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Old 01-08-2007, 10:34 AM   #1
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http://www.cnn.com/2007/TECH/01/07/m....ap/index.html

Two NASA space probes that visited Mars 30 years ago may have found alien microbes on the Red Planet and inadvertently killed them, a scientist is theorizing.

The Viking space probes of 1976-77 were looking for the wrong kind of life, so they didn't recognize it, a geology professor at Washington State University said.

Dirk Schulze-Makuch presented his theory in a paper delivered at a meeting of the American Astronomical Society in Seattle, Washington.

The Viking experiments of the 1970s wouldn't have noticed hydrogen peroxide-based life and, in fact, would have killed it by drowning and overheating the microbes, said Schulze-Makuch.
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Old 01-08-2007, 10:35 AM   #2
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This is just being figured out now....David Bowie wrote a song about this years ago!!
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Old 01-08-2007, 10:37 AM   #3
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I for one, welcome our hydrogen peroxide-based overlords.
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Old 01-08-2007, 10:44 AM   #4
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I for one, welcome our hydrogen peroxide-based overlords.
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hail hydrogen peroxide
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Old 01-08-2007, 11:00 AM   #6
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I'm missing the whole "may have found" part...

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Schulze-Makuch acknowledges he can't prove that Martian microbes exist, but given the Martian environment and how evolution works, "it makes sense."
I have a theory that the landers squashed a martian gopher with the flat feet. I can't prove it though.
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Old 01-08-2007, 01:14 PM   #7
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They should sent Goerge to investigate. He'd get to the bottom of it. AND he'd be on mars.
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Old 01-08-2007, 01:21 PM   #8
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The Viking experiment seeking life on Mars poured water on soil. That would have essentially drowned hydrogen peroxide-based life, he said.
Oh great, M. Night Shamalama was right about the aliens. I better get home and start filling up cups.
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Old 01-08-2007, 02:20 PM   #9
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My theory is that the Viking landers may found Hostess Twinkie based lifeforms but inadvertantly killed them beacuse they were not designed to recognize the gooey richness of sentient artificial vanilla flavoring inside nuclear winter proof fried batter.
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This all vaguely reminds me of the Genesis project from Star Trek II.

Oh well, days to hours, hours to minutes.
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Old 01-08-2007, 06:21 PM   #11
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NASA should be arrested for genocide.
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