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Man dressed as penis disrupts HS graduation
SARATOGA SPRINGS -- A 19-year-old man dressed as a penis was arrested for disturbing a high school graduation today at the Saratoga Performing Arts Center.
Calvin Morett of 337 Pyramid Pine Estates allegedly interrupted the Saratoga Springs High School graduation by marching across SPAC's stage in an inflatable 6-foot penis costume while diplomas were being given out, Saratoga Springs Police Sgt. Sean Briscoe said.
Morett purchased the full-body costume and sprayed parts of the 5,000 people in the crowd with Silly String, Briscoe said.
Can't believe the cops would actually charge him, I mean come on are we that uptight?
Charges are rarely decided by cops in cases like this. I would imagine the school board asked that charges be filed.
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Can't believe the cops would actually charge him, I mean come on are we that uptight?
It's like the streaker at the hockey game that got charged.
I can't think of a single person (fan anyway) who really had a big problem with it, but if you allow things like that to go unpunished, you just get a lot more people doing it and then it becomes a nuisance.
Not to detract from such a great feat, but did anyone else find it sad that no one could say "penis" on the air?
Yeah, they sure danced around that. And the warning to keep the kiddies away was a nice touch.
I thought the guy looked more like a dumpling served in a Chinese restaurant than a penis.
Of course I've been told more than once that my own penis looks like a dumpling from a Chinese restaurant, so I might be a little mixed up on the matter.
Yeah, they sure danced around that. And the warning to keep the kiddies away was a nice touch.
I thought the guy looked more like a dumpling served in a Chinese restaurant than a penis.
Of course I've been told more than once that my own penis looks like a dumpling from a Chinese restaurant, so I might be a little mixed up on the matter.
Yeah, they sure danced around that. And the warning to keep the kiddies away was a nice touch.
It's like those late night commercial that sell male enhancement drugs. They never say 'penis enlargement.' They always say 'enhancement of a male's special area!' Which is funny at first, but seriously the ONLY term they ever use the entire commercial.
Not to detract from such a great feat, but did anyone else find it sad that no one could say "penis" on the air?
Yes but given it's american television I'm not surprised.
Decent prank IF it was his own graduation! He graduated last year and crashes the grad ceremony for this year, and that makes it pretty pathetic IMO and also provides a good reason to arrest the guy.
Yes but given it's american television I'm not surprised.
Decent prank IF it was his own graduation! He graduated last year and crashes the grad ceremony for this year, and that makes it pretty pathetic IMO and also provides a good reason to arrest the guy.
Man dressed as penis disrupts HS graduation
