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Old 12-08-2018, 10:31 AM   #4036
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nah, I'm ok with Oilstain and Stang.



After a while it gets boring seeing the same two guys getting wedgied over and over again by their team.


Just when they have some hope the Oilers actually reach over grab their underwear and pull it over their heads while laughing at their ability to remain a fan of that sad sack ship wreck of a franchise.


Yup, the Oilers are like the band poison, they were relevant in the 80's, but now they're a laughable joke that their fans and the Oilers aren't in on


Bret Michaels - "We were huge in the 80's man, we sold out stadiums and had platinum albums and to this day people see us as rock pioneers and flood to our shows when we play keggers at Devry 30 year reunions"


Rock fans - "No we don't"


Oiler fans - "We won cups in the 80's and because of that our franchise is entitled to that respect from all hockey fans who look at our franchise with awe as we raise another banner saluting Terry the hypnotist for his 10th show in Edmonton"


Hockey fans - "Nah, your a laughing spot"
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