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Old 03-17-2006, 11:07 AM   #1
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The British tabloid rag (and one of the most professional journalistic bodies on the face of the planet IMO) The Sun has reported on a poll performed by gay magazine Diva asking it's sapphic readers which celebrity they would most like to sleep with.

The top 10 break down like this:

1. Angelina Jolie
2. Portia De Rossi
3. Gina Gershon
4. Sharon Stone
5. Jodie Foster
6. Queen Latifah
7. Halle Berry
8. Charlize Theron
9. Salma Hayek
10. Drew Barrymore

The whole list looks like pretty standard 'inspiration' for most guys (I'd imagine), but Queen Latifah is right in there at a respectable 6th place. What the hell?

Jodie Foster kinda threw me for a loop too, but I've had a crush on her ever since Nell so I can relate. And I think I was like 5 when that movie came out so I have no idea what it is about, so that counts for something. Oh, and I liked her in Little Man Tate, too.

My question is this though... if so many lesbos out there want to hook up with hotties like the ones listed above... why do you see so many gay female couples that look, act, dress, smell, eat, sound and walk like Lumberjacks from Northern Quebec? They are women that like women who look like men. Why not just date a man and ask for more oral? I don't get it.

Same with gay men who are overtly feminine. If you are gay and date a guy who is more or less a woman with a wang, why bother? Why not just date a chick?

I don't get it...

Ful article here:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2...120568,00.html
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Old 03-17-2006, 11:14 AM   #2
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I'd rather sleep with Queen Elizabeth then Queen Latifah (not really, but you get the point).

My #1 to sleep with right now would still have to be Jennifer Love Hewitt. She is yummy
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Old 03-17-2006, 11:15 AM   #3
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Some people like bigger women. It's not just what's on the outside, I imagine she'd be a tonne of fun, too. Perhaps take your blinders off and see what real beauty is for once. You know, during the Renaissance, she would have been considered extraordinarily beautiful. I think they had it right back then.
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Old 03-17-2006, 11:35 AM   #4
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I don't see the problem. I think she's fairly hot. Of that list, my fav has long been Salma Hayek.
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Old 03-17-2006, 11:37 AM   #5
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Firefly, it's not because she is big. I'd agree with you that Queen Latifah is attractive - huge guns, Very pretty face, great sense of humour, smart as hell and RICH! Why not?

Hell, fat bottom girls make the rockin' world go round.

My point is that she is entirely out of place on that list

1. skinny white girl
2. skinny white girl
3. skinny white girl
4. skinny white girl
5. skinny white girl
6. Big Black Princess
7. skinny black girl
8. skinny white girl
9. skinny spanish girl
10. skinny white girl

Like... what? Who answered this poll??
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Old 03-17-2006, 11:40 AM   #6
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Damn big girls need love too...
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Old 03-17-2006, 11:41 AM   #7
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Weird, 'cause I was arguing about her with my friends just a week ago.

I just can not see how people can find her attractive... but apparently I'm in the minority.
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I'm probably not the right person to be answering since I'm female but I think Queen Latifah is beautiful. One of the prettiest on the list.Jodie Foster and Portia De Rossi are gay, or is that the attraction?
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Old 03-17-2006, 02:27 PM   #9
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Yeah but they gotta pay! - Quagmire
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Some people like bigger women. It's not just what's on the outside, I imagine she'd be a tonne of fun, too. Perhaps take your blinders off and see what real beauty is for once. You know, during the Renaissance, she would have been considered extraordinarily beautiful. I think they had it right back then.
You have a good point, but this isn't the "Celeb you'd like to spend the rest of your life with", it is which Celeb would you like to get shallow physical gratifaction with. You may well be right on all counts, but I don't think the question was really directed in that manner.

I mean Jolie tops the list, and she is a pretty big whackjob.

TBH I'm more shocked to see her above Halle Berry.
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You don't think Miss Queen would be freaky in bed? I bet she'd knock your damn socks off.
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WTF to half the women on that list. Were they asking 50+ men?
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WTF to half the women on that list. Were they asking 50+ men?
No they were asking their lesbian readers. Sapphic is a word for lesbian, after some seventh century bc poet who wrote on lesbianism called sappho.
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I'd like a tilt with Daisy Fuentes.
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Anyone remember that episode of Fresh Prince where will was friends with Queen Latifah's character, but wouldn't date her because she was heavy...man, what an awesome show.
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You don't think Miss Queen would be freaky in bed? I bet she'd knock your damn socks off.
She definitely does put off that "aura".
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like one of my favourite rappers RedMan said: I love a fat chick with her body enourmous It ain't about the weight its how they perfrom is
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Some people like bigger women.
Like the guy in your avatar?
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You want to hear something wierd?
I fantasize about sleeping with Reba McIntyre. I don't know what it is about her, I mean she's gotta be over 50 now. But I can't help it, she's got that Southern accent going, and that red hair
I would lay her down and give her a night of passion she hadn't even dared dream possible

That being said, I would gladly go to bed with Queen Latifah as well
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You want to hear something wierd?
I fantasize about sleeping with Reba McIntyre. I don't know what it is about her, I mean she's gotta be over 50 now. But I can't help it, she's got that Southern accent going, and that red hair
I would lay her down and give her a night of passion she hadn't even dared dream possible

That being said, I would gladly go to bed with Queen Latifah as well
When I first read what you said, I got the image of Rita McNeil in my head (Not Reba).
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