come on, there's only one answer to this question
Superman - Faster then a speeding bullet more powerful then a locomotive, can leap tall buildings in a single bound, howerver, he wears a leotard and a fabulous cape, and little booties, and wears his underwear on the outside. Combine that with the fact that every villian that he fights should know that Kryponite will kill him.
Spiderman - superpowers include sticking to buildigs, spraying a white sticky substance out of his wrist/ However he wears a leotard, and a bondage mask. Besides his obvious superpowers, he takes a beating every single time, and apparently for all of his superpowers he has Gerry Cooney's jaw.
Batman - No superpowers, but a James Bond fetish for nifty toys, hangs out with a young boy, and can't get over his parents death and move on after 40 some odd years.
None of these guys measure up to
He has superpowers, and he's a lawyer. He can kick your butt on the streets and sue them off of them.
superman - disabled by a restraining order
Batman - would lose his house and all of his fancy toys by the time birdman got through with him
Spiderman - Tied up in court for years after J. Jonas Jamieson get through with retaining Birdman.
THE eternal question...
