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		|  06-18-2009, 07:22 PM | #1 |  
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				 Something subtly wrong with dollar stores... 
 
			
			Went into a dollar store to try and find a bunch of plastic bugs for my kid, and saw this:    
That's just wrong.
		
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		|  06-18-2009, 07:26 PM | #2 |  
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			oh, i see the problem here.  it is at the DOLLAR store and this is $2.  the nerve of them
 well, did you get one?
 
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		|  06-18-2009, 07:27 PM | #3 |  
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			If it takes batteries, alltherage's fiance will be shopping there soon.
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		|  06-18-2009, 07:27 PM | #4 |  
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			Does this have any relation to the no sex for 3 months thread?
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		|  06-18-2009, 07:38 PM | #5 |  
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			Baby's first dildo
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		|  06-18-2009, 07:42 PM | #6 |  
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			Wow I must be old, or you guys are reaching...
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		|  06-18-2009, 07:43 PM | #7 |  
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			haha still not as bad as the vibrating Harry Potter Broomstick
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		|  06-18-2009, 07:44 PM | #8 |  
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			How does it work, I don't see a propellor?
 Do you just blow into it?  (you know, like a balloon).
 
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		|  06-18-2009, 07:45 PM | #9 |  
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			Well I guess GI Joe doesn't need to go swimming in the water anymore.
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		|  06-18-2009, 07:46 PM | #10 |  
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It has the word "pedo" right in it, do you need to have it written on a fish and be smacked with it?    
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		|  06-18-2009, 08:13 PM | #11 |  
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			The fact that it's $2 at a DOLLAR Store - Wrong
 Little boy holding something shaped like a dildo - Wrong
 
 ToyPEDO with a small boy on the front... - Wrong
 
 anything else wrong with it?
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		|  06-18-2009, 08:17 PM | #12 |  
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					Originally Posted by STeeLy  The fact that it's $2 at a DOLLAR Store - Wrong
 Little boy holding something shaped like a dildo - Wrong
 
 ToyPEDO with a small boy on the front... - Wrong
 
 anything else wrong with it?
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Again, no form of propulsion.
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		|  06-18-2009, 08:46 PM | #13 |  
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					Originally Posted by STeeLy  The fact that it's $2 at a DOLLAR Store - Wrong
 Little boy holding something shaped like a dildo - Wrong
 
 ToyPEDO with a small boy on the front... - Wrong
 
 anything else wrong with it?
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His eyebrow and hair colour don't match?
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		|  06-18-2009, 08:56 PM | #14 |  
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					Originally Posted by STeeLy  The fact that it's $2 at a DOLLAR Store - Wrong
 Little boy holding something shaped like a dildo - Wrong
 
 ToyPEDO with a small boy on the front... - Wrong
 
 anything else wrong with it?
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It's flying toward his mouth, and from the near impossible hand position perspective, I'd say someone else is holding it.
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		|  06-18-2009, 09:31 PM | #15 |  
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					Originally Posted by IgnitedSoul  His eyebrow and hair colour don't match? |  
Not only that, but his eyebrow colour and lip colour match. WTF?
		 
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		|  06-18-2009, 09:33 PM | #16 |  
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			ToyPEDO  could be used to.........    
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		|  06-18-2009, 09:34 PM | #17 |  
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			Am I the only one who noticed the splat next to his face, the Torpedo needs better aim apperantly. 
Man that thing is messed up.   
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		|  06-18-2009, 09:40 PM | #19 |  
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			His lip colour matches the colour of the toyPEDO... perhaps the dye is running?
		 
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		|  06-18-2009, 09:41 PM | #20 |  
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			oh man...again..i've been drinking...i need not chime in here...
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