Lead Agent
[to NAMBLA Leader] We've been after you for a long time, buddy! Do you know your rights?
NAMBLA Leader
Rights? Does anybody know their rights? You see, I've learned something today.
[Stan and Kyle look at each other] Our forefathers came to this country because... they believed in an idea. An idea called "freedom." They wanted to live in a place where a group couldn't be prosecuted for their beliefs. Where a person can live the way he
chooses to live.
[Stan, Kyle, and Cartman look at each other] You see us as being perverted because we're different from you. People are afraid of us, because they don't understand. And sometimes it's easier to persecute than to understand.
[Stan and Kyle look at each other, then at the NAMBLA leader] Kyle
Dude. You have sex with children.
NAMBLA Leader
We are human. Most of us didn't even choose to be attracted to young boys. We were born that way. We can't help the way we are, and if you all can't understand that, well, then, I guess you'll just have to put us away.
[shots of the agents, then the Brando look-alikes, then Stan and Kyle, who look at each other, then at the NAMBLA leader] Kyle
[slowly, for emphasis] Dude. You have sex with children.
Stan
Yeah. You know, we believe in equality for everybody, and tolerance, and all that gay stuff, but dude, #### you.