So I just split my pants... - Calgarypuck Forums - The Unofficial Calgary Flames Fan Community

Sainters7 · 01-13-2009, 05:50 PM

So I'm on campus at the UofA waitin for my night class to start. I'm chillin on the computer watchin Kenny vs. Spenny, and I feel this rip. I look down, and I've got a huuuge rip, I'd say 6-8 inches across the back right side of my jeans. Basically my entire right cheek. Boxers are totally hangin out, it's plain as day. And now not only do I have to go to another class, but I have to walk through the busiest part of the school to get there(HUB), and then take the bus home afterwards with everybody.

The prof's an attendence nazi, but its only the 2nd week of class. Would you go home immediately, or suck it up and subject possibly hundreds of people to seeing your unmentionables? Thank God they're just my plain black ones, and not my American Eagle "Cheers For Beer!" pair...

burn_this_city · 01-13-2009, 05:52 PM

I'd walk it, better yet strut that sh*t. But also carry yourself with undue sense of accomplishment. Seriously, people will think its hilarious. Better than ninjaing around like some wuss. You've got boxers on so its fine.

GirlySports · 01-13-2009, 05:53 PM

It's UofA, everyone's done much worse!

burn_this_city · 01-13-2009, 05:54 PM

My buddy ran from one end of Mount Royal to the other stark naked.. This is minor in comparison.

NSFL · 01-13-2009, 05:55 PM

Exactly, it would be worse if you were a girl, or wore tighty whities.

GreenTeaFrapp · 01-13-2009, 05:55 PM

Couldn't you just tape them up?

Cheese · 01-13-2009, 05:56 PM

who gives a sh1te...compared to the rappers who wear their pants around their knees thats nothing.

Phaneuf3 · 01-13-2009, 05:57 PM

As long as you're wearing boxers and not a thong or something strange like that - go for it. Its not like they're going to get more of a show then they would during summer or at the pool.

Sainters7 · 01-13-2009, 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by burn_this_city

My buddy ran from one end of Mount Royal to the other stark naked.. This is minor in comparison.

Hahaha damn do I miss that school! I'd love to see the dropout rate there, its one big party school. I remember on St. Patty's Day walkin through the halls there with green beer(in a beer mug) in my hand, and I wasn't the only one.

btw at this point I feel the need to mention that I also have a hole(though much smaller) in my boxers, just below the same area. If my pants rip another inch or two, things are gonna get interesting...

@theCBE · 01-13-2009, 05:58 PM

Since it is evening time HUB will be quiet.. and half of the people walking around there will be wearing PJ's anyways. I would stick around and go to class.

ricosuave · 01-13-2009, 05:59 PM

go root around in the lost and found bin

getbak · 01-13-2009, 06:00 PM

Just take your pants off and go to class in your boxers. If the prof or anyone says anything, say "Oh, man, I'm having that dream again where I show up for class in only my underwear." Then, sit down and act like there's nothing wrong.

Eastern Girl · 01-13-2009, 06:01 PM

You were just sitting there and your pants ripped? How old are these pants of yours that sitting would cause a major tear?

I would go home, but perhaps it's different for me, being a lady.

Phaneuf3 · 01-13-2009, 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Eastern Girl

You were just sitting there and your pants ripped?

Maybe a smokin hot girl walked by?

GreenTeaFrapp · 01-13-2009, 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Eastern Girl

You were just sitting there and your pants ripped? How old are these pants of yours that sitting would cause a major tear?

I was wondering this as well. The only time I've ripped a pair of pants somewhere other then the knees, happened when I was climbing over a barbed wire fence.

Daradon · 01-13-2009, 06:17 PM

I was at work one day a few years ago, I had a rather important sales meeting/pitch to do in about an hour and I was preparing and getting ready to leave the office to go to our clients office when one of the girls working in the office looks and me and says, 'You're fly is open.' Embarrassed I quickly duck back to my desk and go to do it up, but it wasn't just open, it was BROKEN. And not just off the teeth, but literally broken.

I had to leave the office in about 15 minutes with 30 mins of travel time ahead of me, I knew I wouldn't be able to do anything about it before the meeting, and it would have been rather hard and ultimately pointless for me to reschedule the meeting.

Long story short I rigged it shut with some staples and string, although I think I may have looked a little funny in the meeting as I was making sure I wasn't stretching or moving quickly as I didn't want it to pop open again.

BlackArcher101 · 01-13-2009, 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Daradon

Long story short I rigged it shut with some staples and string, although I think I may have looked a little funny in the meeting as I was making sure I wasn't stretching or moving quickly as I didn't want it to pop open again.

Would've been funny if it ripped open again halfway through the meeting and some string fell out and hung there, LOL.

I was going to recommend staples for the OP's problem, but I remembered sitting on them isn't too pleasant.

calf · 01-13-2009, 07:38 PM

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Originally Posted by fotze

or in sainters case, calf.

wdf?

Yeah_Baby · 01-13-2009, 07:38 PM

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Originally Posted by fotze

or in sainters case, calf.

Don't be hate'n in Edmonton you gotta do what you gotta do.

wooohooo · 01-13-2009, 07:47 PM

Well since it's dark already, just walk outside and suffer from having a Freezing butt Cheek. At least no one will see you... kinda

If you want, I'm at my friends place in HUB and i'm sure he can lend you a pair of pants.... unless you're a size 40 or something like that