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keenan87 · 10-18-2009, 04:59 PM

Not sure if this has been done before....

What is the most embarassing moment of your life?

Cheerio · 10-18-2009, 05:12 PM

I think that this is mostly in the CP Confessional thread

Schultzie · 10-18-2009, 05:17 PM

My entire life from the time I was 15 up until now.

Maritime Q-Scout · 10-18-2009, 05:33 PM

*ahem* http://forum.calgarypuck.com/showthr...37#post2097837

Sylvanfan · 10-18-2009, 05:37 PM

I said I'd sport a Jamarcus Russel avatar if the Raiders beat the Philadelphia Eagles this week....13-9 Raiders.

EDBTZ12 · 10-18-2009, 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sylvanfan

I said I'd sport a Jamarcus Russel avatar if the Raiders beat the Philadelphia Eagles this week....13-9 Raiders.

hahaha for how long?

Temporary_User · 10-18-2009, 05:49 PM

Getting embarrassed is for chumps with small penises.
Cue someone making a joke about me getting embarrassed often or something similar...

NSFL · 10-18-2009, 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by keenan87

Not sure if this has been done before....

What is the most embarassing moment of your life?

I think if you're gonna start a thread like this, you gotta start it off with your own story.

HOOT · 10-18-2009, 07:20 PM

Usually when someone starts a thread like this they share their story first. Just sayin'.

Dang it! Just saw NSFL beat me to it.

EDBTZ12 · 10-18-2009, 07:23 PM

Usually when someone starts off a thread like this th......

Woops nvm Hoot beat me to it.

Cheerio · 10-18-2009, 07:25 PM

Usually when someone starts a thread...
nvm EDBTZ12 beat me to it.

metallicat · 10-18-2009, 07:26 PM

I'm tempted to tell the story of the time I pissed my pants in grade 9...but nah, I won't.

Temporary_User · 10-18-2009, 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cheerio

Usually when someone starts a thread...
nvm EDBTZ12 beat me to it.

When someone beat me usually Cheerio starts a thread to it.
nvm.....

Table 5 · 10-18-2009, 07:37 PM

When I was in elementary school, my mom bough me pajamas instead of sweat pants to wear to gym class at my new school. Even though I insisted they were pyjamas (the were the really tight kind that small kids tend to wear), she made me wear them anyway for a good month.

But dont worry, the kids were too distracted with my cross-eyes, and eye patch (which i had to wear after surgery) to notice the pyjamas.

doozwimp · 10-18-2009, 08:08 PM

This reminds me of a HIMYM episode.

http://sharetv.org/watch/104832

twotoner · 10-18-2009, 08:26 PM

It was the start of my first day teaching a business technology lab at university. I had a computer station facing about 30 students at the front of the room with the projector screen behind me on the wall.

I was pretty nervous. I stood up to address the class for the first time and put one foot on the wheel of the chair I was just sitting on. I fell flat on my back. I tried to crack a joke about it and no one laughed. Just awkward silence.

It felt like it took the whole semester to recover, in the end they gave me really nice evaluations...

keenan87 · 10-18-2009, 09:00 PM

Alright, I will tell my stories:
Most Embarassing:
When I was in Grade 8 and sitting in my science class when the teacher asked me a question that I didn't know the answer too. At the same time, I had to let the biggest one rip and was going to ask to go to the washroom but now I was stuck with this question (I thought it was about cells and the function of mitochondria). So there I was, trying to give him an educated guess and while I was doing that, I let the BIGGEST ONE EVER RIP and it stank up the entire classroom (35 students). Keep in mind, these are the years when everyone is trying to act all cool and stuff because we were newly teenagers. It stank so bad, that the teacher asked me to leave his classroom for ten minutes. THE MOST EMBARASSING MOMENT OF MY LIFE.

Another embarassing moment occured when in Grade 12, I was paying full attention as we were talking about abiotic things. My friend and I were sitting at the back of the class where the door was and he nudged me to look out the door (two people were breaking up and the girl was crying). I lost my focus for 10-15 seconds (however, I thought they were listing different items like phone, tape etc.. and other abiotic objects). So my teacher calls my name (in need of another item) and I answer "Rock" (which is abiotic). Next thing, I know my teacher BURSTS out laughing and the entire class starts laughing for 2-3 minutes while I have no clue what is going on. The reason why they were laughing was because they moved on to biotic things and I just told my teacher that rocks were living!

flip · 10-18-2009, 09:12 PM

One time I had a chick stay the night. For whatever reason I had an extremely upset/gassy stomach the next morning.

So she goes to watch TV and I head to the bathroom. This seemed to be perfect because if she was in my room my farting and stuff would have been audible from my room. The living room is on the same floor, just down the hallway, but I figured at least the TV would cover any noise I made.

So I tell her to relax and watch TV. Sure enough she just goes and sits down and doesn't even turn on the TV. This is only the 2nd or 3rd time we'd slept together IIRC and weren't dating (never did, it was just a FWB thing).

Anyway, at this point I have to let one rip so bad that I just can't wait for her to turn on the TV nor can I walk out there and force her to watch something because otherwise I'd probably have shat myself.

So I sit down on the can and my arse just explodes with gas. No diarrhea or anything, just a heinous multi burst like 10 part fart that was more style than substance but clearly audible from my living room. (this is all in my basement which is basically just my room, bathroom and living room all connected by one hallway.

I figure she's listening and probably planning her escape and is probably just terrified. Seemed to me I needed to lighten the mood.

So after I let out a considerable amount of very loud gas (and it always seems louder in a bathroom/on the can because of the echo, must be the porcelain and the tile) I let out - and intentionally loud enough so that she'd hear - "oh god" in a kind of a desperate whimper. I figured she'd think it was funny if I made light of the fact that it probably sounded to her like I had just shat out my large intestine.

It worked. From inside the bathroom I could hear her just absolutely lose her mind laughing. Shortly after, I came out she and she was still laughing. To this day I'm glad I made that joke because I'm not sure the tension would have been lifted without it.

I guess that wasn't as embarrassing as it was potentially embarrassing.