Man dies after atomic wedgie

[Flabbibulin]

Oh my....

Davis told police his stepfather swung first and Davis retaliated with an "atomic wedgie"

http://www.calgarysun.com/2014/01/08...-atomic-wedgie

[Bigtime]

Hmm, and all this time I thought we had to really watch out for the dreaded "Rear Admiral".

[Puppet Guy]

"asphyxiation caused by the elastic underwear band being stretched over his head and left around his neck", or gagging from the stench?

[FlamesAddiction]

Probably strangled him first and then did the atomic wedgie to make it look more like an accident. It could be the difference between 1st/2nd degree murder and manslaughter.

[MarchHare]

Originally Posted by FlamesAddiction

Probably strangled him first and then did the atomic wedgie to make it look more like an accident. It could be the difference between 1st/2nd degree murder and manslaughter.

No, the medical examiner determined the cause of death was from the elastic band being stretched over his head. If the victim was strangled, it would be really obvious in an autopsy.

[Daradon]

There's gotta be more to this story. And it is suggested at the end of the story.

[Northendzone]

time for an "Ongoing DEaths via Wedgie" thead?

[CaptainCrunch]

oh god I'm going to hell

[Daradon]

And THIS was the story that confirmed that?

[Jacks]

He should have used the Purple Nurple instead, painful but non lethal.

[calumniate]

I wonder what brand of underwear? It would good to have some sort of point of failure, lol

[nixon45]

This could really drive a wedge between the family members. Very sad

[polak]

Sounds like someone is trying to stretch the truth over our eyes.

[dobbles]

and thats why i love oklahoma! i don't know why nicker would ever want to leave this place!