Like the new Jeep Hurricane, Chuck Norris can accelerate from 0 to 60 mph in 4.9 seconds, and can also an navigate an 86.7 degree slope when moving downward.
Chuck Norris is German for "Whale's Vagina".
Chuck Norris killed the last Unicorn with his bare hands. The Unicorn was Chuck's best friend.
Chuck Norris can remotely impregnate women.
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