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Old 04-19-2020, 02:01 AM   #513
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I have really ####ed up somehow.

Somehow I'm already $16 million in the hole for cheese next year. I have no idea how this happened -- it just did, incrementally, over time. Because of this, I'm projected to be waaaaay over the cap -- like $30 million over. It's a disaster. The only silver lining is that I caught it reasonably early.

Somehow two things need to happen simultaneously for me:

- I need to shed salary
- I need to take on cheese

I don't know how to make this work.

Guys like these need to go, yesterday:

- Staal ($9.99 million for one year -- rental)
- Brassard ($6 million for one year -- rental)
- Atkinson ($8 million for two years)
- Kessel ($7 million for two years)
- Grabner ($5.25 million for one year -- rental)
- Thornton ($2.32 million for one year -- rental)

Chances are, my top RFAs (Lehner, Schmidt, Larsson, Simek, McGinn) w ill be the ones who go, but if you have an offer for the guys above, let me know.

Don't forget about my last post about prospects. I'd trade all of them for money.

Help me out, please! Can't believe this crept up on me without me noticing. Please make deals with me, you have literally all the leverage! Chances are you can sneak something by this terrible GM and I won't sense a thing!
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