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Old 10-18-2018, 10:52 PM   #1394
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Originally Posted by Mass_nerder View Post
Smith's new bucket is on a completely different level than this.
Maybe I'm way off base, but I do not like this at all.
What the hell are you talking about? It’s INFERNO HEAT! And not only that, it’s the SECOND edition!

Complete with DaveArt classic features like lens flares and BrushStroke Tech(nology?). Like not just spray gun, actual brush stroke tech!! It’s the newest paint technique since neanderthals were painting caves!

No goalie should hire DaveArt. It’s like the hipster beard of goalie masks. If you hire DaveArt you’re going to get a mask that is unoriginal, probably boring, have way too much #### going on, lightning for some reason (why do ALL of his masks have lightning??) and lens flares all over. He is Awful. And by awful I mean I feel like I could do better and I have F- art skills.

“Cradle of Creativity” is just the cherry on top though. They literally all look so similar. Cradle of Creativity, my ass.

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