03-26-2014, 12:47 PM
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Damn...that would be a 1000 point hit!
j/k j/k bad taste
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03-26-2014, 12:47 PM
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#2
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Join Date: Sep 2012
Location: St. George's, Grenada
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What time? I know he's at some fire station opening down south now, since the city is flooding my twitter page with it.
That's funny though. Woulda been better if it was a cyclist.
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03-26-2014, 12:53 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Calgary
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That would make this an extremely rough day for mayor related people. After running down Nenshi the chicken coop guy will asphyxiate on a chicken nugget.
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03-26-2014, 01:05 PM
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#4
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Likes Cartoons
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Tweet him asking if it was him you almost commited vehicular homicide on
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03-26-2014, 01:22 PM
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#5
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Auckland, NZ
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Quote:
Originally Posted by fotze
He could be somewhere else but he has a doppleganger if thats the case.
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I actually work with his doppleganger. This guy looks just like him, it's creepy. He even sounds like him.
On a related note, my dad almost plowed over Paul Brandt last year at Spruce Meadows. He almost ran him over in the parking lot. He hopped infront of our car when we were turning and we just about turned him into roadkill. He turned around to look at us all scared right after he almost lost his life. My dad gave him the finger, yelled some obscenities and peeled off. I told him 'I think that was Paul Brandt'. He responds with 'who gives a flying ####'.
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03-26-2014, 01:32 PM
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You were so close to being named Man of the Year by the Calgary Sun.
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03-26-2014, 01:32 PM
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If you did kill him would you become the new mayor? Small sacrifice if that is the case. Mayor fotze... he's okayish... just like you!
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03-26-2014, 01:34 PM
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#8
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mean Mr. Mustard
If you did kill him would you become the new mayor? Small sacrifice if that is the case. Mayor fotze... he's okayish... just like you!
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You keep what you kill?
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03-26-2014, 01:39 PM
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#9
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Locke
You keep what you kill?
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Not what, who... well I guess who becomes a what... so yes.
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03-26-2014, 01:40 PM
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#10
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Quote:
Originally Posted by fotze
I am only about 80% sure it was him, so if it wasn't him I will be full of shame.
I was driving down 4th Avenue to exit downtown in the far left lane. During the day its a very thin lane as cars are parked on the left shoulder. At the Mcdougall school block some guy just steps out from behind a cube van I only see the back of his head as he is not looking at all, going around the car in from of the van to get in the passenger door. I #### my pants and squeeze beside him go a bit into the other lane that has a car in it.
AS I whip by I recognize that fro, and then the guy getting into the drivers side as Chima Nkendirim (sp?). I didn't get a full look, but damn it looked like Nenshi. Prob at 10 to 12.
He could be somewhere else but he has a doppleganger if thats the case.
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It was them. I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but I've been told to communicate to you that by Mayoral decree you are to be exiled to Edmonton, condemned to a life as an Oiler fan. Enjoy the rebuild.
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03-26-2014, 01:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Bunk
It was them. I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but I've been told to communicate to you that by Mayoral decree you are to be exiled to Edmonton, condemned to a life as an Oiler fan. Enjoy the rebuild.
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Surely they could show some mercy and give him the death penalty instead!
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03-26-2014, 01:45 PM
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#12
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well, based upon my mother's 37% property tax increase over last year (Yes, 37%), had you taken him out she may have sent a fruit basket to the remand center to help get you through the days.
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03-26-2014, 02:10 PM
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tromboner
Join Date: Mar 2006
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Quote:
Originally Posted by killer_carlson
well, based upon my mother's 37% property tax increase over last year (Yes, 37%), had you taken him out she may have sent a fruit basket to the remand center to help get you through the days.
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Because, you know, Nenshi did her property assessment himself!
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03-26-2014, 02:11 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: In a van down by the river
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunk
It was them. I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but I've been told to communicate to you that by Mayoral decree you are to be exiled to Edmonton, condemned to a life as an Oiler fan. Enjoy the rebuild.
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Bunk can you expense a new pair of pants for Fotze on the Mayor's dime?
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03-26-2014, 02:12 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by killer_carlson
well, based upon my mother's 37% property tax increase over last year (Yes, 37%), had you taken him out she may have sent a fruit basket to the remand center to help get you through the days.
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What wrong with some of you.
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03-26-2014, 02:18 PM
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Originally Posted by MrMastodonFarm
What wrong with some of you.
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Seriously. "Something happened that I don't approve of yet don't fully understand! Rather than informing myself, who can I blame? I know! That politician I've heard of! *Snide comment suggesting we'd be better off if he was dead*"
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03-26-2014, 02:23 PM
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#17
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Location: On your last nerve...:D
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TheGrimm
Bunk can you expense a new pair of pants for Fotze on the Mayor's dime?
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And a new pair of tighty-whities and he should probably steam clean the car seat as well.
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03-26-2014, 02:28 PM
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#18
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Minnie
And a new pair of tighty-whities and he should probably steam clean the car seat as well.
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Making the same joke twice but with different words doesn't make it funnier.
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03-26-2014, 02:31 PM
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#19
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Minnie
And a new pair of tighty-whities and he should probably steam clean the car seat as well.
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Just because you change around what someone said, doesn't make it more funny.
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03-26-2014, 02:48 PM
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#20
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I believe that Mr. Nenshi should buy fotze new pants. Not for excrement related reasons but because fotze could probably use them. And even if he doesnt need them no one says no to free pants.
Free pants! Hes innocent!
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