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CaptainCrunch · 04-02-2020, 09:23 AM

Well first of all I'd see if Kansas city still wants an NHL franchise and is willing to pay me a bunch of cash and build me a new stadium. Once I had that I'd

Release or trade every decent player I have
Scour every beer league and sign players at rock bottom prices
I'd find a the best amateur coach who is working at a tire shop and convince him to come and manage the Flames for a year
I'd sign the best player in the Canadian penal system
I'd sign a retread goaltender who is playing in the Mexican league
I'd replace the state of the art workout equipment and rehabilitation equipment with piles of bricks and buckets
No more team air charters, these players have it too good, I'd hire a team bus for all road trips driving by a stoner named Rusty.

04-02-2020, 09:23 AM	#23
CaptainCrunch Norm! Join Date: Jun 2002 Exp:	Well first of all I'd see if Kansas city still wants an NHL franchise and is willing to pay me a bunch of cash and build me a new stadium. Once I had that I'd Release or trade every decent player I have Scour every beer league and sign players at rock bottom prices I'd find a the best amateur coach who is working at a tire shop and convince him to come and manage the Flames for a year I'd sign the best player in the Canadian penal system I'd sign a retread goaltender who is playing in the Mexican league I'd replace the state of the art workout equipment and rehabilitation equipment with piles of bricks and buckets No more team air charters, these players have it too good, I'd hire a team bus for all road trips driving by a stoner named Rusty. __________________ My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings; Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!