Overheard conversation in the Flames Coaching office
Coach Boaty McBoatface playing solitaire on his phone Pontus walks in
Pontus - "Hey coach you wanted to see me"
Coach - "I thought I detected the stench of failure"
Pontus - "Hey coach that's not very . . . "
Coach - "That toilets not going to unplug itself . . . oh and here's your ticket to Peoria, we've reserved a space in the cargo rack to save money"
Pontus - "Oh"
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