08-04-2008, 03:49 PM
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Driver abuses speed limit and himself
A TERRITORY man filmed himself speeding at 150km/h while masturbating at the wheel of his drug-laden car, a court heard.
His Holden SV6 was allegedly laden with 5kg of drugs, including two cannabis plants resting on the back seat, the court was told.
http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegrap...005941,00.html
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08-04-2008, 03:51 PM
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Powerplay Quarterback
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Edit: Damn, it was albertGQ not REDVAN. Bloody fotze... =P
Last edited by PowerPlayoffs06; 08-04-2008 at 05:24 PM.
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08-04-2008, 03:52 PM
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It's not easy being green!
Join Date: Oct 2001
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Paging fotze.. You're wanted for comment.
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08-04-2008, 03:53 PM
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I was about to post in response to 'abuses speed limit and himself' something along the lines of:
What was he doing, masturbating? Apparently yes, yes he was. Insane.
Listen up guys, in the car going a 150 whilst likely evading the authorities is not the time. At least pull over for a rub and tug.
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08-04-2008, 03:55 PM
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Random Title Change!
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How the hell did he manage to maintain control of the car? One hand doing the deed, the other holding the camera...
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Life is all about ass; you’re either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it, behaving like one, or you live with one!!!
NSFL=Not So Funny Lady. But I will also accept Not Safe For Life and Not Sober For Long.
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08-04-2008, 03:57 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by NSFL
How the hell did he manage to maintain control of the car? One hand doing the deed, the other holding the camera...
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God help him if it was a standard, he'd have had to shift it with his Legwand and nobody knows what his Thoreson's were busy doing if he was multi-tasking like a fiend.
Jesus, this is almost too easy.
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This Post Has Been Distilled for the Eradication of Seemingly Incurable Sadness.
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08-04-2008, 04:03 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by fotze
Can albertGQ top that.
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08-04-2008, 04:07 PM
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Director of the HFBI
Join Date: Sep 2004
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Quote:
Originally Posted by NSFL
How the hell did he manage to maintain control of the car? One hand doing the deed, the other holding the camera...
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Driving with your knees.
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08-04-2008, 04:07 PM
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And what was the guy doing with .22 rifle in his car? Cripes he could do more damage with stick.
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08-04-2008, 04:58 PM
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Such a pretty girl!
Join Date: Jan 2004
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If only there was a hooker in the backseat... then this would be complete.
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08-04-2008, 05:28 PM
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Best. News. Story. Ever.
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08-04-2008, 06:21 PM
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Referee
Join Date: Jan 2005
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The embarrassing part of the story they didn't report is that he was done with himself before his car hit 100kph.
"Wow, under 5 seconds...is that your 0-60 time?"
"Not quite..."
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08-04-2008, 06:34 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Calgary
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When you're beat, you're beat, and you just have to fold your hand.
I definitely can't out-do this guy.
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REDVAN!
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08-04-2008, 06:45 PM
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One of the Nine
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When I took driver's ed, they told me to keep my hands at 10 o'clock, two o'clock. Not 12 o'clock 6 o'clock.
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08-04-2008, 06:47 PM
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Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2002
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Yeah, we're runnin' a little bit hot tonight
I can barely see the road from the heat comin' off
You know what I'm sayin'
Ahh, I reach down between my legs . . .
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