The Ongoing Super Mega Weather Thread v3

[Dion]

Originally Posted by undercoverbrother

This summer has sucked massive balls.

All we are gonna get in August is a massive mosquito buffet

They were pretty hungry on the golf course this morning.

[Sliver]

Originally Posted by undercoverbrother

This summer has sucked massive balls.

All we are gonna get in August is a massive mosquito buffet

Probably the best summer of my life. Not trying to be funny. Not trying to get a laugh. Wouldn't want anybody to have the worst day at their job. But, this summer has been so nice for people who don't like the heat.

[undercoverbrother]

Originally Posted by Sliver

Probably the best summer of my life. Not trying to be funny. Not trying to get a laugh. Wouldn't want anybody to have the worst day at their job. But, this summer has been so nice for people who don't like the heat.

Whilst I am happy my Jambox Bro is enjoying himself, it helps me not.

[Bigtime]

Originally Posted by Sliver

Probably the best summer of my life. Not trying to be funny. Not trying to get a laugh. Wouldn't want anybody to have the worst day at their job. But, this summer has been so nice for people who don't like the heat.

Move over Brat Girl Summer, it's Sliver Summer.

My apologies, I'm hearing Brat Girl Summer may have evolved into Touch Grass Summer or Sardine Girl Summer. Regardless, it is now Sliver's summer.

[Locke]

Originally Posted by Bigtime

Move over Brat Girl Summer, it's Sliver Summer.

My apologies, I'm hearing Brat Girl Summer may have evolved into Touch Grass Summer or Sardine Girl Summer. Regardless, it is now Sliver's summer.

You gotta get outta Sunnyside man...its killing your brain.

[fotze2]

Originally Posted by Sliver

Probably the best summer of my life. Not trying to be funny. Not trying to get a laugh. Wouldn't want anybody to have the worst day at their job. But, this summer has been so nice for people who don't like the heat.

Sliver lost his virginity this summer and got into hijinx. Found a porn mag in the park.

Sorry that was my favorite summer.

[Hemi-Cuda]

Originally Posted by Sliver

Probably the best summer of my life. Not trying to be funny. Not trying to get a laugh. Wouldn't want anybody to have the worst day at their job. But, this summer has been so nice for people who don't like the heat.

I bet your hair would slick back real nice

[Fuzz]

Originally Posted by fotze2

Sliver lost his virginity this summer and got into hijinx. Found a porn mag in the park.

Sorry that was my favorite summer.

I dunno, I think even a porn mag would have trouble getting past the tactical mall ninja look. "Uh, could you at least take the backpack off?"


If porn mags could talk. Probably a good thing they can't. Might make for a fun buddy cop movie.

[fotze2]

Originally Posted by Fuzz

I dunno, I think even a porn mag would have trouble getting past the tactical mall ninja look. "Uh, could you at least take the backpack off?"


If porn mags could talk. Probably a good thing they can't. Might make for a fun buddy cop movie.

I found a swank walking with my grandma when i was a kid in crescent heights. Every photo had that two finger spreado action. I don’t think on i had ever seen a vagina before that other emerging from one.

I grabbed it and looked and thought this is making me feel funny and this is not good. I stuffed it down my pants for future use and continued to walk. It was was like a video game where you get an item, i knew it would come in handy in the future like mandrake root.

Probably just one of the ingredients of why I’m so twisted today.

[Johnny Makarov]

Originally Posted by undercoverbrother

This summer has sucked massive balls.

All we are gonna get in August is a massive mosquito buffet

Well then you should hope for cold and snow in August. No mosquitos!

[undercoverbrother]

At mentioning my life I had a black garbage bag full of hardcore European porn mags.

[Bigtime]

Originally Posted by Hemi-Cuda

I bet your hair would slick back real nice

People can change.

[fotze2]

Originally Posted by undercoverbrother

At mentioning my life I had a black garbage bag full of hardcore European porn mags.

The Dutch ones? My buddy brought me a magazine called Schit eaters but spelled right. No rules in those mags.

[habernac]

Yeah, a little too moist, but this beats the #### out of forest fire smoke apocalypse. I beat the rain yesterday on a mountain hike. Did it again today with a post work bike ride.