Thread: Bye-bye the Kid
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Old 12-07-2021, 05:23 PM   #3
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Sidney Crosby has requested a trade from the Kings, and has been obliged. He started using a right-handed stick during games, claiming that "it made my backhand even better", and kicking Seguin's skates across the room repeatedly during practice. Seguin was heard saying, "Come on, Guy, I mean come on", but the pleas to stop had no effect.

Heading out with him is Eeli Tolvanen. When asked why he is being traded he was told that he was vowel heavy. The real reason was that with the amount of Russians on the team, the Kings couldn't afford having a Finn beating them up every time he believed that they had invaded his space.

The goaltending is getting Quicker.

To Los Angeles
Evgeni Kuznetsov
Denis Gurianov
Jon Quick

To Colorado
Sidney Crosby
Eeli Tolvanen
Jake Allen
"We don't even know who our best player is yet. It could be any one of us at this point." - Peter LaFleur, player/coach, Average Joe's Gymnasium
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