Can someone give me advice on what to do? I've been sitting here for 5.5 hours and I'm totally regretting even going in the first place. Never should have had that cup of coffee this morning. Doesn't help that I'm afraid to do it without my parents to help... I was just going to go in and out, using lots of toilet paper. Most of friends just told me to wash my hands afterwards, but I'm totally sick of this BS.
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the only advice I can give you is to wipe upwards. You don't want to get any fecal matter in your vagina, it can cause infection. And then what mall girl would want you?
hope this helps
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I'm going poo - I need advice on how to wipe
I was just going to go in and out, using lots of toilet paper. Most of friends just told me to wash my hands afterwards, but I'm totally sick of this BS.
