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Old 12-21-2020, 11:57 AM   #1059
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God that book was just flat out weird. The Han Solo substitute, I think his name was Dash Rendar, the over the top cocky, best starpilot ever who took down AT-AT's on hoth blindfolded.


The whole Prince Xizor thing where he used his hormones to try to get Leia to take a bath with him. there was also one scene where he literally tried to get her to give him a lapdance during a meeting. The sexbot assassin.


One thermal detonator takes down a 300 story building.


Chewie deciding to go kamikaze for no reason.
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