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Old 01-08-2015, 03:54 PM   #1
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Does anyone know what happened to fotze? He's gone from the users' list. His posts were really funny. I miss his humour.

Fotze, if you're reading this, please come back!
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Old 01-08-2015, 03:55 PM   #2
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I always get fotze and locke mixed up. They're both five letter usernames and that's about as deep as my analysis gets
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Old 01-08-2015, 03:56 PM   #3
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Nah, Locke is dead serious, like all tax accountants...
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Old 01-08-2015, 03:57 PM   #4
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I always get fotze and locke mixed up.
I assume you don't speak German, because if you did, you wouldn't. Ever.
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Probably why he left, those jokes were old when I joined this site
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Old 01-08-2015, 04:00 PM   #7
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Huh?
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Probably why he left, those jokes were old when I joined this site
Fotze didn't have a thin skin. I'm not sure why he left but I can understand why he might not want to have that username any more.
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I assume you don't speak German, because if you did, you wouldn't. Ever.
I do not.
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Well, most people know what fotze means in German, but that did not preclude him from using it for many years. It's not it, I am sure. I also don't think it's "fotze's mom" jokes; he seemed to encourage them. It's something more serious than that, I am sure, based on Locke's post. Too bad. His posts were so funny at times, they literally made my mornings frequently...
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He's probably back on this site with a different user name.
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they literally made my mornings frequently...
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I don't use Twitter on principle.
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Suffice it to say that it has nothing to do with thick or thin skin or bad jokes, he had a good reason for leaving and I cant imagine a situation that would entice him to come back.
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T&P's for Fotze, and Fotze's mom...
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Nope.

What principle is that exactly?
This would have to be a long conversation...
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Suffice it to say that it has nothing to do with thick or thin skin or bad jokes, he had a good reason for leaving and I cant imagine a situation that would entice him to come back.

I have no idea what the reason(s) was, but if you know him outside of this little piece of heaven let him know he is missed.

Also, please brohug him, then pat his butt when he walks away.
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Suffice it to say that it has nothing to do with thick or thin skin or bad jokes, he had a good reason for leaving and I cant imagine a situation that would entice him to come back.
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