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Old 09-05-2006, 08:30 AM   #1
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Not CPs famous Cowperson..although we arent 100% sure he doesnt have a cockney accent....

The West Country Farmhouse Cheesemakers Group sparked debate in rural circles across the country when it claimed to be able to discern clear differences between the accents of herds from the Midlands, Essex, Norfolk and Lancashire.

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So what would an Alberta Cows accent be? Moo-eh?
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Old 09-05-2006, 08:41 AM   #2
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In the general Cow theme:

Stressed domestic cattle show a tendancy towards lesbianism.
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Old 09-05-2006, 08:52 AM   #3
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I imagine Alberta Cattle has an angry tone to their Moo, being that we have so many mad cows this way.
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Old 09-05-2006, 11:23 AM   #4
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So what would an Alberta Cows accent be? Moo-eh?
Probably something along the redneck line...
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Old 09-05-2006, 12:04 PM   #5
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Old 09-05-2006, 12:18 PM   #6
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Stressed domestic cattle show a tendancy towards lesbianism.

I bet its a bit like what would happen to cows in jail.
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Old 09-05-2006, 01:48 PM   #7
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cows might not have regional accents, but they do have a voice of their own. If the calf gets separated from the mother cow, trust me, it knows its mom's voice.

Try listening to a bunch of calves wailing away when they are separated for branding, and try listening to those same cows wailing for their calves to return. And once branding day is over, and they are reunited, lickety split, they find one another again. yes, some can be sight, some can be smell, but some also is voice.
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