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Old 02-05-2011, 03:04 AM   #1
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There is a bit of a stink in Malawi with a row brewing over whether a new law designed to prevent 'fouling the air' includes dropping an SBD in a public place.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-12363852

Me? I can pretty much fart to order and have on occasion when annoyed by someone, purposefully dropped one and left the scene of the crime as a bit of payback.

If I go to Malawi I might have to reconsider my chemical warfare tactic when dealing with antagonists.

Most times when I have to drop one, I do try to find a washroom, but it aint always easy.
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Old 02-05-2011, 04:39 AM   #2
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This will be all fine and dandy until somebody ruptures their colon and sues the government.
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Old 02-05-2011, 04:46 AM   #3
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flamesdyehard just crapped his pants.

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Everyone knows that whoever smelt it, dealt it so if the law actually outlaws farting no one is going to self-incriminate themselves anyways.
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Old 02-05-2011, 11:07 AM   #5
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Malawins must have the stinkiest toots on earth if a law in passed to ban them. I hope I never have to smell a Malawin fart as long as l live.
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Old 02-05-2011, 11:10 AM   #6
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Look for an increase in spontaneous human combustion if this law sticks.
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Do queefs count?
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Old 02-05-2011, 02:21 PM   #8
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What about snarts?
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Old 02-05-2011, 02:33 PM   #9
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Old 02-06-2011, 01:04 PM   #10
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This new law stinks.
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