keep going until they stopped trying to find me.
First off, make sure you have lots of garbage bags or a good clean way to transport the body. You don't want to transport a body in your car where it will leave traces of fabric or hair or DNA. Preferably, use a stolen car if possible.
Take the body to a location you know is safe or unfrequented by people.
Get some kind of tub or container that can fit a body (break bones as neccessary to fit). Try to avoid having to cut the body up as that may leave blood/dna, etc. which can be found even after serious cleaning. Be as clean as you possibly can.
Fill tub with body with a good amount of lime or acid and wait for everything to dissolve.
This method is much more preferable than incineration as burning as will often leave teeth and bones and people can be identified via their dental records.
Dispose of any clothing worn during that time, all tools, vehicles, etc. Bleach all surfaces you can think of.
If you can get to the ocean quickly and have access to a boat with good range, get a steel drum and place the body inside with lime. Work out the buoyancy of the drum and add weights as necessary. Seal the drum.
Sail out a good distance from the shore to deep water and roll the drum overboard.
All too often, people panic when hiding bodies in the water and simply throw the body into the nearest river or lake where it can easily wash up mostly intact or can be found by divers scouring the bed.
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I used to work in a steel foundry......we always joked around about dumping a body in the furnace if we ever wanted to get rid of it. 2000 farenheit in the furnaces, guaranteed to incinerate even the toughest of breast implants!
I'd take the body, dump it in a fine grinder/auger, and then mix it in with cattle feed. Then upon the moo cows eating it, and depositing it onto the ground, either burn it to ash, or feed it to ed stelmach. Then send grind up the cows, and let the coyotes, etc eat it up that night.
Easier than baking a cake!
I would probably steal a car and drive it off some cliff, jumping out at the last minute. It would explode and look like a suicide, bam.
But what would really happen is that after making love to the corpse I would fall madly in love with it and not be able to part... eventually the cops would find us, and take me to jail. And they can put me behind bars, and take away my possessions, but they could never take away my love and the times I had with the corpse.
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